Mace Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: Good God Joe! You need a hobby. Can I suggest a variant of Russian roulette, where there's a round in every chamber? The Justicar goes first and every one else calls it quits and goes to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 PS I'm drunk and I'm narked. Entertain me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 PS I'm drunk and I'm narked. Entertain me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 PS I'm drunk and I'm narked. Entertain me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: PS I'm drunk...How very surprising Originally posted by Mace: ...and I'm narkedPeng only knows what that means... perhaps your posting habits are like mine & Seanachai's & in your inebriation you've misspelt naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: PS I'm drunk...How very surprising Originally posted by Mace: ...and I'm narkedPeng only knows what that means... perhaps your posting habits are like mine & Seanachai's & in your inebriation you've misspelt naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: PS I'm drunk...How very surprising Originally posted by Mace: ...and I'm narkedPeng only knows what that means... perhaps your posting habits are like mine & Seanachai's & in your inebriation you've misspelt naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Damn.... ****scans the Cesspool....liquor bottles lie empty on the floor....the crunching of crack vials underfoot** what the hell happened here????? Can't you slime clean up after yourselves???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Damn.... ****scans the Cesspool....liquor bottles lie empty on the floor....the crunching of crack vials underfoot** what the hell happened here????? Can't you slime clean up after yourselves???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Damn.... ****scans the Cesspool....liquor bottles lie empty on the floor....the crunching of crack vials underfoot** what the hell happened here????? Can't you slime clean up after yourselves???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Good God Joe! You need a hobby. Can I suggest a variant of Russian roulette, where there's a round in every chamber? The Justicar goes first and every one else calls it quits and goes to the pub. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Good God Joe! You need a hobby. Can I suggest a variant of Russian roulette, where there's a round in every chamber? The Justicar goes first and every one else calls it quits and goes to the pub. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Good God Joe! You need a hobby. Can I suggest a variant of Russian roulette, where there's a round in every chamber? The Justicar goes first and every one else calls it quits and goes to the pub. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I found someone to hate. Yes I know that will please some of you. Car Salesman! Gawd I hate them. They NEVER, EVER, NE'ER say what's on their mind, never worry about a truthful answer and think they are as slick as snot on a new tie. However I do find it entertaining to discuss buying a vehicle from them. What is not entertaining is driving 140 miles one-way only to teach them the difference between Nerf Bars and Running Boards! And then having the Sale’s Manager try to tell me why I want Nerf Bars instead of the agreed upon installed Running Boards. However I take comfort in the fact that I burned up some oil that some European somewhere will insist belongs to him because he was born on this planet. In addition we also hired a Cab to the Mall so my wife could do a bit of Christmas shopping, while we waited the two and half-hours for the car dealership to install the wrong freaking accessories! While there I impressed my wife by speaking to someone, two people actually (I was on a roll). I said hello to Santa Claus and I also said <big><big> NO </big></big> to an Arab cosmetics Salesman with such vigor it caused a few heads to turn and the couple in front of me to jump. I found that to entertain as well. Have a cheery, merry, bright and pleasant Holiday Season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I found someone to hate. Yes I know that will please some of you. Car Salesman! Gawd I hate them. They NEVER, EVER, NE'ER say what's on their mind, never worry about a truthful answer and think they are as slick as snot on a new tie. However I do find it entertaining to discuss buying a vehicle from them. What is not entertaining is driving 140 miles one-way only to teach them the difference between Nerf Bars and Running Boards! And then having the Sale’s Manager try to tell me why I want Nerf Bars instead of the agreed upon installed Running Boards. However I take comfort in the fact that I burned up some oil that some European somewhere will insist belongs to him because he was born on this planet. In addition we also hired a Cab to the Mall so my wife could do a bit of Christmas shopping, while we waited the two and half-hours for the car dealership to install the wrong freaking accessories! While there I impressed my wife by speaking to someone, two people actually (I was on a roll). I said hello to Santa Claus and I also said <big><big> NO </big></big> to an Arab cosmetics Salesman with such vigor it caused a few heads to turn and the couple in front of me to jump. I found that to entertain as well. Have a cheery, merry, bright and pleasant Holiday Season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I found someone to hate. Yes I know that will please some of you. Car Salesman! Gawd I hate them. They NEVER, EVER, NE'ER say what's on their mind, never worry about a truthful answer and think they are as slick as snot on a new tie. However I do find it entertaining to discuss buying a vehicle from them. What is not entertaining is driving 140 miles one-way only to teach them the difference between Nerf Bars and Running Boards! And then having the Sale’s Manager try to tell me why I want Nerf Bars instead of the agreed upon installed Running Boards. However I take comfort in the fact that I burned up some oil that some European somewhere will insist belongs to him because he was born on this planet. In addition we also hired a Cab to the Mall so my wife could do a bit of Christmas shopping, while we waited the two and half-hours for the car dealership to install the wrong freaking accessories! While there I impressed my wife by speaking to someone, two people actually (I was on a roll). I said hello to Santa Claus and I also said <big><big> NO </big></big> to an Arab cosmetics Salesman with such vigor it caused a few heads to turn and the couple in front of me to jump. I found that to entertain as well. Have a cheery, merry, bright and pleasant Holiday Season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Stenographers? Dibs!!! Hi, Lar! This would be way cooler if we found that the reason she was headed to the surface was because her legs were in the jaws of a great white shark and it was pushing her up to it. =) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Stenographers? Dibs!!! Hi, Lar! This would be way cooler if we found that the reason she was headed to the surface was because her legs were in the jaws of a great white shark and it was pushing her up to it. =) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Stenographers? Dibs!!! Hi, Lar! This would be way cooler if we found that the reason she was headed to the surface was because her legs were in the jaws of a great white shark and it was pushing her up to it. =) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: I found someone to hate. Yes I know that will please some of you. Car Salesman! Gawd I hate them. They NEVER, EVER, NE'ER say what's on their mind, never worry about a truthful answer and think they are as slick as snot on a new tie. <snip>Abbott, you have reminded me of a testdrive I took in a brand new 1990 Turbo Plymouth Laser turbo (actually purchased by someone else, but they hadn't picked it up yet). The terrified Salesman was in the passenger seat, my 300lb 6' - 1" college room-mate shoe-horned into the back seat and we were flying down a hilly back road when I turned to the salesman and asked if the car had anti-lock brakes. "Yyyesss, er noo!!!Four wheel disk!! Four Wheel Disk!!!!" The poor bastard looked like he was going to piss himself. Looking back on what I prick I used to be to car salesmen I tend to have a bit more pity on those poor bastards. Well, the honest ones anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: I found someone to hate. Yes I know that will please some of you. Car Salesman! Gawd I hate them. They NEVER, EVER, NE'ER say what's on their mind, never worry about a truthful answer and think they are as slick as snot on a new tie. <snip>Abbott, you have reminded me of a testdrive I took in a brand new 1990 Turbo Plymouth Laser turbo (actually purchased by someone else, but they hadn't picked it up yet). The terrified Salesman was in the passenger seat, my 300lb 6' - 1" college room-mate shoe-horned into the back seat and we were flying down a hilly back road when I turned to the salesman and asked if the car had anti-lock brakes. "Yyyesss, er noo!!!Four wheel disk!! Four Wheel Disk!!!!" The poor bastard looked like he was going to piss himself. Looking back on what I prick I used to be to car salesmen I tend to have a bit more pity on those poor bastards. Well, the honest ones anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: I found someone to hate. Yes I know that will please some of you. Car Salesman! Gawd I hate them. They NEVER, EVER, NE'ER say what's on their mind, never worry about a truthful answer and think they are as slick as snot on a new tie. <snip>Abbott, you have reminded me of a testdrive I took in a brand new 1990 Turbo Plymouth Laser turbo (actually purchased by someone else, but they hadn't picked it up yet). The terrified Salesman was in the passenger seat, my 300lb 6' - 1" college room-mate shoe-horned into the back seat and we were flying down a hilly back road when I turned to the salesman and asked if the car had anti-lock brakes. "Yyyesss, er noo!!!Four wheel disk!! Four Wheel Disk!!!!" The poor bastard looked like he was going to piss himself. Looking back on what I prick I used to be to car salesmen I tend to have a bit more pity on those poor bastards. Well, the honest ones anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=peng+challenge+thread+joe+shaw&btnG=Search BFD Joe - the first Web search for "Peng Challenge Thread Joe Shaw" yields a hit with "Justicar" spelled wrong. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Joe Shaw Member Member # 258, - posted. November 20, 2006 06:41 AM ... Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread ...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=peng+challenge+thread+joe+shaw&btnG=Search BFD Joe - the first Web search for "Peng Challenge Thread Joe Shaw" yields a hit with "Justicar" spelled wrong. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Joe Shaw Member Member # 258, - posted. November 20, 2006 06:41 AM ... Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread ...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=peng+challenge+thread+joe+shaw&btnG=Search BFD Joe - the first Web search for "Peng Challenge Thread Joe Shaw" yields a hit with "Justicar" spelled wrong. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Joe Shaw Member Member # 258, - posted. November 20, 2006 06:41 AM ... Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread ...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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