stikkypixie Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I propose we have ban on talking about someone else "genetic material". I'll do all the the sticking around here thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBlade Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GreenBlade: Hey I bought CMAK yesterday and and registered for this forum almost 12 hours ago and am still only a Junior Member! What's up with that? If I am not to be promoted I must respectfully request to be demoted to Sophomore Member---same pay and perks and less work. Looking forward to CMSF. What the hell, I'm bored: SpleenBlade, I hereby and forthwith challenge you to a battle of disastrous proportions (for the likes of you) using the platform of CMAK. Ergo, I shall pound, eviscerate even, any troops you may sally forth against me. You cloddhopping waste of ozone, I shall chortle in glee as you lose both battle and dignity to my superior wit, intellect and cunning. I would not promote you to kintergarten member for fear you would kill yourself with crayons, or some other pointy object. Prepare to be beaten in a way not seen since Custer last stood, but you shall be even less gloriously disposed of, and the shell of your former self will be forced to pay homage to my greatness for all eternity. Since you cannot count (you registered the 13th. I don't know how the 19th is 12 hours later), I shall send you something, but only when I feel like it. I shall crush you thoroughly. Enjoy your evening. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBlade Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GreenBlade: Hey I bought CMAK yesterday and and registered for this forum almost 12 hours ago and am still only a Junior Member! What's up with that? If I am not to be promoted I must respectfully request to be demoted to Sophomore Member---same pay and perks and less work. Looking forward to CMSF. What the hell, I'm bored: SpleenBlade, I hereby and forthwith challenge you to a battle of disastrous proportions (for the likes of you) using the platform of CMAK. Ergo, I shall pound, eviscerate even, any troops you may sally forth against me. You cloddhopping waste of ozone, I shall chortle in glee as you lose both battle and dignity to my superior wit, intellect and cunning. I would not promote you to kintergarten member for fear you would kill yourself with crayons, or some other pointy object. Prepare to be beaten in a way not seen since Custer last stood, but you shall be even less gloriously disposed of, and the shell of your former self will be forced to pay homage to my greatness for all eternity. Since you cannot count (you registered the 13th. I don't know how the 19th is 12 hours later), I shall send you something, but only when I feel like it. I shall crush you thoroughly. Enjoy your evening. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Oh look at that two post for two sentences it could almost be one of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: Oh look at that two post for two sentences it could almost be one of us. Yes, almost ... save for NO email and that USA in the location ... this one's not very bright is he. Of course Speedy DID say "one of us" ... by that he undoubtedly meant Australian and so the lad would fit into THAT group right well wouldn't he. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Oh c'mon Joe Xia, don't forget I made you an honourary AUSTRALIAN a couple years ago and you remember how damn PROUD you were? Spleenglade must crawl before he can walk and so in the natural order of evolution, it is only right and proper that he should aspire to Cesspoolness before graduating to that highest of entity.....the AUSTRALIAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Oh c'mon Joe Xia, don't forget I made you an honourary AUSTRALIAN a couple years ago and you remember how damn PROUD you were? {sinpped}Uh ... no, no I don't recall being proud at all. Of course I may have overlooked it as I was dashing to the bathroom to have a nice quiet chunder at the very thought. Joe p.s. Didja like the Australian "chunder" reference ... I think it's appropriate ... I mean you think of Australian and you heave ... they just go together naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: Oh c'mon Joe Xia, don't forget I made you an honourary AUSTRALIAN a couple years ago and you remember how damn PROUD you were? {sinpped}Uh ... no, no I don't recall being proud at all. Of course I may have overlooked it as I was dashing to the bathroom to have a nice quiet chunder at the very thought. Joe p.s. Didja like the Australian "chunder" reference ... I think it's appropriate ... I mean you think of Me and you heave ... they just go together naturally. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Siiiinerrrr....ipped! Well thank you for that Herr Shaw, thank you for condemning yourself so aptly. I see no finer example of willingness, nay eagerness to join the ranks of the Aussie contingent than your weak, thinly disguised attempt at repulsion... you sit there at your monitor wearing nought but a khaki safari suit and a slouch hat with corks dangling from the brim and dare to deny your longing for your brethren. Come now Joeykins, no one is looking... the coast is clear... cast aside the hated cloak of 'merkinism , flee across the no mans land to the waiting arms, hearts and inner thigh areas of your kin-folk..your brothers in arms...your deities....your mates. Ja bless..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: NO email and that USA in the location ... this one's not very bright is he. Joe I'd have to agree that this one isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. I would go so far to say that this one is a spoon. Plastic, even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Do not mock the plastic spoon, I've cut my myself with those things several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Do not mock the plastic spoon, I've cut my myself with those things several times. Poke your eye out with the plastic toothpick too, did ya? [ December 21, 2005, 07:19 AM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Maybe it was a spork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 It would not suprise me at all to learn that stikkypixie often sporks himself. Edited to correct the dorks username spelling. [ December 21, 2005, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: rleete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Hey, Lars, didja see the SC2 release thread? Hubert (bolded out of supreme respect) mentioned me by name in O-fish-al correspondence to BFC! I is famous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Hey, Lars, didja see the SC2 release thread? Hubert (bolded out of supreme respect) mentioned me by name in O-fish-al correspondence to BFC! I is famous! He wasn't talking about you, he mentioned someone named RLEETE, arent you rleete ? He must be referring to someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: He puts so much of himself into it *mental note* pass on the cheese at Dalem's place.... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: But dalem really, really gets into cutting the cheese. With him, it's almost an artform. He puts so much of himself into it, it's presence can easily fill a room. I am altogether delighted to yield to your experience and expertise in this matter, sir. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by GreenBlade: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GreenBlade: Hey I bought CMAK yesterday and and registered for this forum almost 12 hours ago and am still only a Junior Member! What's up with that? If I am not to be promoted I must respectfully request to be demoted to Sophomore Member---same pay and perks and less work. Looking forward to CMSF. What the hell, I'm bored: SpleenBlade, I hereby and forthwith challenge you to a battle of disastrous proportions (for the likes of you) using the platform of CMAK. Ergo, I shall pound, eviscerate even, any troops you may sally forth against me. You cloddhopping waste of ozone, I shall chortle in glee as you lose both battle and dignity to my superior wit, intellect and cunning. I would not promote you to kintergarten member for fear you would kill yourself with crayons, or some other pointy object. Prepare to be beaten in a way not seen since Custer last stood, but you shall be even less gloriously disposed of, and the shell of your former self will be forced to pay homage to my greatness for all eternity. Since you cannot count (you registered the 13th. I don't know how the 19th is 12 hours later), I shall send you something, but only when I feel like it. I shall crush you thoroughly. Enjoy your evening. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by stinkypinkie: Do not mock the plastic spoon, I've cut my myself with those things several times. Yes, but you are an unusually gifted clod and imbecile. An ordinary idiot would probably need four or five tries before he could jab himself in the eye, but I bet you hit it the first time every time. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Hey, Lars, didja see the SC2 release thread? Hubert (bolded out of supreme respect) mentioned me by name in O-fish-al correspondence to BFC! I is famous! And they still haven't banned you yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Hey, Lars, didja see the SC2 release thread? Hubert (bolded out of supreme respect) mentioned me by name in O-fish-al correspondence to BFC! I is famous! And they still haven't banned you yet? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Hey, Lars, didja see the SC2 release thread? Hubert (bolded out of supreme respect) mentioned me by name in O-fish-al correspondence to BFC! I is famous! And they still haven't banned you yet? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 roger is the fiber of the peng thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: roger is the fiber of the peng thread? This would be correct, because a lot of fibers can found in the large intestines. Bowelcontent and rleete somehow fit together. [ December 21, 2005, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: stikkypixie ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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