GreenBlade

Wankers of the world Unite! We have nothing to lose but our brains---and heven knows we seldom use them.

YOU??? RICK???? Tell ya what, Sparky... I'll let you be Signor Ferrari if I can be Sascha the crazy Russian bartender. </font>

Sheesh. Fidel Castro has given speeches shorter and wittier than this thread.

Hey I was surprised too but AI is a real person and she's a woman! I met her at a bar saturday night. She seemed nice--an old fashioned gal---looked like a cross between a Commodore Computer and an Intellivision console.

Good Grief! First Osama Bin Laden starts recommending books we should read and now he is making film suggestions. I refuse to watch his latest selection,"BrokeBack Jihad", but some of you blokes are probably interested.

Just redid the whole lawn with new sod so am not taking that sod off now. You are welcome however to the new batch of grubs so.... Grub Off!

Mace's post prompted this musing----actually it didn't but I specialize in non sequitors. If King Kong battled Peng Pong in Hong Kong who would prevail? And would Peter Jackson try to buy the movie rights? And would Fay Wray, Jessica Lange or Naomi Watts even care about the outcome?

Good Grief man. Stop propositioning the mortar tubes.

Yes, almost ... save for NO email and that USA in the location ... this one's not very bright is he. </font>

What the hell, I'm bored: SpleenBlade, I hereby and forthwith challenge you to a battle of disastrous proportions (for the likes of you) using the platform of CMAK. Ergo, I shall pound, eviscerate even, any troops you may sally forth against me. You cloddhopping waste of ozone, I shall chortle in glee as you lose both battle and dignity to my superior wit, intellect and cunning. I would not promote you to kintergarten member for fear you would kill yourself with crayons, or some other pointy object. Prepare to be beaten in a way not seen since Custer last stood, but you shall be even less gloriously disposed of, and the shell of your former self will be forced to pay homage to my greatness for all eternity. Since you cannot count (you registered the 13th. I don't know how the 19th is 12 hours later), I shall send you something, but only when I feel like it. I shall crush you thoroughly. Enjoy your evening. </font>

What the hell, I'm bored: SpleenBlade, I hereby and forthwith challenge you to a battle of disastrous proportions (for the likes of you) using the platform of CMAK. Ergo, I shall pound, eviscerate even, any troops you may sally forth against me. You cloddhopping waste of ozone, I shall chortle in glee as you lose both battle and dignity to my superior wit, intellect and cunning. I would not promote you to kintergarten member for fear you would kill yourself with crayons, or some other pointy object. Prepare to be beaten in a way not seen since Custer last stood, but you shall be even less gloriously disposed of, and the shell of your former self will be forced to pay homage to my greatness for all eternity. Since you cannot count (you registered the 13th. I don't know how the 19th is 12 hours later), I shall send you something, but only when I feel like it. I shall crush you thoroughly. Enjoy your evening. </font>

Hey I bought CMAK yesterday and and registered for this forum almost 12 hours ago and am still only a Junior Member! What's up with that? If I am not to be promoted I must respectfully request to be demoted to Sophomore Member---same pay and perks and less work. Looking forward to CMSF.

Excellent question. 3 survived, so 23 were taken out.

Moderator please don't close this thread. It's interesting and a good example of an informed spirited debate---even if somewhat tangential to CMSF.

Wow am I embarrassed. It took me 26 Stuarts. Will have to get "Armor Tactics For Dummies." Max was closest but went over.

Wow am I embarrassed. It took me 26 Stuarts. Will have to get "Armor Tactics For Dummies." Max was closest but went over.

Israel needs nukes for the same reason we did during the cold war----as a deterrent to a biological, chemical nuclear attack by one of the enemies that surround it--enemies who would prefer that it did not exist. Of course a nuclear deterrent is no deteerent at all against terrorists.

As a newbie with obviously too much time on his hands----here is the scenario I devised. (Its purpose was to see how many Stuarts it would take to knock out three Tigers. I started with a flat terrain. In the middle I put an irregular grouping of buldings of varying sizes and masonry strength. The victory flag was in a small courtyard in the middle of this ramshackle village. I added other buildings and dense foilage along a north-south axis so there would be only limited LOS from east to west map edges. I started with unit parameters of three concealed Stuart tanks on the western side of the village to face three AI controlled King Tigers. I played this scenario repeatedly, each time editing it with an additional Stuart until I was able to take out all three Tigers. Now would anyone like to guess how many Stuarts I needed to play this scenario to victory by disabling all three Tigers. Hint: it wasn't three---sheesh. Remember this was by a newbie with little knowledge of tactics and each scenario limited to 25 turns.