OGSF Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Ah cannae see any horses. Where are tha stankin' horses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkbrain Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Cats. Discerning animals, cats. But you can't like them. Oh, but they cook up nice. Perhaps you'd care to send me a card from your putative 'cat'. Before I track down the little sod and have him with curry over rice, of course. Pillock.[/QB]Excellent. Must send you a map. As he's well known for tearing unwary children to shreds it'll be good to see him in a fair fight. He adores curry. Git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Others await our judgement. You, Boo Radley are free. Card arrived today. Still haven't enough to cover the hole in the wall. You might want to consider sending something more venomous. Although that motel on the card looks to be where God would stick the cosmic enema. Or would, if it weren't in Illinois. Even God won't touch the arse-end of Illinois, for whatever reason.Free at last! Free at last! Thank Gawd-amighty, I'm free at last! I picked that card especially for you, Shawn-Akky. To me, the outward blandness of the structure, the flat desolation on which it sat, even the empty lives of the owners, who must go through each day showing the world the rictus of their smiles, hoping against all hope that their lives have meaning and yet knowing that they don't. Think of it as an archetype of despair. XXOO, Boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Sent him a personal family photo, eh Boo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Hate Seanachai? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 How can you hate this cute little guy with the pointy red hat? Don't you just want to rub his belly? Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Don't you just want to rub his belly?Maybe with a belt sander. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: Don't you just want to rub his belly?Maybe with a belt sander. Papa</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Don't you just want to rub his belly? PersephoneOn the other hand....... ------- thinking.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Dang it Seanachai I still can't find the perfect postcard for you. Meanwhile, you let this thread drop to page two. Pillock. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: How can you hate this cute little guy with the pointy red hat? PersephoneOhmigod, that's the worst one yet! All your other terrifyingly doctored photos of me were quite horrible, but that one has me cringing more than any of the others. Good news, everyone! I don't want to live anymore! But I will hang on until I've gotten all the cards and letters due me. They're starting to roll in; keep up the good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Good news, everyone! I don't want to live anymore! You call what you've been doing up till now as living? Well, as my great aunt Ruth used to say, "You can achieve all your goals if you set your standards low enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Just another example of why senile old people should be put to sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 On the way. I carefully selected one of the free postacrds I had lying in the bottom of my desk drawer since 1996. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 On the waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 What? Senachi (or whatever) is considering death? All the phases of my plan are comming together nicely now. [ September 17, 2002, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Lord General MB ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: What? Senachi (or whatever) is considering death? All the phases of my plan are comming together nicely now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: How can you hate this cute little guy with the pointy red hat? PersephoneOhmigod, that's the worst one yet! All your other terrifyingly doctored photos of me were quite horrible, but that one has me cringing more than any of the others. Good news, everyone! I don't want to live anymore! But I will hang on until I've gotten all the cards and letters due me. They're starting to roll in; keep up the good work!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: ÜberGnome, if I do a better piccy of you...will you then want to live? PersephoneMy God, woman! A better one than that would probably kill me outright just by looking at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 18, 2002 Author Share Posted September 18, 2002 For any visiting this thread in the very good and proper hope of hating me immensely, I have, knowing how lazy, drunk, and, in many cases, mentally challenged you all are, simplified the process of hating me by posting my physical mail address for your letters, cards, and postcards of hate at the very beginning of this thread. Go to my very first post, and find the means by which you can tell Seanachai how much you hate him. Remember: Smiling, waving, chattering, and such like inane activities involve an unbelievable number of muscles, time, effort, and idiocy. Telling Seanachai how much you hate him takes a cheap postcard, a few strokes of a pen, and, at most, a first class stamp. Unless you hate him a lot. But isn't the return in satisfaction worth the investment? So send today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Hehe...he's gonna get a hundred of these "hatemail" postcards, display them prominently in his home, and show them to his friends with great pride. He absolutely MUST be senile! Treeburst155 out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 I didn't think he had any friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 His mail carrier, after reading all these postcards, is going to notify the FBI. You might want to say hello to your maliman every few days to let him know you are still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Telling Seanachai how much you hate him takes a cheap postcard, a few strokes of a pen, and, at most, a first class stamp. Unless you hate him a lot. But isn't the return in satisfaction worth the investment?Buy me an air ticket, and I'll only be too happy to personally deliver my hate and spite filled postcard to your door. Don't miss this opportunity, send me the airfare straight away. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Mace, you would have to be deloused first. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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