Seanachai Posted September 12, 2002 Author Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: As we all know, no post is complete without someone (me) rushing in and making absurd comments, without actually reading the thread. As such: Senachi (or whatever) you are a foul lazzy and not to mention moronic (ooh me talk good) son of a gun, who needs to have his head slammed in between a car door several times to rid you of your usless sense of self pitty. Hence, grow up! BTW: my letter bomb is in the mail...I would resent you, but, having seen the pictures of yourself and your sister, I now realize that you are as cute as a button, and as charmingly chatty as a feisty little tree squirrel. This, in and of itself, should make you want to close the door of the family garage, start up the engine, and nestle down into the front seat to wait for enlightenment. I wouldn't recommend it, however. You undoubtedly are capable of contributions to the world beyond what we see posted here on the Forum. At least, we can pray to whatever gods there are that such is the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: You undoubtedly are capable of contributions to the world beyond what we see posted here on the Forum.You're too optimistic, Seanachai. Steve [ September 11, 2002, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Ahh is true is true, but at least I bring some qualities to this forum (if 'cute as a button' be one of them, fine). Unlike Senachi (or whatever) that quality is not whinning. Thank god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 12, 2002 Author Share Posted September 12, 2002 That was horrible, simply horrible. I lost everything I previously wrote, and all I got was an extremely pointless double post. Sod Microsoft Internet Explorere, MSN, and UBB. The bastards. [ September 11, 2002, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: Ahh is true is true, but at least I bring some qualities to this forum (if 'cute as a button' be one of them, fine). Unlike Senachi (or whatever) that quality is not whinning. Thank god.Is "inanity" a quality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Is "inanity" a quality?Go with what you know. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Shame, shame, Senachi (or whatver) that you fail to take pride in your inability to express simple insults! Your dry wit is trully lacking. End it now, while you can still express simple grunts and monotone 'ughs'. For soon, you will loose the ability to convey any form of insult. Ugg Ugg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: Ugg Ugg!The most intelligent thing you've posted yet. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 NO, the most intelligent post would be the one I never make. Therefor: ---- I hope you've enjoyed that blast of intelligance. Its gonna cost you for another! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: NO, the most intelligent post would be the one I never make.Wow. The man just sets himself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Bastables: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: The UberGnome and friends.. Seanacoochie is the little one at the front of the pic, and I have it on good authority that he does indeed have horns under that little hat. So he's the one corrupting the squirrel?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 I say "let him order first.." wot's that? It's already happened? eh? What a shame. Seanachai, you really are a sodding useless sac of pig droppings, but you are our sodding useless sac of pig droppings, so we get to do with you as we please, and it pleases us to do nothing at all with you. As with any sac of excreta the most prudent thing to do is allow it to just lay somewhere out of the way (Minnesota seems out of the way enough) and at most give it a tentative poke with a very long gardening implement, keeping in mind not to use the pointy end as it has the potential of damaging the sac and exposing the contents. Then, when you have been in your out of the way sac for a suitably long period of time and fermented down a good bit, ONLY THEN can the contents be spread on some ornamentals (no no no " Ornamentals" NOT Orientals!! Sheesh!) never edible or fruiting plants as we don't trust the ol pig poo like we trust the cow poo. I suspect that given maddmatt's propinquity for obtuseness and fits of egomaniacal, self important, self aggrandizing and (most importantly of all), other abuse, you will in fact, be dead last among all humans, gnomes, sprites, elves, dogs, fruit-bats, squid and sponges to get the actual game, {simply for having the temerity to ask for special treatment}that that will be sufficient fermentation time to "let you out of the bag." Until then, I strongly urge you to work harder at being the you that you already are, and to keep posting at the rate of seven or eight pages per day. Have a pleasant day. Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: That was horrible, simply horrible. I lost everything I previously wrote, and all I got was an extremely pointless double post. Sod Microsoft Internet Explorere, MSN, and UBB. The bastards."'Tis better to have written NOTHING than to have written it all and LOST it...." {Wise Australian saying..} AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Is "inanity" a quality?Go with what you know. Steve</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastables Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: Nahhhhhhh he's the little one with his legs crossed. The thinker............So who is the vile sodder that has inflicted such trauma upon the formerly innocent Squirrel? Look at the little squirrel his once happy eyes have gone dead as he retreats into an interior world to disassociate himself from the sheer agony that is being inflicted upon his person. UBB, spelling even mere communications. [ September 13, 2002, 05:29 AM: Message edited by: Bastables ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by Bastables: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Nahhhhhhh he's the little one with his legs crossed. The thinker............So who is the vile sodder that has inflicted such trauma upon the formerly innocent Squirrel? Look at the little squirrel his once happy eyes have gone dead as he retreats into an interior world to disassociate himself from the sheer agony that is being inflicted upon his person. UBB, spelling even mere communications. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: Now if that squirrel had been a sheep... Well Ewe know who I meanI prefer not to be drawn into this conversation, thank ewe very much. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 So, where is the Uberdude anyway? Busy reading and chortling over all the postcards he received from all of us gullible idjits? Perhaps he's taped them all to a wall in his apt. ala Robin Williams in a scene in the trailer for "One Hour Photo". He stands there, mouth agape, little thread of drool slowly extending itself down the two feet to the floor. Gleam in his eye from squeezing the toothpaste tube too hard. Maybe "Tubular Bells" is playing in the background somewhere. Let's just tiptoe quietly out of here before he goes all Norman Bates on us, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 I fully expect, nay demand the ubergnome post the best and brightest of his postcards for us all to share. It would seem only right to so do. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I fully expect, nay demand the ubergnome post the best and brightest of his postcards for us all to share. It would seem only right to so do. SteveDon't tell me you did a poem and little drawings AGAIN, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: I fully expect, nay demand the ubergnome post the best and brightest of his postcards for us all to share. It would seem only right to so do. SteveDon't tell me you did a poem and little drawings AGAIN, did you?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Your destruction will come soon enough, little Boo. No need in yapping about to rush the moment. SteveAh, go chase an ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [Ah, go chase an ambulance.Boo, I believe even lawyer types get the weekend off. He's probably off polishing his gavel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Bugger to ll of you! (espacaily Senachi [or whatever]). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: Bugger to ll of you! (espacaily Senachi [or whatever]).And a festive Yom Kippur to you, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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