Moraine Sedai Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Bah! I went through enough of this "prove it" stuff when I first came here. Everyone thought Hiram had lost his hold on the last tenuous thread to sanity and I had to go through 20 questions several times in chats with YK2 and Seanachai. If you doubt my existence and/or gender, just chat with them about it, mensch. I haven't the time, nor inclination to try to convince you of anything. And just because I'm "camera shy" doesn't mean I'm to be doubted. Besides, Hiram posted a pic of us here some time ago, I believe. That or he popped it into a conversation box with Emma. Either way, matters not to me if you believe. Everyone *else* here has enough sense to know that Hiram and I are not the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 "Where would Peng be without his challenge?" Looking on at the Cheery Waffle Thread with longing. Like you do now. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: It has now been established that v42below and I work in the same industry. Scary. But I am better paid. That makes it somewhat bearable. Energy analyst?!? Strange title for someone who tests 9 volt batteries with their tongue... Of course, that same PC crap is what got us Sanitation Engineers as oppposed to garbage men... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Bah and Feh on all of you! Here it is, the day before my birthday AND allegedly a vacation day, but where do I find myself? AT THE FECKIN' OFFICE, THAT'S WHERE I FIND MYSELF!!! You all suck canal water through a straw! p.s. Bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Well, dear Boo, all I can say to that then is... A Very Merry Unbirthday to you! Yes you! And here's the entirety just for you... The Unbirthday Song MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to me MAD HATTER: To who? MARCH HARE: To me MAD HATTER: Oh you! MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to you MAD HATTER: Who me? MARCH HARE: Yes, you! MAD HATTER: Oh, me! MARCH HARE: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you! [DIALOGUE] MAD HATTER: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday MARCH HARE: Imagine, just one birthday every year MAD HATTER: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays! MARCH HARE: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer [DIALOGUE] BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to you, to you ALICE: To me? MAD HATTER: To you! BOTH: A very merry unbirthday ALICE: For me? MARCH HARE: For you! MAD HATTER: Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true BOTH: A merry merry unbirthday to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Bah and Feh on all of you! Here it is, the day before my birthday AND allegedly a vacation day, but where do I find myself? AT THE FECKIN' OFFICE, THAT'S WHERE I FIND MYSELF!!! You all suck canal water through a straw! p.s. Bite me. Hah, I'm at home with absolutely nothing on my mind. I kinda like that unbirthday idea of Lady Sedai though. Maybe you can crawl back into your mother's womb and do us all a favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: As a Seniour Kanigget, Master of the House of Persiflage, and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, I declare that all MBTs from this point forward shall have installed on the premises a mechanical bull. Dig it. redux. Now, now, lads, keep your eyes on the bull! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Hah, I'm at home with absolutely nothing on my mind. Anybody want to field this one? I'm trying to let the easy ones go by. And to Lady Moraine, thank you from the heart of my bottom. You're a very sweet Lady and if that huge fecking dolt, Hiram doesn't realize it, you should beat him about the head and shoulders with monotonous regularity. Actually, you should do that just to keep in practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Nice & dirtied up. http://www.dmancini.com/pictures/xwing/Picture%20097.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Who's floor mod is that? And why is the airbag deployed? Has Andreas been driving it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Who's floor mod is that? And why is the airbag deployed? Has Andreas been driving it? The airbag is deployed because someone must of been driving after drinking your mead, not me of course, BECAUSE YOU NEVER SENT IT!!!, not that I am bitter or anything. Funny story here, last night, I arrest a drunk driver, and he says he is going to get a lawyer and sue me, because I shouldn't of arrested him, because he made it into his driveway, after driving through his neighbors yard, just before I pulled in behind him, "and that makes me safe" Honestly, sometimes I almost despair at the future of the human race, then I see Boo and all hope is removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 LMAO! Like some idiot schoolkid! "Tag! You're it!" "Nuh-uh! I was touching home base. I'm safe! Nyah!" Good grief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: [obvious]There's a Bull in the picture...??[/obvious]**stares at the most obvious place* Nope, can't see it. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Like some idiot schoolkid!*looks up from his newspaper, across to the arguing cesspoolers* I think 'idiot' goes without saying! *rustles papers, then goes back to reading* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 *laughing till he falls on the ground* Ye tell'n mae Hirams goot hich'd oop? HAHAHAAHA! ye be dumm'er ah Aae thoot! *wiping a laughing tear from his eye* hich'd oop! HAAHAHAHA, Gits, Mooroons! *grabs another ale* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 So tonight I have a Seanachai and Papa Khann coming to my place. No Lars, but Lars's woman's dog, which is actually a little bit better than Lars, as Chloe drinks much less beer. Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Because it is infinitely preferable to me coming over for a drink at your place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: So tonight I have a Seanachai and Papa Khann coming to my place. No Lars, but Lars's woman's dog, which is actually a little bit better than Lars, as Chloe drinks much less beer. Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold? Because as an Evil Almost Genius,,,,, ummmm Evil Smart Guy...... ummm Evil Guy Smarter Than An Envelope, you know that any time 3 Minnestroneannies and a dog gather, Western Civilization itself is at risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Remind me again why I let these barnacles across my threshhold? Because it's easier and more efficient when fragging, idjit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Seanachai and Papa Khann. Watching "Manos, Hands of Fate". Is there no Humanity???? All my rum is gone........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggars.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Hah, I'm at home with absolutely nothing on my mind. Anybody want to field this one? I'm trying to let the easy ones go by.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Of course, there are always the Amish goats. Steve ye git aloong wi' them? figur' ah lad lik ye wud luv ah bonnie wi four... teets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Seanachai and Papa Khann. Watching "Manos, Hands of Fate". Pandering to Senanchai's unnatural attraction to hairy men with huge thighs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Good LORD what in the wide, wide world of sports happened HERE? I'm gone for two days, TWO FREAKING DAYS and ... and we have a thread started by a Knight so newly minted that the ink's still not dry on his Membership Certificate, and damned POORLY started I might add, Mensch is STILL trying to pull off his Scottish dialect ... damned poorly I might add, AFTER being warned to stop, this NuggetScabScout is about (damned poorly I might add) and NO ONE knows what the hell he is ... Andreas and Peng are BOTH posting MULTIPLE times, damned poorly I might add, Meeks is claiming he's complimented me, damned poorly I might add since I SURE AS HELL don't remember it, and we've all these refugees from the Gawdawful Thread showing up ... damned poorly I might add ... as if we actually WANT them to comment. It's ... well it's just done poorly, DAMNED POORLY I MIGHT ADD. I blame v42below ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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