[TGD] mensch

someone mention beta testing? *cough cough* *polishes his mac for macOSX side of testing*

ah' happie brithdae ta ye git! *nicks his booze running off*

Ugh! Get away from my table with that...that...HEALTHY FOOD DAMMIT!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Michael </font>

git oot ah' Toun! yer ah' croos dress'r? *looks* nice poumps thar laddie.. er.. lass.. er.. guid on yer.

Nah' but ah lik ta kik yer wi mae Buits thar'. Haud up yer Kilt an' Puker them cheeks up laddie. *looks* ah ye be cheet'n yer goot Breeks on!

Soo yer say'n ye hav' ah' fat arse too?

*looks at Leeo and hands him a plastic bag* 'ere yer go lad, poot it oon yer Heid. Start ah deep breath'n.

*runs in and gives YK2 a hug, then kicks mace in the shins and raspberries Seanachiepoo*

Wer' be th' whiskie be hid'n naturlie.

ha' ye knew!!?? *looks for hidden camera*

*point* Gaun' look doun bae page Seevin, Thon frilly Breeks tha mak mae ah' Glaikit wi ah big grin an me gob.

*peeks* Oo guid oon Jelly? noo? put thon dain bae "ooh la la" Breeks n' hunner uther toys yer writ. *nudges her, throwing a rock at mace as he gets to close*

OOoOOOhh! *winks*

Ah Nae' udder staind' yer! Wot 'e sae!!? bloodie git ah be grovl'n tae mae wee bonnie lass fer sum time! *goes back to to a room and closes a door, then cracks open and a hand puts a sign† on a nail* † "Bugger oof, ignore th' moans"

AAAK!!! s'th' LAWYAERS! Roon! Hyde!! Quik, Poot yer name 'on th' stoof ye knik'd

Sae Jooe, ye want tae maky mae laugf wi yer speech impairit yerself! I nae' goo as faur ah' saye' aae wer' Scottish, buh' aae kinnae noot say aae dinnae lik Gaelic! Gin ye’re wantin mae tae stoop, OGSF gin ah' tae saye soo, but dinna caa miself wot yer saye, quit yer blatherin ye glaikit!

Ach Jooe! fer a wee tick'd oof lad yer be look'n a 'appy. Moost be th' cool draft? Noe stoop danc'n ye wee git.

Oi JOE! Andreas 'ere has soomthen fer ya ta shate 'edgehogs. *points him to Andreas and his Crepes* oh an' Joe, it bae Gàidhlig ya git!

Oi Joe, bit mae a' me boot'm! Hazaah! Two days! yer th' fault lad, OK an' v42below s' ah git too. why ye poot yer "Joe" oon th' endie? wees all knoo yer th' git Joe... *wanders off muttering* Goo awa' an' hoop ye eet sumthn' tha' mak ye shate 'edgehogs.

ye git aloong wi' them? figur' ah lad lik ye wud luv ah bonnie wi four... teets.

*laughing till he falls on the ground* Ye tell'n mae Hirams goot hich'd oop? HAHAHAAHA! ye be dumm'er ah Aae thoot! *wiping a laughing tear from his eye* hich'd oop! HAAHAHAHA, Gits, Mooroons! *grabs another ale*

*hic* ey boo.. sod off ye wee faerie git! ye kanne bit me oon arse if ye knoo it. *spits on boos family crest* *squints at Sedai††* ye goot ta shave lass, th' wee beerd' git ta goo. *looks down* voolup.. ye calls thems knockers? BUAHAHAHAHA!! Gud on ye lad. †† see this:

*holds Sadai close* meh! Aae mayd' a wee mess in yer booties laddie! Aae wurden't tooch thoose wi ah loong stick 'ef Aae wa' ye! *wanders off*