Mace Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I have always sort of suspected that Australia was some sort of practical joke played on the world by a bunch of Brits. Probably. Just as much as we suspect that you're a big joke played on the entire world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Because if he were canoeing in Queensland...? You two could have done lunch together? He could have gotten a great deal at this shoe store you know about that was having a "Buy a left, get the right FREE" sale? He could have met your family? What's your point? Because sh*t may happen. Unfortunately it happens to the wrong people because a few of you lot are still posting. Perhaps I need to have a talk with this Croc and see if it wants to do a tour of Cesspooler's bathtubs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Because if he were canoeing in Queensland...? You two could have done lunch together? He could have gotten a great deal at this shoe store you know about that was having a "Buy a left, get the right FREE" sale? He could have met your family? What's your point? Because sh*t may happen. Unfortunately it happens to the wrong people because a few of you lot are still posting. Perhaps I need to have a talk with this Croc and see if it wants to do a tour of Cesspooler's bathtubs? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Because sh*t may happen. Thank you, Mace! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! No one's ever directed me to the regtister page for the Sydney Morning Herald before! Oh, the excitement! Oh, the excrement! Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! And you thought it would be that easy to get rid of me. Now that I'm done canoeing through Montana, I can go back to my usual business of being snidely irritating from the sidelines. Pity you weren't canoeing in Queensland. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Well isn't this just a fine how dee do! I go ALL THE WAY to ManyAppleLess to see MY FRIENDS from the Pool ... okay so maybe there was a work element involved too ... and they bailed out on me ... ON ME ... The Justicar For Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... and TWO of them are members of the Shavian House (we still have to count Papa Khann, he was in the class photo, what can you do). Now I KNOW that it's painful for them to be seen in public in MY august company, it's like comparing birthday candles to a Kleig light and sure everyone just assumes you're my entourage, it's natural. But lads, YOU'D HAVE BEEN WITH ME! It doesn't get any better than that. But fine, Seanachai threw out his back and couldn't get out of bed and dalem was doing some gawdawful facial rework or something. Papa Khann ... less said the better I suppose. But I AT LEAST expected that my loyal and faithful former Squire Lars would make an appearance ... or come up with a better excuse. It's a sad, sad day when people realize their limitiations and try to hide from the world in shame ... so I'm told. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Which excuse did Lars use? I gave him four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Which excuse did Lars use? From the reports I've gotten about Saturday, Lars may still have been too hungover to get out of bed (4 days later...) Dalem is complaining that his face fell off, but I can't see that as anything but a plus. As for me...I'm in pain. I blame Berli. He sends me pain simply to amuse himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Elvis, you cad, I live. Send a file. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Bah! You're all weak! Weak as water! I'M DYING, HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M DYING! I haven't read the freaking Forum in 10 days! And I'm injured! But, thanks to the power of the 'jolly singsong', I'm starting to feel better. Boo actually called me on the phone, earlier, and said horrible things to me. I admire that in a subservient Henchcreature. And now, for the jolly singsong and medication regimen that have begun promoting my recovery: You've heard of General Wellington, Who won at Waterloo, But there's a good old Irishman I'll mention unto you. He comes from dear old Dublin, He's a man we all applaud, For he always finds a corkscrew Far more handy than a sword. He is good old General Guinness, He's a soldier strong and stout. He's found on every bottle And he can't be done without! His noble name has world-wide fame Deserves three hearty cheers Hurrah for General Guinness of the Dublin Booziliers! This hale and hearty warrior Is worshipped in the ranks, For he does his task inside the cask, As well as in the tanks. He bears the brunt on every front, North, south, east, and west, And he wears about ten million Canteen medals on his chest. He is good old General Guinness, He has won the world's applause. 'Twas him who kept our spirits up In the midst of all our wars. Who was the first to flirt With Mademoiselle from Armentieres? Why good old General Guinness Of the Dublin Booziliers. All over bonny Scotland too, The General is seen. They've given him the freedom Of the "toon" of Aberdeen. From Inverness to Galashiels, He keeps them warm and bright, And they love to gather 'round him, Och, on every moonlit night. He is good old General Guinness, He's as good as Scottish broth, 'Twas him who turned the Firth of Forth Into the Firth of Froth. All Scotsman dance The Highland Fling And shout when he appears, Hurrah for General Guinness of the Dublin Booziliers. I'm feeling much better now. God Almighty, but that waltero is a complete and utter tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Bah! You're all weak! Weak as water! I'M DYING, HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M DYING! Not nearly fast enough. Just point out on the doll where it hurts, so we know where to deliver the killing blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Bah! You're all weak! Weak as water! I'M DYING, HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M DYING! Not nearly fast enough. Just point out on the doll where it hurts, so we know where to deliver the killing blows. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Doctor Speedy prescribes more grog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Nah. Doctor Speedy drinks the grog, and the patients miss out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: As for me...I'm in pain. I blame Berli. He sends me pain simply to amuse himself... Really? If this is true it would be really selfish of him. I always thought that he sends you pain to amuse us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo actually called me on the phone, earlier, and said horrible things to me. And then you even responded to my E-mail, yet you neglected to send a turn. Why is that? Has that sponge-like organ inside your head finally soaked up enough cheap beer that time has ceased to be linear and reality just a shadow play for your amusement? Are you contemplating far more serious and weighty issues, like how do you get the left front wheel on your shopping cart to stop vibrating back and forth as you push it down the street looking for scrap aluminum? Are the voices in your head no longer talking to you, but whispering about you? Will you be able to live with yourself (and your accompanying stench) when you finally accept it that Grog Dorosh is more popular with women? Are thoughts like these what keep you from sending a turn, you malodorous toad? Oh, and speaking of MrSpkr, the thing wrong with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny and no one else thinks they're jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Tune in tomorrow when Boo brings us another episode of As the Stomach Clenches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Which excuse did Lars use? From the reports I've gotten about Saturday, Lars may still have been too hungover to get out of bed (4 days later...)</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Will you be able to live with yourself (and your accompanying stench) when you finally accept it that Grog Dorosh is more popular with women?Names!!!! I need names, phone numbers and bra sizes if you please! Even a set of initials and an ICQ number would be a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'M DYING, HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M DYING!Wow, so voodoo really does work. And I really only kicked over the garden gnome to piss off the neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I haven't read the freaking Forum in 10 days! And I'm injured!Was this a self imposed exile, or have you finally gotten some semblance of a life that would occupy your time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Seanachai: I haven't read the freaking Forum in 10 days! And I'm injured!Was this a self imposed exile, or have you finally gotten some semblance of a life that would occupy your time?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Perhaps Seanachai is fasting from the forums in an effort to reach spiritual enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Perhaps Seanachai is fasting from the forums in an effort to reach spiritual enlightenment. Maybe he finally got that dream job of his retrieving golf balls. Guess the local thrift shop finally got a set of used flippers in a small enough size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Will you all shut up! I'm trying to concentrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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