Yeknodathon Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I can hear it from here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Will you all shut up! I'm trying to concentrate. Who you trying to kid? Concentration implies a brain, something sadly missing in your case. *Harumph* bloody serfs or junior kinnnigets or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 For your information, I'm trying to think about what I'm going to think about. Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I know, it is rather a faint noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 19, 2005 Author Share Posted August 19, 2005 So, Yeknod... enjoy your trip to Serbia ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, Yeknod... enjoy your trip to Serbia ? I think Yeknod is the smartest Donkey in the paddock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 [revolves ears to pick up the most subtle sound or clumsy, ill-coordinated Boo] ... it is a rather intermittant rustle. Just like dead leaves in Autumn. I should say if he concentrates much more something might fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Deceit lads ... foul deceit and treachery AND a transparent attempt to make your beloved Justicar look the foole! I've just received a photo from our newest Serf juan gigante (spelt but not bolded). Now as a rule I don't quote from private emails, but these are desperate times (so I'm told by Fox News and if I can't trust them who can I trust) and they call for desperate measures, so I quote from his email to me: Befitting my status as a serf in the Cesspool, I have selected a picture for your website ...Now in the first place I certainly see no need to use my valuable and limited bandwidth on the site for a photo of a lousy SERF! But in the fourth place we have photos of US ... barring the Moose of course when nothing better is available. So what photo did this lowly serf send? This one ... No doubt young juan gigante (spelt but not bolded) felt that someone of my years wouldn't recognize the character ... but he reckoned without the eclectic knowledge of the Justicar ... for THIS is the man in the photo ... YES, one of my favorite ACTORS, Raul Julia of Addams Family fame ... the man was a FINE Gomez ... not up to the classic John Astin of course but still fine. And now we have this ... this ... SERF ... attempting to take on HIS visage ... it's not to be borne lads, it's not to be borne. DON'T BOOT!!! THINK BOOT!!! YOU BOOT!!! CAN BOOT!!! FOOL BOOT!!! THE BOOT!!! JUSTICAR BOOT!!! LAD, BOOT!!! YOU BOOT!!! MAY BOOT!!! HAVE BOOT!!! THE BOOT!!! MOXIE BOOT!!! BUT BOOT!!! YOU BOOT!!! AIN'T BOOT!!! GOT BOOT!!! THE BOOT!!! HEART BOOT!!! AND BOOT!!! YOU BOOT!!! NEED BOOT!!! BOTH. You're treading very close to Coventry lad, don't try my patience. Joe p.s. Oh ... BOOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 *snort* wearing the right Justicar uniform. *snort* Dominate me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 *enters and places a stuffed eagle on the mantlepiece* *ponders the stuffed animal for a while* Hey Noba, It's a West Coast Eagle, well and truly stuffed. Cats got it! GoOOOOooooooooo CATS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: *enters and places a stuffed eagle on the mantlepiece* *ponders the stuffed animal for a while* Hey Noba, It's a West Coast Eagle, well and truly stuffed. Cats got it! GoOOOOooooooooo CATS! Sigh. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindan Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 That's what I always believed: only cess is immortal. It's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *enters and places a stuffed eagle on the mantlepiece* *ponders the stuffed animal for a while* Hey Noba, It's a West Coast Eagle, well and truly stuffed. Cats got it! GoOOOOooooooooo CATS! Sigh. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *enters and places a stuffed eagle on the mantlepiece* *ponders the stuffed animal for a while* Hey Noba, It's a West Coast Eagle, well and truly stuffed. Cats got it! GoOOOOooooooooo CATS! Sigh. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 Croquet is men's business? Hmmm... Does this mean you don't wear big, floppy straw hats with ribbons when you play it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Croquet is men's business? Hmmm... Does this mean you don't wear big, floppy straw hats with ribbons when you play it? What are you daft lot on about? They're little fritters, breaded and fried. Crouquettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 It's about Football, in particular Australian Rules Football you daft Northern Hemisphere bastages!!! It's a manly game that's far beyond your comprehension because you lot get nosebleeds just from the excitement of watching tiddlywinks being played. Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I want to play polo with Boo's 'ead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I want to play polo with Boo's 'ead. Can I have it when you have finished...? Noba. [ August 21, 2005, 02:50 AM: Message edited by: Noba ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I'll shrink it first so you can begin to comprehend its total Booness... well, minus, limbs, torso, monologue etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I'll shrink it first so you can begin to comprehend its total Booness... well, minus, limbs, torso, monologue etc ...especially the monologue. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Isn't that scary, I had the exact same thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 [tail rotating quicker and quicker with rapid torrent of consistently logical thoughts] ... and then I shall shrink it more to whack it with a golf club and then shrink it further and further until I can *snort* the Boo pea out through me nose and then shrink it back until it collapses on to itself into a very dense Boo singularity from which nothing, utterly nothing escapes... but from which quite a lot issues forth in rather distressing ways... [.. thinks a bit with an tail pointing straight towards the heavens] *snort* nothing new about that then? Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Isn't that scary, I had the exact same thought. And when you had 'that thought'.. did it lead to comprehension ? No! I thought not. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Eviction notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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