Guest PondScum Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by Mouse: <font size=-1>Well, THAT was an absolute snooze-fest... The first battle between PondScum and Mouse ended in a........ nap.</font>Let's see - you had 23 tanks and a wide-open steppe to advance across, while I had an infantry company and two AT guns with less than 23 rounds of AP ammo between them. You could have just set up a group move order on turn 1, hit Go every time, and you'd have a guaranteed win. And yet you quit. In other words, what we have here is yet another glorious victory for the forces of persiflage. Mon petite general would be proud of me, if the useless bugger wasn't so scared of CMBB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mouse: <font size=-1>Well, THAT was an absolute snooze-fest... The first battle between PondScum and Mouse ended in a........ nap.</font>Let's see - you had 23 tanks and a wide-open steppe to advance across, while I had an infantry company and two AT guns with less than 23 rounds of AP ammo between them. You could have just set up a group move order on turn 1, hit Go every time, and you'd have a guaranteed win. And yet you quit. In other words, what we have here is yet another glorious victory for the forces of persiflage. Mon petite general would be proud of me, if the useless bugger wasn't so scared of CMBB. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: I don't get it. Somebody get the bat. I got another frog in the bucket... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty KITTY KITTY KITTY WOOO -- HOOOO!! BTW< is it time for Happy Birthday yet? I remember being scarred by Mace's lap dance a couple of years ago . . . Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty KITTY KITTY KITTY WOOO -- HOOOO!! BTW< is it time for Happy Birthday yet? I remember being scarred by Mace's lap dance a couple of years ago . . . Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: My birthday was 13 days ago, but thanks for the thought. How hard is it to remember D-Day? Kitty You have to forgive MrSpkr. He's a bit of a thickie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 So where's Mace? Berli? JDMorse? Peng? Senachi? and all the other losers? Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty KITTY KITTY KITTY WOOO -- HOOOO!! BTW< is it time for Happy Birthday yet? I remember being scarred by Mace's lap dance a couple of years ago . . . Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: So where's Mace? Berli? JDMorse? Peng? Senachi? and all the other losers? Kitty I'm sorry, how may I redirect your call? Seriously, <big>Welcome Back!</big> All of the Olde Ones are spoiled brats pretending to lament the lackluster quality of recent posts. If any of them still had half a prostate, they'd show up here to challenge me to a game in order to prove otherwise. Regardless, it's a rare treat to have the Ladies of the 'pool increase their number by 50% or more. Oh, and Mace (among others) will be along shortly (no pun intended) to pay their respects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: You'll have to excuse Boo -- he's from Ohio (the equivalent of having to ride the short bus -- for life). Steve And you'll have to excuse MrSpkr. He is to the Peng Thread what styrofoam peanuts are to the universe. He takes up space and is inert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: So where's Mace? Berli? JDMorse? Peng? Senachi? and all the other losers? Kitty They're still losing ... I, on the other hand, am here. Welcome back Dame Kitty. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty Welcome back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty *whiskers twitching* Err, hello??? Can I interest you in, perhaps, some cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge? *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=) Kitty Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lurkur: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Who the hell made Lurker a Knight? We NEED the CessPool website and I think MrSpkr is in over his head ... not that that would be a bad thing. Joe Let's see, Boo obviously started the process, but it was finalized by...you. Joe Shaw Member Member # 258 posted March 19, 2003 07:07 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well far be it from little old ME to suggest that ANY squire not be elevated to Knight ... sheesh, some Australians have ZERO sense of humor. . Therefore I hereby acknowledge that Squire Lurker is now and shall henceforth be known as ... Knight of the CessPool, Sir Lurker ... and may Gawd have mercy on OUR souls. Joe I didn't realize having Alzheimer's was a requisite for the office of Justicar. Good GAWD man! Isn't there at least one stenographer in your employ who actually knows anything about record keeping, or stenography, for that matter? I didn't think so. Lurk </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell is a Peng Challenge?Not something you will find here *Looks two posts above* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, a mouse. >=)Translation: Snack Damn glad to see you again. Good to know you are still among the living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: So where's Mace? Berli? JDMorse? Peng? Senachi? and all the other losers? Kitty Here, Kitty.....!? Greetings or somesuch from the iGnomeable Sir AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by SirReal: Tråkigt att höra om familjen. Själv är barn planerade med min flickvän/sambo sedan sju år. Hon ska bara bli klar med sin läkarutbildning så drar vi igång produktionen på allvar. Tjugonio, lilleplutt. Trettiotre. /SirReal That was ... Suhreal.... Twat .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Sir Lenakonrad You are a Knight of the Pool and rightly so. You have withstood the slings and arrows and emerged with head held high. You have bestowed upon my humble personage the great honor of taking me to Squire. It was an honor that was indeed overwhelming and will always be something that I will never forget. I have made an effort to live up to your kindness, but I am afraid that it is not to be. I am too much a vagabond, a free spirit, and a wanderer. I can no more be a Squire than Seanachai can write a coherent post. Or Berlichtingen can post something funny. It is one of those things that is just not meant to be. Keep in mind one thing Good Knight. You have the favor of the Ladies of the Pool and this is as high an honor as can be bestowed by anyone. Sir Lenakonrad, I wish you well in all your endeavors. Excellent! I see you have inherited The Amazing WonderLust gene from my erstwilling progeny lenakonrad! You, too, have the same hankering to hunker down and explore mysterious holes and dank crevices - what ho! Boggs?? It's an' excitin' loif yer embarkin' on, noo doot. I'm sure your rappier-like whit will obdure e'er the most occluded funk-addled minions that saunter and mince thence yon 'Pool. Tally-ho Boggs!! *loving <BIG>BOOT</BIG> applied* GrandLiege AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 proclaimed by Kitty and sure to go down in MBT legend: So where's Mace? I was sitting in your cat litter tray, running the fine but slightly soiled grains through my hands and disparing at your prolonged absence. But, my top aussie-shiela, there is one thing I've been meaning to ask you since I last celebrated your birthday in my own very special way........ *sits on Kitty's lap* ....can I put my clothes back on? The cold weather's playing havoc with my extremities. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Pleased to make your aquaintance Miss Kitty (sounds like a line from an old "Gunsmoke" episode) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 The GF came by, took me out to dinner, and then gave me dessert. Guess who didn't get any last night? That's right, you, my opponents. Mwuhahahaha.... SSN Hint Of The Day: Be judgmental. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No, no you idiot, I didn't finalize the process, I just put the official stamp on it after AussieJeff did another of his JOBS on us. So we have HIM to thank for both your AND lenakonrad ... man he has got to be laughing his butt off right about now. Joe Sir AJ It was my intent to respond to your..*sniff*.. glowing post with a mighty tribute, however, the above post from Joe Shaw simply cannot be topped! You and the good Sir lenakonrad have succeeded in raising the standard, as it were, in your ability to wrankle, upset, annoy, and just plain piss off the staid and stale authority figures of the Pool. I have been as the mosquito to your dragon in degree of annoyance. While I cannot accept a title, rest assured that the support and loyalty to your continued efforts will be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: The GF came by, took me out to dinner, and then gave me dessert. Guess who didn't get any last night? That's right, you, my opponents. Mwuhahahaha.... SSN Hint Of The Day: Be judgmental. Now sod off. You're dating Gaylord Focker? Now there's an image that sends shivers down my spine. [ June 20, 2003, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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