Seanachai Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: To lenakonrad: You are a Knight of the Pool and rightly so. You have withstood the slings and arrows and emerged with head held high. You have bestowed upon my humble personage the great honor of taking me to Squire. It was an honor that was indeed overwhelming and will always be something that I will never forget. I have made an effort to live up to your kindness, but I am afraid that it is not to be. I am too much a vagabond, a free spirit, and a wanderer. I can no more be a Squire than Seanachai can write a coherent post. Or Berlichtingen can post something funny. It is one of those things that is just not meant to be.I piss upon you from a considerable height. You're a Squire, you will be a Squire, and you will stop all this whinging about not being able to be what you are. Which is a Squire. Bloody idjit. Now, stop staring around in that dazed way, wondering where the magic yellow rain is coming from, you half-witted bastard, and sing. Sing as though your very life depended on it. Or, rather, as though something truly important depended on it. A good song is like a pretty girl. Well, except that even a useless, dull, aging, somewhat amusing lackwit like yourself can come up with one. So, for most of you lot, a good song is even better than a pretty girl. Because you've actually got a shot at singing a good song. However badly. For most of you, doing a pretty girl, even badly, is so unlikely to happen that a jolly sing-song must loom like an epiphany of wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: So where's Mace? Berli? JDMorse? Peng? Senachi? and all the other losers? Kitty Well, my imminent death no longer looms in such an empty way. Kitty still speaks of me. Not fondly, of course, but it is better to be mentioned, than to not be mentioned, as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: You know...Im sitting here drinking a beer right now. Reading all your posts. Anyway, I remember being in a relationship once. Met this girl 3-4 years ago. Fell in love, everything was perfect. She needed a place to stay, so I let her move in with me... Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -Voltaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2003 Author Share Posted June 23, 2003 Where the feck is everybody? Dear Mace and Noba, I'll download the photos tomorrow at work and see what I've got. If there's anything interesting, I'll send it along. I mentioned yesterday that I hadn't gotten to see the P-38 fly and that kind of bummed me out. Wait. I mean it REALLY bummed me out. So today, I'm up on a ladder, cleaning out my gutters and I heard an unfamiliar sound behind me. As I'd said, planes were flying over the house all weekend. It didn't sound like a Dauntless or the Kiowa copter, or the Steerman, or any of those. I looked over my shoulder and there was the Lightning and a Warthog flying in formation. The original tank buster and the present tank buster. I just smiled and yelled "Yeah, BABY!" Of course I had no camera. For this, I blame you all and want you to know that my hatred for each and every one of you (excepting the Ladies of course) runs deep and hot. Bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nidan1 Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Where the feck is everybody?.....snip So today, I'm up on a ladder, cleaning out my gutters... snip...Getting some ingredients for an Ohio style fiesta, were we? [ June 22, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Hey Seanachai - Do you need another hate card? I think I found a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2003 Author Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Where the feck is everybody?.....snip So today, I'm up on a ladder, cleaning out my gutters... snip...Getting some ingredients for an Ohio style fiesta, were we? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Where the feck is everybody? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, send me a feckin' turn. Imaginary flyboy. Man, I bet your arms are tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Nobo, I don't know who you paid off or how you got a hold of the source code or what kind of deal you made with the devil. Your gamey purchase of many StuGs and Panthers in out small game has yeilded you a draw. A dead even 50-50 draw. I am still at a lose to figure how it worked out that way. I control 4 out of 5 VLs. Not just barely control but fully control. He controls acres of mud. Love, Elvis Dear Elvis. I thought you were dead ? You certainly played like you are. Sat there, relying on the mud to save your sorry hide. Send out your tanks to be chewed up - AND spat out. Your poor crack troops getting hammered by my loving armour. Feh, that wasn't a game, It was a shame !! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: It was a shame !! Noba. I thought (well ,I'm pretty sure about it) that you people are shameless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: And how did all you losers spend your Saturday? Sailing on an 11-meter... Ahh, summertime and what it does to young college-age girls. The sun was out and we ran up the S.U.Y.T. banner. Happily, some of them actually complied.. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 how did all you losers spend your Saturday? Obviously everyone did something interesting .. I'm proud I was starry-eyed all day at the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: To lenakonrad: You are a Knight of the Pool and rightly so. You have withstood the slings and arrows and emerged with head held high. You have bestowed upon my humble personage the great honor of taking me to Squire. It was an honor that was indeed overwhelming and will always be something that I will never forget. I have made an effort to live up to your kindness, but I am afraid that it is not to be. I am too much a vagabond, a free spirit, and a wanderer. I can no more be a Squire than Seanachai can write a coherent post. Or Berlichtingen can post something funny. It is one of those things that is just not meant to be.I piss upon you from a considerable height. You're a Squire, you will be a Squire, and you will stop all this whinging about not being able to be what you are. Which is a Squire. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I mentioned yesterday that I hadn't gotten to see the P-38 fly and that kind of bummed me out. Wait. I mean it REALLY bummed me out. So today, I'm up on a ladder, cleaning out my gutters and I heard an unfamiliar sound behind me. As I'd said, planes were flying over the house all weekend. It didn't sound like a Dauntless or the Kiowa copter, or the Steerman, or any of those. I looked over my shoulder and there was the Lightning and a Warthog flying in formation. The original tank buster and the present tank buster. I just smiled and yelled "Yeah, BABY!" Of course I had no camera. Why don't you just save your $20 and go to Oshkosh where everything flies? I'm sure Glacier Girl will be there this year. After all, I saw it when they brought the some of the remains while they were still digging it out of the ice. Amazing what a couple million dollars will do for twisted aluminum, eh?. I spent the weekend on the lake drinking and getting sunburned. Did see a couple of Chipmunks fly over at 200 ft. though. And for free. Hmm, Chipmunks, flying rodents, I have to start putting pickles in my Bloody Mary's... SSN Hint Of The Day: Focus on winning and to Hell with how you play the game. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Life at the Front,or how SirReal learned the lesson of false Pride (cont.) A warm, muggy rain continues to fall, as the Landsers nervously fidget in their defensive positions. Although the rain and mud will slow down the enemy, the Landsers also know that the thunder and the pelting of the rain will mask the sounds of the approaching Russians. Suddenly a hollow cracking noise is heard on the right flank, the unmistakable sound of an enemy AT rifle. The small round ricochets harmlessly off the armor of one of the vehicles, but startles the crew with its suddenness. The vehicle reverses out of range, but the situation is clear. The Ivans have advanced silently and are now in visual range of the German positions. The Landsers strain their eyes and ears towards the wooded areas in their front, hoping to catch a glimpse of the enemy.....to be continued. [ June 23, 2003, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: ...to be continued. What is this, some sort of craptacular Matrix Reloaded or sumfink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2003 Author Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Why don't you just save your $20 and go to Oshkosh where everything flies? Because, Lars you ungainly Norwegian elk-hound, going to Oshkosh (B'gosh!) would require that I drive through Chicago and I don't wish to test Berli's "Shoot first, ask questions never" edict. Dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: ...to be continued. What is this, some sort of craptacular Matrix Reloaded or sumfink? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: ...to be continued. What is this, some sort of craptacular Matrix Reloaded or sumfink? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I piss upon you from a considerable height.Then I would suggest you get down off that telephone book before you get a nose-bleed. Now, stop staring around in that dazed way and sing. Very well, on extremely short notice: The Ballad of Boo Whenever it happens, and the Pool runs dry Who rides to the rescue, with head held high So much to post, and no matter how badly The Pool gets bumped, by one Boo_Radley 300's the number, that we all dread To go beyond, makes the Forum quite dead So watch as the count goes, higher and higher To start a new thread, we must have a sire Flowers and Plants, both grow from a seed To plant them aplenty, is a mighty good deed The Pool like a mushroom, and all we abhor Can only renew, through the release of a Spore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: The Pool like a mushroom, and all we abhor Can only renew, through the release of a Spore Very good Squire ,very good ... Even if Boo is a extremly easy target. Now I can die in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Now I can die... Promise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2003 Author Share Posted June 23, 2003 Not bad, Boggsy, not bad at all. I've already told Malakovski that I'll wait and kill him last, so maybe I'll kill you next to last. I'll pencil you in. So many to kill painfully, so little time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Now I can die... Promise? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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