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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

Even if Boo is a extremly easy target.

On the contrary my good Sir lenakonrad.

If my posts about serious internal disfunctions have inspired the good Mr Radley in the past, my above effort I am sure will evoke a reponse the like of which this Board has not seen.

As has been pointed out on countless occaisions the name Boggs is ripe for....shall we say a spirited riposte.

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I have nothing much to say.

I put down some mulch this weekend, and most of the hostas seem to be surviving. And I'm getting some of the new grass to sprout.

Also my new pistol is a hoot to shoot and I got a very cool "designer" version of Stratego that I don't know whether to put on the game shelf or my coffee table.

Other than that I hate you all so much that the platelets in my bloodstream have aligned themselves into tiny letter-patterns that spell out "I hate the roo-humping bastages!" when viewed via electron micrograph.

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Originally posted by dalem:

I have nothing much to say.

Use your's new pistol for very cool "designer" version of russian rullete.

Going be fun ,trust me.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Life at the Front,or how SirReal learned the lesson of false Pride (cont.)

Niiice. Better than nice, in fact. It's really a lot of fun to read an AAR in progress while playing as the other side. Too bad it has to lag the game some, or Nidan will risk giving away information to me while the game is still underway.

Anyway, keep up the great work, Nidan! Even if you turn out to have all the tactical sense of a grease-smeared doorknob, you can still get by writing stories!

/SirReal

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Originally posted by dalem:

And I'm getting some of the new grass to sprout.

As if we care that your new crop of sensimilla is coming up gang busters! Don't you owe me a set up, you cur? Should you not be working away at it instead of sitting on your patio, crooning in your everyday drug induced delirium, "Grow little buds of mine. Grow in a Hulk-ish way..."? Feed your head on someone else's time!

Faugh, you hippie-freak peaceniks disgust me!

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad:

Now I can die...

Promise? </font>
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Originally posted by Leeo:

I hate you, lenakonrad, in a vague and general sort of way. Perhaps you can give me a reason to be more specific?

Pillock.

First ,I'm obviously more handsome.

Second -I never overdose cardamine (I know you do )

Third- but wait ,I don't even know you...

Oh ,you are this poor reanimated headless men,

infamous Mace love slave .

That must be terrible , being fed through the rectum...

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:

I hate you, lenakonrad, in a vague and general sort of way. Perhaps you can give me a reason to be more specific?

Pillock.

First ,I'm obviously more handsome.

Second -I never overdose cardamine (I know you do )

Third- but wait ,I don't even know you...

Oh ,you are this poor reanimated headless men,

infamous Mace love slave .

That must be terrible , being fed through the rectum... </font>

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

infamous Mace love slave .

That must be terrible , being fed through the rectum...

Me and Leeooo?

Now wait a minute...I do have some taste!

(besides, you're confusing me with Bauhaus)

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

Me and Leeooo?

Now wait a minute...I do have some taste!

(besides, you're confusing me with Bauhaus)

Mace

Maybe ...which makes no differences really .

You are all made from this same universal kit .

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

...to be continued.

What is this, some sort of craptacular Matrix Reloaded or sumfink? </font>
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Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF:

Go easy on him, Faithfull Kaniggett Konrad. The poor lad has to earn a living somehow....

Yours,

AJ

You are right my Lord (as always ).

I have to admit ,I didn't understand fully his bambling ,specially part about mystical Peng ,and perhaps less mystical Berli .

Probably he ,in his own ,limited way ,just trying to be friendly.

Fanatically Faithful

konrad

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Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I talk too mulch

You can say that again.

Actually, can you limit your future verbosities to a poncy pronunciation of the singular pronoun?

There's a good chap...

AJ </font>

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Originally posted by SirReal:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Life at the Front,or how SirReal learned the lesson of false Pride (cont.)

Niiice. Better than nice, in fact. It's really a lot of fun to read an AAR in progress while playing as the other side. Too bad it has to lag the game some, or Nidan will risk giving away information to me while the game is still underway.

Anyway, keep up the great work, Nidan! Even if you turn out to have all the tactical sense of a grease-smeared doorknob, you can still get by writing stories!

/SirReal </font>

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

If my posts about serious internal disfunctions have inspired the good Mr Radley in the past, my above effort I am sure will evoke a reponse the like of which this Board has not seen.

Pffft. I wave my hand at your obvious flirtation. I have decided to downgrade the threat level to ecrue as I feel that you are about as dangerous as Hoot Gibson in a summer frock.

gibson1.jpg

Look at that face. Look at that hat. Look at that bowtie. I've seen chipmunks that looked more deadly. This then is my mental picture of you, Sirrah. Even Leeeeeo inspires more fear.

Especially Leeeeo in a summer frock.

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Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I talk too mulch

You can say that again.

Actually, can you limit your future verbosities to a poncy pronunciation of the singular pronoun?

There's a good chap...

AJ </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad:

infamous Mace love slave .

That must be terrible , being fed through the rectum...

Me and Leeooo?

Now wait a minute...I do have some taste!

(besides, you're confusing me with Bauhaus)

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Life at the Front,or how SirReal learned the lesson of false Pride (cont.)

A warm, muggy rain continues to fall, as the Landsers nervously fidget in their defensive positions. Although the rain and mud will slow down the enemy, the Landsers also know that the thunder and the pelting of the rain will mask the sounds of the approaching Russians.

Suddenly a hollow cracking noise is heard on the right flank, the unmistakable sound of an enemy AT rifle. The small round ricochets harmlessly off the armor of one of the vehicles, but startles the crew with its suddenness. The vehicle reverses out of range, but the situation is clear. The Ivans have advanced silently and are now in visual range of the German positions.

The Landsers strain their eyes and ears towards the wooded areas in their front, hoping to catch a glimpse of the enemy.....to be continued.

Nidan

Bravo sir, a truly worthy effort that leaves one wanting more.

My compliments!

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Life at the Front,or how SirReal learned the lesson of false Pride (cont.)

A warm, muggy rain continues to fall, as the Landsers nervously fidget in their defensive positions. Although the rain and mud will slow down the enemy, the Landsers also know that the thunder and the pelting of the rain will mask the sounds of the approaching Russians.

Suddenly a hollow cracking noise is heard on the right flank, the unmistakable sound of an enemy AT rifle. The small round ricochets harmlessly off the armor of one of the vehicles, but startles the crew with its suddenness. The vehicle reverses out of range, but the situation is clear. The Ivans have advanced silently and are now in visual range of the German positions.

The Landsers strain their eyes and ears towards the wooded areas in their front, hoping to catch a glimpse of the enemy.....to be continued.

Nidan

Bravo sir, a truly worthy effort that leaves one wanting more.

My compliments! </font>

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

That must be terrible , being fed through the rectum...

That's going to leave a mark.

Or a bulge.

Gluttony, it's not a pretty sight.

SSN Hint Of The Day: Squeeze the toothpaste from the top and leave the top off.

Now sod off.

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley

Don't encourage him, you fool! Next he'll want to reenact the Battle of Shiloh with finger puppets.

Actually I was planning to do the entire Wilderness Campaign, I was going to ask for your help, but then I realized you don't have an opposable thumb. Do you think you could operate a finger puppet with your prehesile tail?

Thank you Boggs , dont listen to that poofy provacateur.

[ June 24, 2003, 09:57 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Boo_Radley

Don't encourage him, you fool! Next he'll want to reenact the Battle of Shiloh with finger puppets.

Actually I was planning to do the entire Wilderness Campaign, I was going to ask for your help, but then I realized you don't have an opposable thumb. Do you think you could operate a finger puppet with your prehesile tail?

Thank you Boggs , dont listen to that poofy provacateur. </font>

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Originally posted by lenakonrad:

First ,I'm obviously more handsome.

Second -I never overdose cardamine (I know you do )

Third- but wait ,I don't even know you...

Oh ,you are this poor reanimated headless men,

infamous Mace love slave .

That must be terrible , being fed through the rectum...

Nope, wrong answer. Still a general and vague halo of hate for you. However, I am a bit mystified by your affection and preoccupation with the exit point of the alimentary canal. I guess some things Polish were not meant to be understood by sane men...
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