Sir Peng, I take your challenge to Lord Raglan

[David Aitken]

Germanboy wrote:

Bloody Geocities, what is that?

Oh get it right or I'll stop paying you.

Peter Tyson presents...

A David Aitken film...

Based on the award-winning book "Why Them Limeys Were Dead Meat If Patton Hadn't Wasted Hitler" by Stephen Ambrose...

Nominated for several BAFTAs (ie. we lost)

Starring Jon Koltz... Andreas Biermann... Peter Tyson... Robert Shaw as a murderous rapist Nazi German E-Boat captain... and Mufty the Sheep as herself...

ANALYSTS' DAY OUT IN HASTINGS

[Berlichtingen]

Originally posted by Mr. Clark:

Sure, sure... just let me find a pen...

Now, just a bit of your blood (standard on these contracts) and we'll be all finished

[Mark IV]

Originally posted by Treeburst155:

Are you trying to gode me into a serius respons? I dont think The Thread is the apropriute plase.

When I say "Some things must be pursued in the appropriate venue" and post them here, I expect cesspersons to know exactly what I mean. If I meant something else, I would have posted there. There is nothing that sickens me more than a "serius respons" here.

His giberish is know werse than 50% of the rest of the crap out thier.

If he tried a little harder, he cud be worser. Otherwise, your only inkling of the truth.

Now I am off to bild a stronger box in wich to house you. It will be a cold and dreery box, just like yur world.

Your boxes have failed. My world is light and joyful. Choirs of angels sing when I awake, and golden rays of sunlight shine out my butt at all times. Shield the brain stem where your face should be from my light, wormboy.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Elvis:

Thank you Kitty. I have downloaded almost no mods at all and none for a very long time.

Why is there no mod for Hiram?

There's no Hiram because it turned out, I had more pictures of Cesses than I did of .bmp files to modify in the game. So I said, "$%#@! How do I decide who to leave out?" I decided that I'd leave out Hiram because it looked to me like he had left the pool. Then when I was almost done I saw him posting again but he didn't seem very interested in the mod either way so I left him off.

Even after deciding to leave out the fake pics on Lorak's site (Hamster X, Oberst, etc.)I was still three pictures over the limit. So unfortunately I had to leave out a few people, but I tried to rationalize my choices as far as my decayed mind was capable. So that's why there's no Hiram, no Foobar, and no Iskander.

Now that I think about it what I coulddo is make a patch that enables whoever wants to (for whatever reason) to replace the original faces w/the three lost boys. Ok, I'll do it! =D

Kitty

Ps - Yesterday in a game I'm playing vs Warphead I was using the mod and I captured two Loraks. I thought it was kinda funny. =)

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Hamsters at War!

Chicks With Tanks

Lorak's FTX

"I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka

The True Blue Aussie Slang Source

The Unofficial Vic Bitter Website

Jesus Dress Up!

The McNoldy Group

[OGSF]

BAH! FEH! Mah harrrd dreeve ha' gwin tae tha bag craphoose an tha' skee.

Speedy, Stuka, Mace, Seanachai, Elvis, Nijis an' anywun ailse Ah fergat, resend ye last turrrn, cos at's all gwin tae nought.

Bastarrrds.

SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCD

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You posture more than Marcia Brady with books on her head and you chatter like a dolphin near the fish bucket. - Dalem

[David Aitken]

Kitty wrote:

Even after deciding to leave out the fake pics on Lorak's site (Hamster X, Oberst, etc.)

Fake? FAKE?? Hah, okay, I'll take it as a compliment to my Photoshopping mAd sKiLLz that no-one believes my contribution is actually me. Don't make me pull a Rommel22 (ie. post a real picture and endorse it with "ha ha, I m younger and much more beautiful than all of u!!") =P

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Maybe its time BTS published a CM:Lite to go along with Quake 3? – JunoReactor

[Mr. Clark]

Originally posted by Mark IV:

Poor Mr. Clark. Such a nice fellow on the Outer Board, dissembling, conciliatory, apologetic... now utterly confused and lost in the Bad Part of Town. .

Should I lock my doors and drive really quickly through the red lights?

[Hamsters]

Originally posted by Kitty:

Blither blather, gibber, jabber, sniffle, snapple, hootspit.

Hey, where's our picture? What, you say you can't find a picture of a treeful of rats? Get ol' Aitken to draw one, he seems to be proficient with the proverbial ugly pen of doom and has massive amounts of time on his worthless hands.

Hey, OGSF, you insignificant pool of prepubescent puppy piss, send me a setup so that I may properly tie your udders in a not.

[Treeburst155]

Marked IV Death,

You continue to sin against me. I gave you only one Commandment; that being, "Thou shalt stay in your box". Surely even the gelatinous matter that passes for your brain can comprehend that. Do not persist upon this impudent path my little one, for it is the path to torment and anguish. I shall be forced to chain you to Rob/1, and make you teach him to spell his name correctly. I will demand from you a CM setup with Rob/1 to choose your forces. Should you actually threaten to win I will have Rob/1 move into your housing project and take your turns for you. Once so ensconced he will be your guardian, your "angel of light", and your mommy; exercising full control over your food stamps and welfare check. You will no longer get away with ripping out the copper pipes of the tenement for your next bottle of Thunderbird. The heady days of sniffing glue will be forever in your past.

Tread upon the path of obedience, that I may continue to bless you with a world of light and warmth (and cheap wine and glue) until the city hauls your rotting corpse to the local landfill. You have been warned.

Treeburst155

CM Grandmaster

[Berlichtingen]

Goanna!

1¥ for you and 200¥ for your ISP. My secound e-mail to you bounced. I'll resend to your Bigpond account

[Goanna]

Thanks Berli. As you can tell the much vaunted "upgrade" by Oman's only ISP which was to be completed on Saturday either:

• wasn't completed

• is crappier than what was available before

• excludes evil bastards from itself

• a combination of the above

Elvis and a few others seem to be able to get turns through and ColeSlaw has had luck sending them through my bigpond account.

On no account will I be given wuss points for the crappy service of this ISP or the failure of Osama bin Laden to show himself outside Afghanistan.

[mensch]

ROTFL.. david.. you git.. you have chuppy running with a machinegun... and germanlad running beside him, without complaining MG units cant run.... hmmm a dilema... well I'm off to shave now and lets all hope my throat gets slit doing it.

my my.. to bad I don't have all my comic books here otherwise I would make a comicbook face mod for CM.. SGT. ROCK kicks ass... and is the only thing worth reading in da whoooolllee world.. go kiss my hamster if you don't think so.

[Mace]

Originally posted by David Aitken:

ANALYSTS' DAY OUT IN HASTINGS

I'm back!!!

Whatever the hiccup was with my enternet connection, it's sorted itself up with little intervention (OK maybe, 'situp all night until 5am in the morning' intervention continually playing with hardware and TCP settings)!

Now to process these fecking turns!

btw, are those guys really analysts? Sh*t, time for Mace to seek a new career because do I really wan't to be associated with the likes of them? (but hmmmmm, they do make me look good in comparison)

Anyhow, good to be back (nah, not really! I'm just saying that because I hate to see you lot cry...well, maybe just a little bit....nah, bawl your eyes out ya mongrels).

Mace

PS Mr Rock, thanks for posting the message for me, I'll pay you back in due course (as quote: 'revenge is a dish best served cold')!

[von shrad]

A bit of an update lads,

Mark 3.5 and I have just begun a battle on what looks like Hell on Acid. Burning buildings, bunched up VL's, Town setting with no easy avenues of advance. Germanboy , more like Satanboy!

Seanachoo-choo , come out of hiding you git. He is letting me march half way up the map for no other reason than to entice me to my death, like a pedophile luring a naive child with the promises of candy and lost puppies. It is time to put you to rest.

Lorak on this glorious day there was recorded von shrads first Cess win.You know I almost feel guilty beating the poor sad that bad. Oh well, it was only Croda.

BTW....where is that worthless git off to these days. I have not seen him post in a while. Probably for the best anyway.

von shrad win (88)

Croda loss (-17)

[David Aitken]

mensch wrote:

my my.. to bad I don't have all my comic books here otherwise I would make a comicbook face mod for CM..

mensch, you are a genius. I would kiss you if only you would put your rickets away. The only pointless thing which survived my Life Purges of a few years ago was my collection of Commando comics. Finally I have a purpose for them!

Mace wrote:

btw, are those guys really analysts?

I don't know about the one in the middle, but I'm sure the effects of hanging out with two of them will probably lead him astray into the same profession.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Hamsters:

Hey, where's our picture?

Maybe if you took out some of the food you've been hiding in your cheeks you'd be able to see that Hamsters has his own mod already.

Kitty

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Hamsters at War!

Chicks With Tanks

Lorak's FTX

"I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka

The True Blue Aussie Slang Source

The Unofficial Vic Bitter Website

Jesus Dress Up!

The McNoldy Group

[jshandorf]

Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

Jd and Seanachai are chatting up a storm, barely covering their unrelenting fear of my forces on the field of battle. Woe, woe is my opponent.

Perhaps then you would like a proper thrashing from me? Being the masochist, that you are, I cannot see how you could deny. I am at work right now but I will be home later. Perhaps a TCP/IP game? Hmmm?

Fear me cabana boy, for you will fetch me towels like no other.

E-mail to follow shortly.

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

[jshandorf]

Meeks, you worthless wanker!

As of this moment your e-mail box is stuff fuller than your shorts, and with cantonesse porn no doubt. I suggest you remedy the situation immediately!

Jeff

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When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons.

[Mace]

Originally posted by jshandorf:

and with cantonesse porn no doubt. I suggest you remedy the situation immediately!

Send the Porn to Jeff!

Isn't that what you're saying Jeff?

Mace

[Forever Babra]

Updates

Lawyer continues to believe in ultimate victory despite having his flank crushed. I suspect he and whatever squeeze he rented for the evening are huddled in his bunker moving units which surrendered hours ago and pretending God is on his side. No doubt the squeeze is mixing up some hemlock tea to celebrate the "victory".

Herr Oberst has stumbled on a sidewalk crack and seemingly fallen off the planet. Maybe he'll send a file back after switching to daylight savings time.

Michael Dorosh thinks the best use of M7 Priests is to park them in a shady wooded lane without infantry support. Squiredom is too good for his ilk and I fling him back among the washed where I found him, with the advice to "get a sense of humour, bub."

[Iskander]

Originally posted by Kitty:

...So that's why there's no Hiram, no Foobar, and no Iskander.

Now that I think about it what I coulddo is make a patch that enables whoever wants to (for whatever reason) to replace the original faces w/the three lost boys. Ok, I'll do it! =D

Kitty

Not to be rude but... whoa! Whom am I kidding, this is the Cesspool! Restart:

Stupid, stupid, stupid idea! OK, there's only X number of slots for Y number of faces; sure I may be low-Squire on the sex-toy Totem Pole of Cess (by only 24-36 hours, but wha' hae); BUT! making things that easy for us once and future losers is not the One True Path To Peng!

Thus, I propose:

Any non-Keenigget may challenge any other non-knute for rights to the limited number of slots on the Official Kitty Cesspool FaceMods. Thus, for example, after I finish running Spank the Splat's roadblocks and assault boats off the map, his puffy, Yorkshire pudding-puffed mug would be replaced by my noble, patrician one.

Now, this may create a problem for you, Kitty, in the way of constantly revising and re-revising your Mod, but then that would be your problem, not mine, and therefore of no concern.

I am sure that this idea is just stupid enought to not work and would really appreciate the whole 'Pool getting in a big line and ki............placed in headlock by large bald person and escorted back to chair

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"I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory."

"Legal advice is very often divorced from reality in my humble opinion" - BTS

[Berlichtingen]

Lorak!

Scrib thusly:

Kitty (who I never should have allowed past the gates of Hell)... won

Berli... pissed off that I let her in

GITom... fool thought to fight me in the fog

Berli... won (naturally)

[chrisl]

Originally posted by mensch:

ROTFL.. david.. you git.. you have chuppy running with a machinegun... and germanlad running beside him, without complaining MG units cant run.... hmmm a dilema... well I'm off to shave now and lets all hope my throat gets slit doing it.

Not only is chuppy running with the mg, but he's also got the tripod and ammo too. He also left the 4th shoelace eyelet off of chuppy's left tennis shoe (and no, that it's covered from view by the ammo boxes is no excuse). Those tennis shoes are supposed to have 4 eyelets on each flap of each shoe, and if he's not going to be historically accurate, he shouldn't release his pictures.

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"If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk)

[DekeFentle]

Ok you drooling retards, lets play. Send me your idea for a game and let the ass kicking commence. DekeFentle@MN.mediaone.net

[Mace]

Originally posted by DekeFentle:

Ok you drooling retards, lets play. Send me your idea for a game and let the ass kicking commence. DekeFentle@MN.mediaone.net

Another vermin! *STOMP*