stevetherat

I can't believe this is still going! And even some of the ol' faithfulls are still here! Blimey!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: [o/t] At my second effort at being banned, I'd like to say to St. Rat that while I still think of Tony Blair as a Grinning Hyena, thank God Almighty for those who consider themselves British and that aid us in the defense of Western Civ.[/o/t]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's a pleasure, sir. Though, our efforts are rather constrained to pointing laser pens at buildings, flashing the occupants in the eyes and drawing lovely patterns, etc and refueling your aircraft with premium grade of the hoof. Time is approaching that we both must rise from the trenches and march on. Good luck y'all.

Updates (though do nudge me awake when my chin begins to drag on the floor) By the numbers; Alpine Pergatory is boring me to tears with a predictable defence policy of having rank upon rank of dug-in elite guns. However, in his drunken stuper I fear he may have made a mistake in placing them. I am approaching them from behind. Margo and I have so very nearly finished. I believe that he has seen the final tally and has impounded the last file until I commit some verbal outrage, like "Hard luck son, you played well." In reality I would say something like "You fool! I could have played better than that using 5 Afghan rebels and an RPG." Sherlock's nemesis Moriarty has just this second scored his first kill. A Stuart. While I, on the other hand, have a veritable hoard of assorted grey scraps painted on my boys bedposts. Slop Drippin' and I are going to have an orgasmic time finding each other in this fog fest. It's early days but this just may save my chin from grinding into bonemeal. Wildman is checking tyre pressures of insignificant light aircraft somewhere in the world and is unavailable for whoopass. I missed his new email address, so if any of you bods out there have it could you kindly pas it on. Cheers. £5

Karch, are these in Aberdeen, Scotland, UK or somewhere in the USA? If they're over here in Britain I've got a train to catch! Taxi!

Karch, are these in Aberdeen, Scotland, UK or somewhere in the USA? If they're over here in Britain I've got a train to catch! Taxi!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: ...my original number was in the 1600s...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Again with the knob jokes! Look here SlopDrippin', sweet charity is knocking on my door. Hell, I even donated to 'that' cause. Well, when I say 'I' donated, you have to understand that I have a girlfriend with a heart which fills her entire body cavity and thought it would be nice if she used my credit card to pledge a few quid. So, yes, I did donate simply by the fact that the cash came from my bank account. But I'm straying from the point. I have read your posts on the outside and, at times, you have touched me. Eeeww. NO! Let me get this straight, just so there is no misunderstanding, you haven't literally touched me, as I'm sure you can attest to, just that I found myself in sympathy and alignment with you on the topics you have raised. Did I make that clear? OK, let's get back on track. I am offering myself... No, no, no. This is getting nowehere. I would like to play with... ****! It would be a pleasure to... GOD DAMMIT! BASTARD! Send me a feckin' setup you PANSY! StR

Looking forward to it Manx. StR

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roborat: (psst, hey you squires, come here...I would like to point that I am not exactly overloaded with games right now...)[ 09-23-2001: Message edited by: Roborat ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey mecharodent, being another lifer squire and another Rat, how about getting down to a 'War of the Rats'? I don't mind what conditions you impose just as long as that bitch Berli doesn't have anything to do with it (playing one of his right now against Wildman. Arsehole!) StR

Oh dear, not a good week for you Shaunachai! Never mind, time to call your anoraked, grubby fingered, sweaty buddies for some moral support. StR

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: ...Do you Brits enjoy a good American classic such as Airplane or Animal House? von shrad<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Seinfled and Larry Sanders are the best thing to have come out of your country, Mr Shrad. On a par, just, with Blackadder. StR

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: ...Now, that aside, my apologies to my many opponents, sadly and disgracefully abandoned these last few days. I was (very) unexpectedly called out of town for a day or so, and returned with the most hellish fever and lung-rot. I was sweating, palsied, coughing, cursing God and Berli and trying to cut deals with all the spirits in between to return me to health... et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. [ 09-20-2001: Message edited by: Seanachai ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think that I know who you are Such.a.nice.guy, or your 'sort' anyway. You and your comrade in arms (I mean arm in arm, not side by side) Pong have both on numerous occassions been 'layed up' as it were, on your sick beds at the slightest whiff of a germ. When I was in school, there was always a small group of sickly spods that stayed as far away from PE as is physically possible. Note in hand, they crawled and limped dragged themselves to the teacher and, when given the nod, sat their spindly bodies down on a convenient bench and dealt out their Top Trumps. This is you, Sir. And one more thing. Henchmen are the best, you nerd! Minions are only in it for the food, cash and maybe the odd maiden still warm after a vicious pillage. They fight for themselves - selfish to the core, while providing an aura of commitment. Take away the binding threat and they're off to the hills. Henchmen, on the other hand, are loyal and decent, ready to come to your aid and stand by your side, come hell or high water. They ask for nothing but association and give all that they have. Trump that geek! StR

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Where is my turn Ratboy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I know the feeling. The years creep up on you like a rolling fog bank on a deserted moor and, eventually, you lose your sight. CHECK YOUR MAIL YOU FREAKIN BAT! StR

I know the reason why. The slob can currently be found swanning around in the American Bashing thread answering stupid questions put forward by, well, erm, me... And a few other detractors. Bloody slacker! StR

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: Besides, I also need an excuse to avoid sending stevetherat turns. Not that our game is going badly, he's just a bastard and I hate him. I think I'll start sending him files from my game with Croda. Agua Perdido<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What do you mean you'll start doing that? You already have, you conker. Probably while your Golden Lab was entertaining you under the table. And what, pray tell, is MY esteemed name doing being mentioned in the same post as that pant stain Croda? [shiver] StR

Holy fecking Moses! I go on hols for a week and look what's happened. First, some drug dealer gets shot down our street, blocking it off and making it quite difficult to get to the airport in time. Then, having got there on time, being subjected to a two hour delay and once we do get to our hotel, finding a bloody building site underneath our bloody window! That pales in comparisson, of course, to events in America. Sympathies to you. StR