OGSF Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Grrreat festerin' ferrret livers! Sae Madmatt wants tae lock up every damn thraid we post in, includin' this un? Fair enough, at's nae mah board, at's his. Ah'm a wee bat surprised a' the approach o' throwin' tha wee bairn oot wi' tha bath water though. Af'n an individual as bein' a pillock, surely at's tha individual tha git's tha warnin' an' tha bannin'....nae thea entire clan. Sae, fer wha' at's worth, Ah wid be agreeable tae takin' tha Cesspool Thraid tae Croda's site. Ah wid still frequent thas board fer CM grog thangs, Ah luv tha game, but Ah wid be quite content tae be oot o' tha Moderator's hair - them tha' has some. One condition tho, Ah dinnae wan' any reference tae "Peng" an any title. At's tha "Cesspool", or at's crap. Af'n ye lookin' fer mae, Ah'll be at tha Croda site. SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFueuhrerBastardABCD ------------------ You posture more than Marcia Brady with books on her head and you chatter like a dolphin near the fish bucket. - Dalem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 I'll probably catch some heat for this but the post made by Kitty was A LEAST as foul and offensive as MrHappy's. Yet I hear no one disparaging that. Go back and reread what she wrote if you don't believe me. I'm not saying MrHappy was right but I also believe that he is not the only one who needs to appologize to the thread and the board. Just my $2.35 ------------------ "When they finally put you in the ground..I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" Elvis Costello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 No Elvis, That is pretty much what I was saying. Same as in football... the player to throw the second punch is the one that always gets flagged. **note by throwing punches I don't mean personally. As I don't think anything was taken personally.** Lorak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 I don't care if there's heat for this but I sincerely hope that any warnings and bannings are applied equally. It takes two to tango and escalate a situation until it gets out of hand. There have been previous situations where one person was booted while another, who was just as much at fault, was not. (Note: that is the perception anyway and perception often is taken more as fact than fact itself). If MrHappy's posts are considered out-of-line, so too should be the one from Kitty that took this to the next level. I, for one, do not appreciate making up quotes under another person's name in any context. Just my 2 cents. ------------------ "Moriarty, you suck." -- Dunno, but somebody must've said it somewhere along the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Originally posted by Elvis: Yet I hear no one disparaging that. This isn't the place for it. This is starting to read like page 2 of a grog thread, fer cryin' out loud. Whining is unbecoming to the seriously malicious. I want each and every one of you to go back to hating and killing one another right this minute. I'm trying to set an example by hating you all, right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Originally posted by Mark IV: This isn't the place for it. This is starting to read like page 2 of a grog thread, fer cryin' out loud. Whining is unbecoming to the seriously malicious. I want each and every one of you to go back to hating and killing one another right this minute. I'm trying to set an example by hating you all, right now. MarkedForDismemberment, you lower-than-low spawn of a couple of broken down Pansy IIs. You call that an example? Feh! And who better to know about grog threads, eh? Ya sniggering wannabe. Hating us all right now, bah. Prove it, mister. Spill forth your bile, your execrable hallucinations of grandeur and your unconscionable visions of tactical superiority on the battle field. Having just eked out a major loss to the unrivalled incompetence of Sham-a-lama-Ding-Dong-Dorf (am I dating myself, or what?), I feel the need for speed, greed and a trusty but rusty iron steed. Send a setup. ------------------ "Moriarty, you suck." -- Dunno, but somebody must've said it somewhere along the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Will someone stop spamming my email! It's making the incoming PBEMs harder to spot. And I would have to agree with Sir WZYX, the Cesspool is greater than the sum of us, let's depersonalise it will we? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Mark IV: I'm trying to set an example by hating you all, right now. Let's dance. You got my number and I've slaughtered you before. One really good thing about the features of this new board is that I could just skip the previous page and get on with life. Life=The Thread The Meaning of Life is quite possibly the Mother Beautiful Thread That Will Always Be There Whether You Get It Or Not. Johan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Moriarty: Spill forth your bile, your execrable hallucinations of grandeur and your unconscionable visions of tactical superiority on the battle field... Send a setup. It is 2:24p, California time. I have not had a shower and am on my second Laphroaig, I really am. I am tempted to turn this over to my RoboSpiter, but the relaxed circumstances have convinced me to respond personally. I have announced my intention of whittling down the PBEMs before, pending a Bizness Obligation of the Greatest Import which does not allow distraction. Upon reflection, I have determined that a war with YOU does not constitute a distraction. The setup is in your e-mail, and in an uncharacteristic display of charity, I have allowed you to play the Germans. Further, I am attacking, in snow. Even the Lawyer could defend this one. I will be the historically-plausible mix of Amis located to your immediate front, sides, and rear (and in the spirit of the times, the last has utterly no relevance to Bauhaus, none at all). It is January '45, so you will get the nice 100m 'fausts, various M1A1 Jagdzillas, and nuclear-tipped V2s. It won't matter. Have a dead day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Geier: Let's dance. I am quite tolerant of your alternative preferences and make no judgement of their validity. Also, I would very much like to kill you and spread you like raspberry jam on a buttered scone and feed you to someone I like even less (candidates abound). However, see above. YOU will have to wait until February 19th (at least), Normal Time, as you DO constitute a distraction. In the meantime, why not drop dead, or hug a sturgeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Mark IV: However, see above. YOU will have to wait until February 19th (at least), Normal Time, as you DO constitute a distraction. In the meantime, why not drop dead, or hug a sturgeon? Yes yes I knew all that. I was hoping you would make an exception for someone as pleasant as me. Besides I always enjoy forcing you to make up apologies for evading me. And they are becoming quite elaborate these days. Still, slime eels do not notice the passage of time apparently as long as they are eating somethings insides out (yes you read that right). 19th of February it is then, don't be late and try not to breathe. Toodles, Johan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Geier: If you can tell me which part of "19" you find confusing, I will try to help. I can send you Moriarty's fingers to count on, if you like. He is too terrified to even respond, and is probably e-mailing Berli for advice, which will amount to "use smoke and call the Marines". Poor bastards never saw any snow until Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Mark IV: "use smoke and call the Marines". Poor bastards never saw any snow until Korea. What does a Marine need? The ability to "forget" that running ashore toward machinegun fire and minefields is generally not a very good idea? Poor bastards indeed. Snow is not a problem in itself. Severe cold without snow is far worse than severe cold with snow. And I've got the toes to prove it. Whining is unbecoming to the seriously malicious. That was beautiful. I'll write it on your tombstone and leave some GrogPorn by the rotting roses after I've ... well, killed you again. (I'm guessing you're on your fourth Laphroggedy now. Andreas will soon appear and claim Talisker (or other) is better anyhoo.) Johan [This message has been edited by Geier (edited 02-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Mark IV: I can send you Moriarty's fingers to count on, if you like. He is too terrified to even respond, and is probably e-mailing Berli for advice, which will amount to "use smoke and call the Marines". Poor bastards never saw any snow until Korea. Terrified of you, an unwashed Californian ... apologies to the thread for the redundancy. Bah. You do, however, have excellent taste in Scotch whisky, I'll grant you that. ------------------ "Moriarty, you suck." -- Dunno, but somebody must've said it somewhere along the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Mark IV: Upon reflection, I have determined that a war with YOU does not constitute a distraction. The setup is in your e-mail, and in an uncharacteristic display of charity, I have allowed you to play the Germans. Further, I am attacking, in snow. why don't you just make it easy on yourselves, and register it now. Mark IV - total victory Boryarty - lost badly (again) That way you could play me, and he could try beating the AI by giving himself 30% extra. One day he may manage to. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Elvis: I'll probably catch some heat for this but the post made by Kitty was A LEAST as foul and offensive as MrHappy's. Yet I hear no one disparaging that. Go back and reread what she wrote if you don't believe me. I'm not saying MrHappy was right but I also believe that he is not the only one who needs to appologize to the thread and the board. Just my $2.35 Ok, here's my $2.35 + CRV (California Redemption Value). Madmatt stated this when laying down the rules for what is acceptable in this thread: "Have fun, call Mace a sheeploving godless sycophant with the agragate tactical skills of a speckle of unwashed lint retrieved from the navel of an 8 week old Scientologist corpse but do so in a polite way." Ignoring for the moment the fact that I cannot see that there IS any polite way to tell anyone that they are mentally deficiant and engage in acts of beastiality, how is the post that Elvis refers to any different than what Matt himself says above? There's no expletives in it. Yes, it's fairly disgusting but are "boogers" any more or less distasteful than naval lint? No. Homosexuality any less offensive than bestiality? No. All joking aside (just for a minute, please), does anyone here really believe that Mace has sex with sheep or that Peng is gay? I doubt it. I know I'm fairly certain that they don't do these things. My final comment on this is is that I did not post what I did without reason. It was in response to a post of insults from Peng that he stated he had made in earnest. So why is it that I cannot respond to it? Especially since my post was, as I saw it, in the spirit of Matt's guidelines and obviously not to be taken seriously. I've seen the letter that's been circulating around that says something to the effect that I initiate things like this but that isn't true. If you look back at any of the posts I've made that some may find insulting or mean-spirited, you'll notice that all of them were in response to previous posts and not one of them was written just out of the blue in an attempt to cause problems. Elvis, and anyone else who may disagree with me, are of course entitled to their opinion but I wanted to present my view of things. So I have. That being said, I bid you adieu. Kitty ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka The True Blue Aussie Slang Source The Unofficial Vic Bitter Website Jesus Dress Up! The McNoldy Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 For the world at large....the earlier reports of our demise have proven premature (neener neener) The Peng thread shall continue, as always infuriating grogdom and the like. Matt has spoken here and elsewhere and the message is Watch yerselves, fight fair and no biting off ears. Occasionally we need to remember that. ALL OF US. So sod off, nothing to see here, the debris has been swept to the side of the roadway, move along. Taunt at will. That is all. jd ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Geier: (I'm guessing you're on your fourth Laphroggedy now. Andreas will soon appear and claim Talisker (or other) is better anyhoo.) Not better - just different. Laphroaig is in a class of its own. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Okay. At the moment I am full of oranges and water, and hopefully they will counteract the liters of beers I have been hammering since some point earlier in the morning. I don't want anyone to get banned. Nor do I want anyone to quit posting. Nor do I want the 'Pool do go away. Can't we all just get along? Alternatively, can't we all just drink a lot and call eachother Dubya-lovin', Molson-drinking Snowflakes without bringing on Tha Madd Padlock? ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Kitty: adieu. Adieu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: Not better - just different. Laphroaig is in a class of its own. Hic............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 I always hated French. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Chupacabra: Wail wail wail... Can't we all just get along? Ladies and thingies - I present to you: Chuppie, the spineless (we all knew he was jawless already) wonder. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I always hated French. Take that back instantly Hiram.... before I, before I, before I................... Hic.........well...... just take it back I want to try some of that Laphroig but whisky burns my tummy, and well two glasses of wine makes me tipsy... I am totally and utterly on my way to being drunk as a skunk.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 Originally posted by YK2: Hic............ Hic..... ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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