He's probably too busy being the King of the Hill over at The Few Good Men site.
Oh, Great King Michael the Lofty, can you bestow upon us lesser beings whose ass you did kick mightily and completely in Knightly competition verily and anon, a wonderous means by which your humble subjects may enjoy the fruits of BFC's labors and yet avoid the drudgery of actually exerting the multitudinous toil, trouble and woe known to accompany those who struggle in forlorn hope of winning through a vast and very dangerous military campaign.
God speed, Your Majesty!
Your Humble Servant, mjk.
(Bowing, scraping, throwing alms...)
...and make it right snappy, Kingy!