Joe Shaw Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Mace, Didn't mean to turn this into a guessing game. Sorry. Our friend Germanboy/Andreas. Love, Elvis What ... you mean ... to a PERSON? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Dear Joe, That's exactly what I mean. I'm still puzzled over it myself. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Didn't mean to turn this into a guessing game. Sorry. Our friend Germanboy/Andreas.Damn. I was hoping to be one of the select members of the "I know and you don't" club. Seeing as I apparently P.O.'d him on that other board recently, I'm not sure he would have appreciated me announcing it. And, as I found out through "covert" means, it was not my place to say anything. As it is now out in the open, may all of us offer a hearty "you're screwed, sucker", and a manly slap on the back. Be sure to remove any daggers from your hands (for this one ocassion only). At any rate, we now have a new (at least honorary) Lady of the 'Pool, his bride. May she browbeat him daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Dear rleete, I don't think he was keeping it a secret (I know when I got hitched I was so happy I was signing on every mountaintop) and if he was this thread will be long locked up before he returns from his 3 week honeymoon. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 9, 2005 Author Share Posted September 9, 2005 Andreas getting hitched huh? We'll here's to a long and happy marriage for both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Andreas getting hitched huh? We'll here's to a long and happy marriage for both.No, no. You wish the bride a long and happy marriage. You wish the groom a short life to release him from his misery. Oh. I get it, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSColonel_131st Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Mace, Didn't mean to turn this into a guessing game. Sorry. Our friend Germanboy/Andreas. Love, Elvis What ... you mean ... to a PERSON? Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Noba, You'll keep. Especially if the Weagles fail at this year's grand final. Then you won't know what hit you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *wipes away a bit of evil laugh spittle from the corner of his mouth*..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nyah Nyah. Your lot will ALWAYS be second best. The Mighty West Coast Eagles have already got further than your nancy-boys. We do it all the time. Noba. ps. keep drinking, pull up a chair tonight and watch the Crows belt the beejeessus out of Port... or Port belt the beejeessus out of the Crows. We don't care, as long as the winner ends up like walking wounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: (I know when I got hitched I was so happy I was signing on every mountaintop) Love, Elvis So all the deaf people with binoculars would know...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Dear Boo, Good one, mate. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Boo, Good one, mate. Love, Elvis Don't encourage him. Ignore him and he might go away. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Dayum. Congrats to Andreas, in a "he probably won't bother reading back on this anyway" kind of way. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Boo, Good one, mate. Love, Elvis Don't encourage him. Ignore him and he might go away. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Dear Boo, Does this mean you will contribute to a gift for Andreas? Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ...more hateful and soul-wrenching than could be imagined by Prometheus himself.[peering into the sky, just to check] Liver-wrenching... we could give Andreas... fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Boo, Does this mean you will contribute to a gift for Andreas? Love, Elvis Dear Elvis, I'd be more willing to contribute for a gift to his bride-to-be. I'm thinking something along the lines of a Louisville Slugger. Nail-studded, preferably. Or a Taser. Affectionately, Boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Boo, Does this mean you will contribute to a gift for Andreas? Love, Elvis Dear Elvis, I'd be more willing to contribute for a gift to his bride-to-be. I'm thinking something along the lines of a Louisville Slugger. Nail-studded, preferably. Or a Taser. Affectionately, Boo </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Posted by Boo. Send me a set up. Now. Yaaaawn. Ok. This is how we do it. I'll climb up this here ladder with a gallon can of paint. You come walking past, whistling a tuneless tune, pretending you don't see the ladder. As you go underneath, i'll unleash the paint tin right bang-smack onto your head. That will have passers by in fits of laughter. Noba. ps. Do you want me to take the lid off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Wildman Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Bah,Andreas finds a bride, and Peng's daughters actually have talent. The world's gone to hell in a handbasket I say. Even Berli is looking heavenward at the fortitude poor Germanboy's wife must have to put up with that bespecticuled geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Oh no he's found his way back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Wildman: Bah,Andreas finds a bride, and Peng's daughters actually have talent. The world's gone to hell in a handbasket I say. Even Berli is looking heavenward at the fortitude poor Germanboy's wife must have to put up with that bespecticuled geek. Weren't you my Squire at one point? Explain your absence sirrah or suffer my wrath, if I'm not mistaken you still owe me a PowerPoint with speaker notes on the subject of "Goober Nation Players and PBEM Protocol ... Why Cheating is Not Just Justified But NECESSARY." Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 ... sodding sorority reunions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Posted by Boo. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Send me a set up. Now. Yaaaawn. Ok. This is how we do it. I'll climb up this here ladder with a gallon can of paint. You come walking past, whistling a tuneless tune, pretending you don't see the ladder. As you go underneath, i'll unleash the paint tin right bang-smack onto your head. That will have passers by in fits of laughter. Noba. ps. Do you want me to take the lid off ? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: ... sodding sorority reunions... Aww, I'm sorry, Yeknod... Do the other girls still make fun of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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