Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by SirReal: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: When did we make you a Knight? Were we drunk at the time? Why are not on the website?I don't recall the exact date or time. Which is as it should be, since I was obviously delerious with happiness at the time. You, my liege, were of course stoned out of your head. Literally. I think Hortlund might have done it with some granite blocks. The website in question is a newfangled contraption which I predate. And life events prevented me from properly taunting the slimecovered garbage that flops around our feet, so alas I fell into the great timewaster known as 'life'. Well, known to some of these... people. Those grubworms probably don't recognize the concept. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Of COURSE I don't owe you money. Money is a worldly thing, not fit to be discussed among gentlemen. Or ladies. I shall provide my likeness for inclusion on the electronic bulletin board you have so cunningly fashioned from little tiny tiny teeny weensie bits of electricity. On a not entirely unrelated note: Originally posted by Seanachai: Like the Catholic Church, we never speak of anyone as being an 'Ex' member. The most that is ever said is that they have 'fallen away'. In time, we know that each and every one of them will return.I have returned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 When did we make you a Knight? Were we drunk at the time? Why are you not on the website? Do you owe me money? Joe Hmm, like some drunken sailor the Shavian progentitor seems to have been both loose and prolific in spreading his 'love' around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by jdmorse: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> [/qb]When did we make you a Knight? Were we drunk at the time? Why are you not on the website? Do you owe me money? Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: It must be said though, that the picture I sent to Joe was taken under very poor light conditions… in the right light I’m most appealing to the eye Well... looking at that pasty face, I'd have to suppose that under black light you'd almost glow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 There are some things that make ones hands and soul temor. That man is one Originally posted by SirReal: . </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jdmorse: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> When did we make you a Knight? Were we drunk at the time? Why are you not on the website? Do you owe me money? Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Oh well, time for me to log off for the night. I'll try to improve my attendance record. Promise. I'd forgotten how easily taunted these little invertebraes are. And how much fun it is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by jdmorse: There are some things that make ones hands and soul temor. Temor, temor, temor... (looks through dictionary), temor, temor, temor... Let's see... T. E. M... huh... It's not there. Didn't think so. Mabye it's an anagram... t.e.m.o.r... Ah HAH! Morte! His hands and soul are dying. Swell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by jdmorse: There are some things that make ones hands and soul tremor...and that would be a lawyer. <g> btw you've posted so much in the last 24 hours, I don't think we can afford to pay your fee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jdmorse: There are some things that make ones hands and soul temor. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You're liable to be stoned by the CMx2 crazies for taking him away from his work. Not that any of us would mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You're liable to be stoned by the CMx2 crazies for taking him away from his work. Not that any of us would mind. </font>Well, the Outerboard is ... out there. But it IS odd that Steve hasn't responded to my invitation. Btw, how many freaking halftracks does it take to quell one crummy trenchline? My gawd man, talk about overkill. I suppose suggesting that you actually be a MAN about it and just ATTACK would be out of line. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You're liable to be stoned by the CMx2 crazies for taking him away from his work. Not that any of us would mind. </font>Well, the Outerboard is ... out there. But it IS odd that Steve hasn't responded to my invitation. Btw, how many freaking halftracks does it take to quell one crummy trenchline? My gawd man, talk about overkill. I suppose suggesting that you actually be a MAN about it and just ATTACK would be out of line. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You're liable to be stoned by the CMx2 crazies for taking him away from his work. Not that any of us would mind. </font>Well, the Outerboard is ... out there. But it IS odd that Steve hasn't responded to my invitation. Btw, how many freaking halftracks does it take to quell one crummy trenchline? My gawd man, talk about overkill. I suppose suggesting that you actually be a MAN about it and just ATTACK would be out of line. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: actually I'd never talk to you period. Joe That nicely explains what you just did in that last post. Dimwitted, underwear-for-a-hat insane, and self-contradictory. We'd all expect nothing more from a Justicar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 SirReal your profile is up on the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread Website. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I asked her for another photo without the helmet and she hasn't sent one yet.And she doesn't deserve a Moosehead? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I asked her for another photo without the helmet and she hasn't sent one yet.And she doesn't deserve a Moosehead? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 The Justicar is the anti-Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: Seriously though, the moosehead offers up a close enough likeness of myself. Won't it do? You have antlers? Crikey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by SirReal: blah blah blah I have returned. oh crap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: oh crapI see you still have that disgusting obsessive-compulsive feces-collecting hobby, Hagsnout. As I recall, you were an interesting opponent when not rooting around the rear ankles of moose. Perhaps I'll warm up on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Well, the Outerboard is ... out there. But it IS odd that Steve hasn't responded to my invitation.Odd is one word for it, puzzling is another word for it but saying that this could be part of a conspiracy is BY FAR the most accurate way of putting it! Luckily for the 'Pool I am an expert at solving puzzles (I once completed a 100 piece puzzle… well not completed, BUT I COULD HAVE DONE if I had chosen to… probably) and dear Peng in my fridge, what puzzles we have! I began to notice mysterious events were afoot shortly after Seanachai’s inexplicable failure to become Pope. I then started to take exaggerated notice of any remotely unusual event and tried to connect the discordant pieces of this puzzle… let me give you just A FEW examples of the terrifying evidence I’ve uncovered which potentially could indicate that there is a possibility that we are all mere pawns in the GREATEST CONSPIRACY OF ALL TIME! (Francais-Anglais) Look at this piccy Notice anything missing? Perhaps a certain corporation’s logo? That’s right folks… BFC ALMOST CERTAINLY had nothing to do with the painting! (Dien Bien Phu) Anybody notice these strange critters ? Anybody also noticed that they began to conquer the Earth at ROUGHLY THE SAME TIME as BFC began working on one of the CM games? Anybody also notice their unnerving similarity to Cesspoolers? (Bud) Any of you lot noticed that the weather KEEPS ON changing and that all these old Cesspoolers have re-emerged at ROUGHLY THE SAME TIME and that the Cesspool is responsible for 99.9% of all posts in the CM:SF forum? Shirley I'm not the only one who realises the connection? I therefore urgently call for the immediate creation of the Organised Process Using Stenographers to Determine if Events are Interlinked* ! And may I suggest that the first task of this OPUS DEI be to find me a suitably attractive female sidekick? * (hey don’t smirk… I had to sleep on that). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jdmorse: There are some things that make ones hands and soul temor. Temor, temor, temor... (looks through dictionary), temor, temor, temor... Let's see... T. E. M... huh... It's not there. Didn't think so. Mabye it's an anagram... t.e.m.o.r... Ah HAH! Morte! His hands and soul are dying. Swell! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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