KiloIndiaAlpha Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Originally posted by Dirtweasle: ...and the ghost of 'lectricity howls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiloIndiaAlpha Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Tonight I collected 17 prime numbers from the ceiling, extracted their juice and drank it. I revelled in the numbness on my tongue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Isn't it time we sent that Dr. Loopy to Coventry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Originally posted by KiloIndiaAlpha: Tonight I collected 17 prime numbers from the ceiling, extracted their juice and drank it. I revelled in the numbness on my tongue. Shut up now please your words hurt my brain I've counted to 59 in primes and its going to leave a stain See, One Two Three Five are easy and fine but 7/11s were no place to dine 13 to 31 tasted kind of like coke 37 to 59 damn near gave me a stroke this poem is cess-art and it isn't a fib the only thing prime worth eating is rib (am I a fecking poet or wat?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiloIndiaAlpha Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 A darkness in the weather of the eye Is half its light; the fathomed sea Breaks on unangled land. The seed that makes a forest of the loin Forks half its fruit; and half drops down, Slow in a sleeping wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Sometimes I think that the only reason I get out of bed in the morning is to see what insults have been flung at me.Here's one from God. First four letter word of the season is in the forecast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Originally posted by KiloIndiaAlpha: What's this thread about? Sierra Oscar Delta Oscar Fox Fox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Originally posted by KiloIndiaAlpha: A darkness in the weather of the eye Is half its light; the fathomed sea Breaks on unangled land. The seed that makes a forest of the loin Forks half its fruit; and half drops down, Slow in a sleeping wind. You're not suppose to post about your squishy fruit! Pillock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Where am I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Sometimes I think that the only reason I get out of bed in the morning is to see what insults have been flung at me.Here's one from God. First four letter word of the season is in the forecast. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Remind me again, why did I move to Minnesota? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Remind me again, why did I move to Minnesota? Because it's so much like Canada? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 This KillAnApe fella's got no email addy. Where the hell is Joe to lay down the law? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: Where am I? In an extentionalistic, metaphysical sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 But, more important, WHO am i? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vskalex Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: But, more important, WHO am i? You are number six. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Remind me again, why did I move to Minnesota? Because it's so much like Canada? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: We may decide to give it SOME kind of distinction, but only after we make it the 51st state. It won't happen in my lifetime. Er.. let me rephrase that, Over my dead body. (or so that the NRA members can understand) You can have my country when you pry it from my cold dead fingers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by J Ruddy: You can have my country when you pry it from my cold dead fingers... We can arrange that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Ode to Kicking Seanachai in the Pancreas Kick kick kick Kick kick kick kick, Kick kick Kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick Kick kick kick kick kick Kick kick kick kick kick kick Kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick Kick kick kick, Kick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I like to go just like the rest I like my sugar sweet But jumping queues and makin' haste Just ain't my cup of meat Everyone's beneath the trees Feedin' pigeons on a limb But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here All the pigeons gonna run to him. And don't you forget it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 My, My, My, how the mighty have fallen, are we truly reduced to discussions of Lars' leg hair and stripper poles inserted into the colon's of those missing vital chromosomes? So, being stuck here in a tent, smelling 7 other guys sweaty socks, makes one think of the cess pool, and especially Joe Shaw. Although I do recall hearing that Dalem is rumored to sneak into the boys locker room at the local middle school and fondle certain sweaty undergarments as his breath comes faster and faster. Andreas, congratulations, may you have a blessed and fruitful union. Speaking of fruityness... OGSF, yon gibberish spouting kilt sniffer, you are no more coherent from the other side of the world than you were from home, now STAND STILL LADDIE, don't you have a warp engine to fix or sumfink? I used to feel a mild distaste for Australians, but after actually meeting some of them over here, They aren't half bad. Three quarters actually. And they do have a bit of an odor don't they? Ladies of the pool, good day. Seriously, thanks for the good wishes, we are keeping our heads down as well as possible, unfortunately, we have taken our first casualties. Two warriors who will be sorely missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I used to feel a mild distaste for Australians, but after actually meeting some of them over here, They aren't half bad. Three quarters actually.That's OK. That's a quarter more than we credit you lot. Seriously, thanks for the good wishes, we are keeping our heads down as well as possible, Always remember when you're hugging dirt, not to stick your bum in the air. Also, tag whatever you can with 'Mother Beautiful Thread' or 'MBT'.....there's always room for a bit of marketing. unfortunately, we have taken our first casualties. Two warriors who will be sorely missed. Sorry to hear that. You ('specially you) and your lot of blokes take care, and return home safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by vskalex: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: But, more important, WHO am i? You are number six. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I am soo drunk right now.. ANd I think Im falling in love with a clients daughter... crap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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