Stuka Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I Challenge each and every one of you useless pillocks to an Exchange of Insults! Oh yeah.... you and who's army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Silly little Gnome Everybody likes him...which drives him crazy. Always trying in vane to get the ultimate insult. Never gets his mortal enemy stalker. Alcohol in excess is bad for Gnomes. Cannabis in excess is bad for Gnomes. Hallucinogens are bad for Gnomes. Able to continue typing after imbibing in all three. Intoxicated by Dalem's versifications... (...Though Dalem tells Seanachai it is the rum, and the Gnome is too intoxicated to know the difference.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'd make mock with the fact that I've run over things that were more erudite than you, but that would belittle the memory of the various gophers, porcupines and skunks that were so mentally and physically incompetent that even my best efforts to dodge them weren't enough. Did you really run over a porcupine? That is sad! What did it do to your tires? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Seanachai I applaud your effort to impose anarchy here in the CessPool. A little life around here would be a good thing and torches and bands of rampaging peasants would certainly liven things up. I'm FOR it Seanachai and to show my willingness to step up to the plate I've prepared a few rules to make sure the anarchy runs smoothly. 99) Torches shall be no more than 36 inches in length and shall be equipped with an automatic shutoff in the event of catastrophic combustion. [^) Only Seniour Knights of the CessPool will be permitted to riot after 11:00 PM Minnesota time, thought Squires of same may assist by carrying the torch and/or the Seniour Knight. }}}} The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread will coordinate and organize all riots and demonstrations and only Justicariate approved placards may be carried. There'll be more coming, Seanachai ... splendid idea lad, really splendid. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I Challenge each and every one of you useless pillocks to an Exchange of Insults! Insult you, Seanachai? No, no... no. I don't think so. It's something you feed on. Something that fluffs up your tail and makes your coat all glossy and full. And I don't think that it's something I wish to be part of. It's always more fun to insult someone like Joe. To paraphrase Ellen Glasgow : "He knows so little and knows it so fluently." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Zing een lied. One for the ladies In the high pitched voice: My life is brilliant Mine of the spear I saw an angel The am sure Just got me on the subway She was a modem and But I will go to sleep on that Because I have a plan You’re beautiful European for full, it’s true A sign your face crowded place And I don’t know what to do Because I will never be with you You should cut my time As we walked on by She could see from my face that I was For King High And I don’t think I’ll see her again But they share the moment that well as fill the end You are beautiful Your beautiful It’s true and I saw your face in a crowded place And I don’t know what to do The summit will be with you You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful little You’re beautiful it’s true There must be an angel with a smile face But it’s time to face the truth I will never be with you </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 No I was just playing with the speech recognition program. It still has some flaws. You like that song? I'm a bit of a softie, but I don't like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: It still has some flaws. I'd never have guessed... *wink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Patchy: Did you really run over a porcupine? That is sad! What did it do to your tires? Got them wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Seanachai I applaud your effort to impose anarchy here in the CessPool. A little life around here would be a good thing and torches and bands of rampaging peasants would certainly liven things up. I'm FOR it Seanachai and to show my willingness to step up to the plate I've prepared a few rules to make sure the anarchy runs smoothly. 99) Torches shall be no more than 36 inches in length and shall be equipped with an automatic shutoff in the event of catastrophic combustion. [^) Only Seniour Knights of the CessPool will be permitted to riot after 11:00 PM Minnesota time, thought Squires of same may assist by carrying the torch and/or the Seniour Knight. }}}} The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread will coordinate and organize all riots and demonstrations and only Justicariate approved placards may be carried. There'll be more coming, Seanachai ... splendid idea lad, really splendid. Joe You, sirrah, are a cad! A cad and a boob! A cad and a colossal, Grade A Prime Boob even! A cad, a boob and a charlatan! Not only are you ridiculously missing the point of "anarchy" by imposing RULES for it. Rules, by the way, which will be completely and utterly dismissed for the nonsense they are - as are all your other paltry little rules. I laugh at your rules. Ha! Haha! Hahaha haha ha ha haahaha! But also, you are offensive and vile to support dear Seanapoochie's anarchy when you condemned ME for trying to help ease your burdens oh so many moons ago. What a hypocrite! I, sirrah, am highly offended! Not that *you* would care. *hmph* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 tee hee, you said 'boob'... *giggle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I Challenge each and every one of you useless pillocks to an Exchange of Insults! You Sir, are a roight ruddy ‘know it all’ buggar and you get me all jipped up good & proper… not as much as that v42blow fellow though. My word he gets the wind up me… I cannot even think of a real reason why. I mean sure he’s ‘ass backward’ and all but then aren’t most of us? I don’t know, it’s as if he’s lacking in ‘something’… brains obviously of course… but then again, most of you have a doggy bag of lobotomised, rotting grey goo stored in your fridges which somehow must provide ‘character’ to your otherwise rotting corpses (except Boo I believe Rose got mixed up at one time & used the doggy bag contents for a stew)… but in v42blows case I doubt he has a doggy bag or a fridge… most likely the grey rotting ****ty remains of his skull are just wrapped up in cellophane & kept outside on a cold night. But although brains are certainly what v42blow lack they are not the ‘something’ that drives me up the fecking wall every time I see him make some mundane comment here in this bootiful place… oh & by Peng when we're talking mundane & v42blow we’re talking a ‘Nidan1 & Joe Shaw gently discuss quoting techniques & editing etiquette’ level of mundane... if not worse. Dear Peng that’s to 'look forward too' IF he even posts… I mean I completely despise his very existence (literally worrying if the air molecules I am breathing in now have once been inside or even a part of 42vblowhard) and yet even I find his posts to be to irregular… it’s like he’s not ‘bothered’ about this bootiful place! I say… feck off if you can’t be 'bothered' Who knows, perhaps that’s why I continue to hate him so? His very absence allows me to imaginatively create attributes he clearly does not possess… I can create a ‘proper nemesis fit for me’ rather than have the piss poor reality rubbed into my face too often … and that serf that he’s got prime nochte on… that serf jiggly gungun is in here constantly (a bit of a worry really)… how can a serf learn anything (and dear Peng don’t jiggly need some teaching!!!) if the ‘master of sorts’ ain’t ever here? … but my real worry about v42blow is that he just hasn’t got what it takes ("it takes all sorts" me' Dad once said, but surely he’d never met v42?)… I suspect that the poor mite is outclassed, out of his league, out on a limb & well just plain out… he’s an endlessly confused & lost waffler… dear Peng he’s Abbot without the (few) good points!!! I can just imagine it… say I received news that my kidneys had failed… Would v42blow offer to give me his kidney just so he can continue to torture me for longer? Would he drink to my health (at least that’s what he’d call it)? Dear Peng, would he even send me a get well card that ‘got lost in the post’? … on some level I doubt it. And in the end what does that say about me? What if I cannot find a proper nemesis here, in this place? What if all I can find is just a bunch of Oddstralians who should’ve been strangled at birth and Joe Shaw … I mean Joe fecking Shaw for Peng’s sake!!! … I’m sure I’ve forgotten something… ... oh yeah, Seanachai you’re a roight sod & all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Lots of yack yack yackity yack and then..... I’m sure I’ve forgotten something… ... To take your meds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Patchy: Silly little Gnome Everybody likes him...which drives him crazy. Always trying in vane to get the ultimate insult. Never gets his mortal enemy stalker. Alcohol in excess is bad for Gnomes. Cannabis in excess is bad for Gnomes. Hallucinogens are bad for Gnomes. Able to continue typing after imbibing in all three. Intoxicated by Dalem's versifications... (...Though Dalem tells Seanachai it is the rum, and the Gnome is too intoxicated to know the difference.) Are smart, creative women allowed in here? Don't they make the rest of you sods feel inadequate or something? I ask as part of a sociological research project I am conducting called Life Beneath the Bridge. It has footnotes and everything. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...I've prepared a few rules to make sure the anarchy runs smoothly.You might look up 'antinomy' some time, Joe. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 "jiggly gungun"? Come on, even the Justicar did better with my name than that. "juan_gigante"... it's a name with almost unlimited potential for humorous mangling, and you come up with "jiggly gungun"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I am listening to some In Extremo disk that Seanachai made me like months ago. They seem to be very German and very gutteral. I can only imagine the numbers of umlauts injured in the making of this CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Don't they make the rest of you sods feel inadequate or something?Actually when I compare myself to you I feel very superior. btw no turns until I get my real PC back, which I think has suffered some sort of HDD failure or somefink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Damn it, I'm having trouble getting this torch lit... Is that a metaphor for a favorite pastime that hasn't been successful...nudge nudge wink wink? Yes yes I know my mind's always in the gutter, but at least I'm on my back looking at the stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Don't they make the rest of you sods feel inadequate or something?Actually when I compare myself to you I feel very superior.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Don't they make the rest of you sods feel inadequate or something?Actually when I compare myself to you I feel very superior.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 You know, its a very special day when after 5 1/2 years with a company the day dawns that you get to walk into your bosses office and pull the pin on the whole shebang. Thats right kiddies, come december 30, your old Unca Stukey is gainfully unemployed! "Oh whatever exciting adventures does your life now hold for you Unca Stukey" I hear you cry. Well gather round the hearth little ones and hear my words..... "BUGGER ORF! NONE OF YER FREEK'IN BUSINESS!!" hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: You know, its a very special day when after 5 1/2 years with a company the day dawns that you get to walk into your bosses office and pull the pin on the whole shebang.Somebody call Security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: You know, its a very special day when after 5 1/2 years with a company the day dawns that you get to walk into your bosses office and pull the pin on the whole shebang. Thats right kiddies, come december 30, your old Unca Stukey is gainfully unemployed! "Oh whatever exciting adventures does your life now hold for you Unca Stukey" I hear you cry. Well gather round the hearth little ones and hear my words..... "BUGGER ORF! NONE OF YER FREEK'IN BUSINESS!!" hehe But... but... this means they'll have to hire someone with your particular skills to replace you... (OK, I'm leaving this open for any of you to throw in a punchline. That's how nice a guy I am.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Here is one of the more likely candidates...lining up for Stuka's old job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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