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Pretty little baby

How come you never come around?

Pretty little baby

How come you never come around?

I sent you all them pretty flowers

Now you’re nowhere to be found

I call you up at midnight sometimes I must admit

And when I find you’re not at home

My head heats up like a furnace

My heart grows colder than a stone

So what’s the good of all this money I got

If every night I’m left here all alone?

It’s a gun that I need

Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame

I ain’t ashamed of nothing

Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame

I don’t know what you're talking about

All right let’s talk a little business

You know what I’m saying

A man of my experience of life

Don’t expect a beautiful young woman like yourself

To come on over here every day

And have some old dude banging on her like a gypsy on a tambourine

That’s not what we're talking about

That’s not what we're talking about

That’s not what we're talking about

But I will say this

I’ve been all over the world

I’ve seen some wonderful things

I haven’t been well lately

I have no one to share my plans, my dreams

My hopes and my schemes, my…

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You could be right

I’ve sunk pretty low this time

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These are truly desperate times

Saw your little sandals baby

Out behind the wishing well

Down here in the cool depths of the Quarter

Where the rich folk dwell

And I pictured you in diamonds, satins and pearls

Come on back to Daddy

Daddy miss his little baby girl

Now, my father, he was an angry man

You cross him he made you pay

I myself,am no longer an angry man

Don’t make me beg you

Don’t make me beg

Do you know what if feels like

To wake up in the morning

Have every joint in your body aching, God damn it?

Do you know what it feels like

To have to get up in the middle of the night and sit down to take a piss?

You do know?

So you say

I have my doubts, Missy

Do you know what it feels like

To have to beg a little bum like you for love?

God damn it you little bitch, I’d kill you if I didn’t love you so much

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Shut up

Forgive me

My unfocused words

I was flying blind

I lost my mind (Shame Shame Shame)

If you could find it in your heart, if you got one

To forgive me

I'd be ever so grateful (Shame Shame Shame)

Will you stop that please (Shame Shame Shame)

Will you stop that please I’m trying to talk to someone (Shame)

Thank you

You know, I have a Lexus now

I don’t get out much

You know what I’m saying

Come on home

Love

Alice

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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

No, I don't normally watch those girly-girl channels like "Lifetime", "Oxygen" or "Hallmark".

I like channels where stuff blows up.

I do like watching that fashion "don't" show with the chick with the big nose - she is smokey-hot.

And since before your sun burned hot in space, I have awaited...

Something intelligent to come from Boo's keyboard. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Thanks for the Randy Newman, haven't seen that one in a while.

What the hell is this, Music Appreciation 101?

My Gawd you're pathetic.

Joe

p.s. Have I mentioned that your name is dumb? </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Thanks for the Randy Newman, haven't seen that one in a while.

What the hell is this, Music Appreciation 101?

My Gawd you're pathetic.

Joe

p.s. Have I mentioned that your name is dumb? </font>

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Originally posted by Patchy:

I think the Justicar did it in the Conservatory with Nidan1... :eek:

So let's see ... we know WHO did it (ME apparently, if Patch can be trusted) and we know WHERE it was done (the Conservatory ... although, as a good Liberal I don't think I'd do ANYTHING in the Conservatory) so by definition the WEAPON must have been Nidan1.

It doesn't explain, however, HOW that weapon was used ... I like to think I strapped him to the muzzle of a 12 pounder and pulled the lanyard.

Joe

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

There is only one Nidan1.

And don't think we're not all pleased as punch for that.
That's ironic, as we usually go to you for less information.

But be that as it may, I just wanted to say that today is my charming wife, Rose's birthday and later on, we will be wining and dining at an excellent restaurant... and you won't.

Well, you MAY, but it won't be with us and for that, I am exceedingly grateful.

Now what did I do with those Chucky Cheese coupons...

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Originally posted by Mace:

in that case:

I ope ya chooks tern intew eemewes and kik ya bloodee dunee door doen.

Now back to the unanswered chuckup cheese question.

You are such a dweeb ... there's this thing called the Internet ... you should try it sometime to ANSWER YOUR OWN STUPID QUESTIONS!

Chuck E Cheese ... where a kid can be a kid

Joe

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