Lars Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Treeburst155: Treeburst155, Squire to Senior Knight More-Arty, Defender of Lost Causes (me, Roxy, Stephanie, Maryanne, Imelda, Kathryn, Catherine, Katrina, Kathleen, Cathy, and Kathy}Nice to see you have that multiple personalities thing licked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 We must save them so we can collect taxes from them. We need more Vodka, you idjit!! Are you gonna pay for it?! Treeburst155 out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Anyone care to loan me the readies for the preorder? I have a bit of a cash flow crisis this month. I can pay you back on the 15th. (Honest I will) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: In the immortal words of Firesign Theatre, Papa, "We have nothing to fear...but Me.".... and Pimp Hats. Pimp Hats definately scare the bejezuz outta me. That and the thought of watching any of you pillocks eat a baked potato in public. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 I don't eat baked potatoes in public, instead i attach them to the hood of my car in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I don't eat baked potatoes in public, instead i attach them to the hood of my car in public.This was, for you... I don't know what this was. A sign of better times? A new level of weirdness (and, frankly, no one loves weirdness more than myself)? We'll take it as a very strange sign of 'growth'. Or perhaps, just nothing. But I, the eternal optimist, see the scene as 'mostly weird', rather than 'mostly normal'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: ... But I, the eternal optimist, see the scene as 'mostly weird', rather than 'mostly normal'.That's great, SomeNachos, just great. Very sporting of you. Now how about being 'mostly not such a sodding dolt' and sending me a fecking turn, eh? Panzer Armee Khann has been trapped atop that bloody hill, under continual bombardment, for what seems like weeks now with no progress. Are they to spend eternity beneath the splintering pines? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I don't eat baked potatoes in public, instead i attach them to the hood of my car in public.Mr Potatoe Head. You spelled "potato" wrong. According to Snoozeachai ... AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 After countless days trolling the 'Net, I finally found a luvly "postcard" for my fave GnomeDome that will warm his cockles.... *INCOMING!!!!!* AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: After countless days trolling the 'Net, I finally found a luvly "postcard" for my fave GnomeDome that will warm his cockles.... *INCOMING!!!!!* AJYou awful little Australian pillock. Did I ask you for yet another 'ooh, look, I'm almost completely drunk and more than half daft, but I can, just before pissing my own pants, locate a website that will allow me, even while covered with urine (miscalculated again), to send an 'email postard' to Seanachai'?!! Well, did I?!! No!, you poor, buggered up excuse for a marsupial tree shrew. What I asked for, stated several times, and ACTUALLY SODDING REQUIRE, YOU LACKWITTED CLOT OF UNPROCESSED, FIBROUS INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE, IS A GODDAMN POSTCARD (VIA 'REGULAR MAIL') OR LETTER (ALSO VIA 'REGULAR MAIL', YOU F'ING IDJIT), THAT DETAILS, IN A FULL AND POETICAL MANNER, YOUR HATERED OF ME!! Jesus Christ On a Crutch, and Attempting to Perform 'Riverdance', but you're a dim bastard. Be a good lad, and post a link to my original request, and attempt to post there in a manner befitting a Knight of the Cesspool, and encourage the rest of the Heathens to send me their messages of hate. My gods, but you're dim sometimes, for an Australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Treeburst155: After having spent an entire afternoon agonizing over the root causes of the problems endured by civilized man, I have come to the conclusion that the only real problem is civilization itself. The one ray of hope for the civilized world is for it to get Penged about the head and shoulders until it is forced to wallow in the fetid Cesspool. Only in the CessPool is there sufficient treachery, evil, and hatred to save civilized man. So,go forth into all the world, you Knights and Squires of Peng! Take all the hatred and evil you can carry, for it will be a long crusade. Subdue the civilized world. Drag it back in chains for The Great Pengquisition. For the good of the world we must stretch civilization upon the rack, that it might smell the hope that lies in The Pool. Oh, and worry not about your womenfolk while you are away. I will remain here to care for them. Treeburst155, Squire to Senior Knight More-Arty, Defender of Lost Causes (me, Roxy, Stephanie, Maryanne, Imelda, Kathryn, Catherine, Katrina, Kathleen, Cathy, and Kathy}Remember how peacful it was around here when he was banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Abbott: Remember how peacful it was around here when he was banned?Actually, not for us. Have you ever received his 'A Modest Proposal For Organizing the Cesspool'? 150 pages of the most disturbing, detailed, long-winded (and this from me) lunacy ever to bubble to the surface of the 'Pool. After receiving his 'offer' to monitor and 'take control of' every function, be it emotional, physical, or intellectual, of every single Cesspooler, even Berli, for whom the triumph of Hell over Heaven is paramount, and to whom control is second nature, had to send me an email saying: Is that bastard high? Believe me, the Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread went to church and lit a candle (even Berli, who knows that it is bettter to rule in Hell, and to do so without 24 email pages of 'addendums' to 'what we can do to make the Thread better' from Treeburst), when Treeburst was reinstated on the Outer Boards. God save us all, from high-minded fools, and organizational lunatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: After countless days trolling the 'Net, I finally found a luvly "postcard" for my fave GnomeDome that will warm his cockles.... *INCOMING!!!!!* AJYou awful little Australian pillock. Did I ask you for yet another 'ooh, look, I'm almost completely drunk and more than half daft, but I can, just before pissing my own pants, locate a website that will allow me, even while covered with urine (miscalculated again), to send an 'email postard' to Seanachai'?!! Well, did I?!! No!, you poor, buggered up excuse for a marsupial tree shrew. What I asked for, stated several times, and ACTUALLY SODDING REQUIRE, YOU LACKWITTED CLOT OF UNPROCESSED, FIBROUS INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE, IS A GODDAMN POSTCARD (VIA 'REGULAR MAIL') OR LETTER (ALSO VIA 'REGULAR MAIL', YOU F'ING IDJIT), THAT DETAILS, IN A FULL AND POETICAL MANNER, YOUR HATERED OF ME!! Jesus Christ On a Crutch, and Attempting to Perform 'Riverdance', but you're a dim bastard. Be a good lad, and post a link to my original request, and attempt to post there in a manner befitting a Knight of the Cesspool, and encourage the rest of the Heathens to send me their messages of hate. My gods, but you're dim sometimes, for an Australian.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 ATTENTION!! The following scumbags are useless, file-misplacing, turn-owing surrender-monkeys and not to be trusted with Peng's car keys: OGSF MACE Simon Elwin ..tap, tap Part Deux...... AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Ausie Jeff, could you please shut up for five minutes and go buy that jobless bum Stuka a copy of the game? Maybe round up a few more of your pommie whinger friends, I'm sure all together you can get the AUS dollar equivalent of $45 US (approx. $2,700) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Hmm, it appears the BTS has decided to punish the English tossers in this thread by publishing the game in the UK on October 4th (2 days before my niece's birthday, that must be significant somehow). Now, any suggestions for a release date to punish the Aussie twats even more? I vote for February 29th, that'll spank them. Now if only the game was more than an expansion pack, or the demo did not suck so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Show your favorite Gnome how much you really love him...please send him a postcard or letter. We Love the Gnome Support the ÜberGnome! Send all postcards and letters to: Seanachai 3841 Grand Ave. So. #1 Minneapolis, MN 55409 Persephone [ September 10, 2002, 08:16 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Posted by the strange looking one.... Hmm, it appears the BTS has decided to punish the English tossers in this thread by publishing the game in the UK on October 4th (2 days before my niece's birthday, that must be significant somehow). Now, any suggestions for a release date to punish the Aussie twats even more? You can bite yourself. The first order was from an Australian , kind of sets the stage. They will obviously send to the rest of us first. Noba. ps. I will be in London in January. Anyone who wants me to "FIX" Andreas for them. Send me your payments in small notes...US currency only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: ps. I will be in London in January. Remember to bring your pet passport. The rabid likes of you are being quarantined for six months otherwise. Please tell me you are not coming to work for our organisation, like all the other Koalashaggers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 dalem relaxing around the house, far from the prying eyes of his cranky neighbor, feels comfortable just throwing on any old thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: dalem relaxing around the prying eyes of his cranky neighbor.I told you, it just works for him. SSN Hint Of The Day: Help fools part with their money. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Speaking of twats, I suggest a cesspool poll with the following questions: Is the Andreas or original Germanboy persona more arrogant, bitter and japanese looking? and... If he wasn't such a good map maker, how many people who attended the CMBB prieview at his place were actually planning to attend in order to beat Andreas to death with a copy of the Skeptical Environmnetalist? Edited to give him just another reason to berate me. [ September 10, 2002, 09:57 AM: Message edited by: Goanna ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Goanna: If he wasn't such a good map maker, how many people who attended the CMBB prieview at his place were actually planning to attend in order to beat Andreas to death with a copy of the Skeptical Environmnetalist? This is a false premise. I played against Geier in one of his so-called "scenarios". The old carrion eater did gamey things such as having Fallhamsters and keeping a tactical reserve, and he actually managed to beat me. Ergo, it was the map's (and hence the mapmaker's) fault. QED Edited to give him just another reason to berate me.He (or any of us) needs another reason? [ September 10, 2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Hakko Ichiu ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: He (or any of us) needs another reason?You got the emphasis wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: He (or any of us) needs another reason?You got the emphasis wrong.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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