rleete Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Somethimes you have to experience deep pain if you want to go for the big laughs.I hope she left marks. Deep, scarred-for-life marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 stumble...fall........ as I look up with one bleary red-eye I see that far too many of you dorks have far too much time on your hands!! How can you be out there properly playing the game if you're in here all the time giving each other such a nice time?? Not that I care - I've got more games to play and I'm sure you'er as happy not to be seeing me as I am not to be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 12, 2002 Author Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: "How Lars Lost A Certain Victory And Won A Miserable Draw".What Sir Flaming Idiot so artfully fails to mention is his use of flamethrowers. Turn 1 was like a primer for the budding arsonist (I imagine AJ was sitting in front of the screen doing what arsonist do when they light up. Ladies, close your eyes or ask Iskander the gory details). His own stupidity in forgetting to set the weather to dry to match that horrid desert mod. His use of barbed wire to deny any non-burning route of advance except straight into the teeth of his defenders. His gamey buys of 20mm Flak, Pupchens and SMG squads. His further stupidity in failing to buy mines (might as well go all the gamey way, AJ). In fact that it was only due to his somehow remembering to set the number of turns to 25 that saved his rear end. All his disgracefully led troops were on the run or were trying to get their hands out of their pockets and stick them in the air. See all those American flags in his piccy? One or two more turns and the rest would have been in the grasp of my good old REGULAR corn fed lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by R_Leete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Somethimes you have to experience deep pain if you want to go for the big laughs.I hope she left marks. Deep, scarred-for-life marks.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [Well, I tried to hit back, but she's a lot harder than I am.Big relevation there. Heck, even Seanachai has dirty looks that are harder than you. French troops scorn your softness. Iskander brand fruit...well, squishy only compared to you. Maybe you can ask Joe for a pill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by R_Leete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [Well, I tried to hit back, but she's a lot harder than I am.Big relevation there. Heck, even Seanachai has dirty looks that are harder than you. French troops scorn your softness. Iskander brand fruit...well, squishy only compared to you. Maybe you can ask Joe for a pill?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Have I not previously mentioned the Ubergaminess of Gamiejeff? (The TRP in your setup zone placing, crew rushing, zook team on jeep using, SMG squad buying, own scenario playing Git from the west) Not that I'm bitter or anyfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: Have I not previously mentioned the Ubergaminess of Gamiejeff? (The TRP in your setup zone placing, crew rushing, zook team on jeep using, SMG squad buying, own scenario playing Git from the west) Not that I'm bitter or anyfink.*BLUSH* Oooh! All this flattery from one's peers! {or is that "pervs"?}. Let's just call the phenomenon inventive lateral thinking. I'm sure my namesake Einstein would have employed the same quarkiness. AJ [ September 12, 2002, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Up we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Up where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: Up where?Up here!! AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Up where? Anywhere but here. Wasn't there a rule about AussieJeff and the "Dribble-meter"...? I'm sure he has gone Waaaay over the limit. Perhaps we could get Joe-who-owes-turns to shut him up or somefink. Noba. ps. AJ you owe me a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 See........!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 ...now look wot you've made me go and do, NOBA!! I've split me posts roight down the middle... AJ PS: Joe-Shaw-owes-me-a-turn-too-so-wot's-new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: {dribbles......} ps. AJ you owe me a turn.Sorry, maaate, but the boobs on YOU!! I just RESENT turns #119 and #3029. Stop faking it and HOP TO IT, solder or it's KP for YOU!! Sir AJ "Keepin' Tha Bastaaards Honest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: it's KP for YOU!! Kiss PanzerLeader ?' Don't even joke about such a thing. GamieJeff, you are just so, well, gamey. [ September 12, 2002, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Sorry, maaate, but the boobs on YOU!!Hey, that sounds like fun! Do we get to choose whoes though? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by R_Leete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [Well, I tried to hit back, but she's a lot harder than I am.Big relevation there. Heck, even Seanachai has dirty looks that are harder than you. French troops scorn your softness. Iskander brand fruit...well, squishy only compared to you. Maybe you can ask Joe for a pill?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 And how many do we get to choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 On the subject of GamieJeff, I have just sent back a turn where I was tabbed onto a certain unit, then when the move was returned, I was somehow tabbed onto an entirely different unit. I'm sure I've never seen this before. Is this evidence to the gamieness of GamieJeff? Or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 yeh..yeh...whatever Stukes. Can we get back on the subject of boobs? Perhaps we should call for the stenographers? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Perhaps we should call for the stenographers? Mace...didn't you mean sheep? Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I said Perhaps we should call for the stenographers? Mace...didn't you mean sheep?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 OK, Aussie Gits, it's morning here in America the Beautifullest, Proudest, Smack-Downiest of All, so please return to your little not-quite-a-continent island now. We'll take over from here, but thanks for keepin' 'er goin' for us over night, hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: so please return to your little not-quite-a-continent island now. We'll take over from here, but thanks for keepin' 'er goin' for us over night, hey!Sorry, beer keg hasn't been drained yet. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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