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[dalem]

Originally posted by dalem:

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</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

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dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[Lars]

Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[dalem]

Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[Lars]

Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[Speedy]

If you two make me scroll sideways I will cry.

[Marlow]

Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

No, my guess would be the State Puff Marshmellow Man.

It's Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man you pillock!

Persephone</font>

[Papa Khann]

Originally posted by dalem:

Because the first time you hit "quote" instead of "edit", it's kind of embarrassing.

dalem, some of us have learned to pause and shudder think before blindly lashing out at our mouse buttons. I realize this is a foreign concept for you. Maybe you could try some form of Pavlovian training?

Papa

[dalem]

Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[Panzer Leader]

Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

YK2 I remember it well when I was but a squire, crying in the corner. You came to me like an angel, told me it'd be awright and made the other stop picking on me. (Of course, as soon as you left, out came the bricks, but that's a different story...)

So, I speak with an enduring adoration. Also, if you will remember it was Pawbroon who took me first to squire, so I thought of you as a sister (OK, more like that hot second cousin you're always afraid to be caught staring at -- but that too is a different story).

Anyhow, I wan to say that you shouldn't be too mad at Papa Khann. He is old, and lived alone for many years in the woods. It is hard for someone like him to understand those finer things in life, like civility and manners, and forks and shoes. I say you just back away slowly (no! don't feed him!) and in a few months he will be wagging at your ankles, eager at any chance to pick fleas out of your hair.

As for me, I'm always up for a good grooming!

Stop with the quote-nesting already.

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Marlow:

Do you really need me to come and smack you around again?

I'll give you...(checks pants pockets, looks in desk drawer, flips open wallet (obligatory moth flies out), check in seat cushions on couch (Chesterfield for any Cannuckians out there)...a whole four dollars and forty-six cents if you pummel him senseless.

[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by Croda:

Who the hell stole my CessPool?

How I long for the days of good old fashioned Gay Porn

Glad you finaly decided to admit it to everyone. Good for you!

[MrSpkr]

dalem-you-pillock (Hey! That has a ring to it too, not as good as Mike-You-Idiot but still . . . dalem-you-pillock . . . dalem-you-pillock . . . Nope, not as good. Oh well, there is always Mike-You-Idiot.)

dalem-you-pillock, stop quoting so much. Yes, yes, I know it annoys Mouse and I'm generally in favor of ANYTHING that annoys Mouse and which might have the slightest possibility of driving him away, BUT this also annoys Berlichtingen, and you know how grumpy he can get.

Sheesh, he might get so bad that Seanachai thinks we all need a jolly sing-song to pick us up and THEN where would we be?

Steve

[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by MrSpkr:

dalem-you-pillock (Hey! That has a ring to it too, not as good as Mike-You-Idiot but still . . . dalem-you-pillock . . . dalem-you-pillock . . . Nope, not as good. Oh well, there is always Mike-You-Idiot.)

dalem-you-pillock, stop quoting so much. Yes, yes, I know it annoys Mouse and I'm generally in favor of ANYTHING that annoys Mouse and which might have the slightest possibility of driving him away, BUT this also annoys Berlichtingen, and you know how grumpy he can get.

Sheesh, he might get so bad that Seanachai thinks we all need a jolly sing-song to pick us up and THEN where would we be?

Steve

Somewhere else.

[imported_Hiram Sedai]

Originally posted by Croda:

Who the hell stole my CessPool?

Croda!! You are a drippy chancre sore on my sense of reality. I had hoped you retired from this mortal coil, yet you slink back in with your tail between your legs and have not sent me a turn since the Bard was a street corner mime. Know that my boundless disdain for you still burns within and would like nothing more than to pummel you senselessly, revive you, tie you to a tree, and then continue pummeling you. But I require that you send me a motherlovin turn first. You have to send me that turn. Do it. Do it now!!

It figures that Meeks would be out there and you would be in here selling your wares. I see that you two are still joined at the hip. You could ask him for some tips so I don’t beat you like a mangy mutt again. This PBEM wasn’t made by you, so you might have a chance, however small, to maybe get a draw against me. But then again, there may be a small chance that you could go to work just once without people laughing at your obvious deformity and massive skull. Watch those doorways, Mister Poopyhead.

I hope that while you were reading this, you were dusting off your computer and stopped breast feeding the little monsters. We all knew you could lactate but did not discuss it before because it’s kind of creepy. Send a turn now so I may continue whoopin up on your sorry behind you Stank Crack Ho.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

No, it was....now only if the Pillsbury Doughboy can join it,and no i'm not reffering to you Seanahcai .

Rob/1? Is that you, lad?

[Geier]

Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Geier:

There is no Sanity Clause.

Thanks Geier, you've ruined my whole day!

</font>

[Croda]

Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda:

Who the hell stole my CessPool?

How I long for the days of good old fashioned Gay Porn

Glad you finaly decided to admit it to everyone. Good for you!</font>

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

YK2 I remember it well when I was but a squire, crying in the corner. You came to me like an angel, told me it'd be awright and made the other stop picking on me. (Of course, as soon as you left, out came the bricks, but that's a different story...)

So, I speak with an enduring adoration. Also, if you will remember it was Pawbroon who took me first to squire, so I thought of you as a sister (OK, more like that hot second cousin you're always afraid to be caught staring at -- but that too is a different story).

Anyhow, I wan to say that you shouldn't be too mad at Papa Khann. He is old, and lived alone for many years in the woods. It is hard for someone like him to understand those finer things in life, like civility and manners, and forks and shoes. I say you just back away slowly (no! don't feed him!) and in a few months he will be wagging at your ankles, eager at any chance to pick fleas out of your hair.

As for me, I'm always up for a good grooming!

Stop with the quote-nesting already.</font>

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by YK2:

So come on Sean how's about a nice cheery sing song, you start and I'll go get the tamborine, cya around the camp fire.

I can, of course, deny you nothing. And don't mind Papa Khann, it's just that the truss is too tight.

And now, in honour of Grog Dorosh and to honour the request of the Fair Emma, a Canadian song! (will post the lyrics to a good Scots song when I have access to the hundreds at home).

I hate the SkyDome and the CN Tower too;

I hate Nathan Philips Square and the Ontario Zoo!

The rent's too high,

The air's unclean,

The beaches are dirty,

And the people are mean!

And the women are big and the men are dumb

And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum!

The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork!

They dress real bad and they think they're New York...

In Toronto . . . !

Ontario . . . oh-oh!

"You know . . . now that I think about it, I pretty much hate all of Ontario!"

"Yeah! Me too!"

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa,

Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa!

London sucks and the Great Lakes suck,

And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks!

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney!

He beat me up and he stole my pants

And he put me in a tree!

I went to see the Maple Leafs

And got hit in the head with a puck.

"Uh I don't even know how they did it . . . I mean, I was playin' the organ at the time!"

(And Alan Thicke sucks!)

Ontario . . . oh-oh-oh sucks.

"Come to think of it, I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!"

"Well except Alberta!"

"Oh yeah, of course I love Alberta! Lot's of cows, rocks, trees and dirt . . . mmmmoo moo moo!"

But . . . I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird

And Prince Edward Island is . . . too small.

Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank;

New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall!

Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad!

Ontario sucks . . . Ontario sucks.

"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre! Isn't that stupid?!"

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old!

And as for the territories . . .

They're too cold!

"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"

'Cause Alberta . . . a-a

Doesn't suck!

But Calgary does . . . !

The Toronto Song

-Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

[Geier]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

No, it was....now only if the Pillsbury Doughboy can join it,and no i'm not reffering to you Seanahcai .

Rob/1? Is that you, lad?</font>

[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

No, it was....now only if the Pillsbury Doughboy can join it,and no i'm not reffering to you Seanahcai .

Rob/1? Is that you, lad?</font>

[Croda]

Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda:

Emma, dearest,

Is there someone I need to take outside for you?

Give my best to 'His Frenchness, Marcel.'

Marlow

I forget, am I winning?

Hello sunshine, where have you been?

Thanks for the offer, but I can't see anyone worth worrying about. You could off course empty that rather large bucket of bile at the corner of the Pool, I was going to ask squire Beman to do it but he seems to be missing as usual.

You're best wishes are on he way to Paw.....</font>