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[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by Persephone:

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I've only taunted Persephone once, and that was before i knew the rules here about ladies. If you were clear about your sex i would refrain from taunting you as well, so for now i'll just call you Pat.

Since it is not nice to taunt someone because of resemblences they have to both sexes, i'll refrain from taunting you.

Hey Forlorn Focker, you spelled Persephone wrong!

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Hehe...Just joking you nong!

Persephone</font>

[Leeo]

I vote A.

Maybe B.

Or C.

Or, whatever. Mystery is great and all, but at some point there needs to be the satisfaction of "Who-Dunnit."

Eventually, after all the sycophantic, slack -jawed mouth breathers have passed on, then, and only then, it would be nice to know the truth. Or, at least the truth as it exists in these dank and dripping halls.

But what, then, is truth? It is true that Panzer Leader is a right pillock of the first order, on that we can all agree. It is true the Seanachai is as long winded as the jet stream. It is true that Peng (may the long absent cretin rest in vain) is a deranged H. S. Thompson wannabe.

These truths are self-evident.

I suck at Combat Mission. That is another truth with many proofs, but I leave that for you to research (if anything that dim-bulb of yours does can qualify as thought, let alone research).

But truth in the MBT is a bit like an Ice Cube in Hell. Fleeting and difficult to grasp.

[Marlow]

Originally posted by Roxy:

3b) I don't give a hootin' holler in hell about Roxy, or Roxy, one way or the other. She can stay or leave as he/she/it pleases.

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It worries me a little when the SSNs start taking in the third person. Probably from spending too much time in the company of Red Jo. It think that the Rent-a-car is starting to rub (down Bauhaus) off on you.

In any event, boy, girl or other, machts nicht to me. The only person in the Cesspool that should be given any slack is Patch. After all, being married to Berli is already enough of a cross to bear without heaping on the abuse.

Also, you are quite wrong about Seanachai.

Originally posted by Roxy:

Without treachery and evil, we'd all be like Seanachai.

Long, long ago. In a Challenge Thread far, far away:

Also Spracht Seanathustra

… he portrayed me fairly accurately (with the exception that I'm far more vicious and depraved than the poor little tyke could ever imagine. I am, in fact, Kurtz. I know, some of you thought Berli would be Kurtz, but you're not thinking things through. Berli is the Power that I have gone into the Wilderness and sold my soul to. Use some sense.)…

From his own mouth, he is either evil, or at least a minion of evil. Young Pat, you have much to learn about the deep mysteries of the MBT.

[Gaylord Focker]

Originally posted by Leeo:

But what, then, is truth? It is true that Panzer Leader is a right pillock of the first order, on that we can all agree.

But truth in the MBT is a bit like an Ice Cube in Hell. Fleeting and difficult to grasp.

A far better analogy would to compare truth in the Peng Thread to a woman in Leeo's home.

[ August 14, 2002, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ]

[Lars]

Originally posted by Roxy:

Let's take a vote for the good of The One True Thread. Your choices:

a) Roxy adds fun to the MBT because she is a mystery. She should remain a mystery and continue to post.

Yes.

4) Roxy (deliberately not bolded) should spill the beans, and/or leave the MBT. She makes me uncomfortable and detracts from my enjoyment of the MBT due to the questions surrounding her. Her deceit is not fun or funny.

But it leaves the idjit SSN's more confused than usual.

Which we highly approve of.

3b) I don't give a hootin' holler in hell about Roxy, or Roxy, one way or the other. She can stay or leave as he/she/it pleases.

Now you're gettin it. All you forgot was the SOD OFF!.

[Roxy]

Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

Oh Brother(sister?) I really don't care, either, so I vote for C. However, I am speaking from a strictly philosophical point of view when I ask: why can't you spill the beans and STAY?

(My previous post was solely for the gendarme and bearded lady bit, nothing really directed towards you. That is, unless you really are Brittney Spears. If so, I was counting the days till your 18th, ahhh good times...)

Panzer Leader,

I took no offense at your post. In fact, I think your, "she makes me uncomfortable" post is a valid concern. That's what prompted my poll.

Why can't Roxy reveal her ID AND stay in the MBT?

Possible answers:

16) She is already a member of the MBT trying to inject some spice into the thread.

3.9) She is somewhat of a celebrity whose identity, if known, would ruin the MBT. Think about what would happen here if Burt Reynolds or Paula Zahn were known posters here.

8.423) She is one of the people who are no longer allowed to post to the Combat Mission forum.

C) She's just an internet junky who takes advantage of the anonymity of the internet for fun, and hopefully the fun of others. If her "victims" don't enjoy her little game, then she must move on to another crazy forum as there is no fun for her if she's a known.

[Patchy]

Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

No, my guess would be the State Puff Marshmellow Man.

It's Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man you pillock!

Persephone

[Speedy]

Bugger, now I've got a craving for toasted marshmallows!

[Papa Khann]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Currently, I know, you read my posts and sneer to yourself. You tell yourself "you know, I'm just going to skip over these from now on."

Too late. It's been weeks since I've been able to do more than skim through your bloated posts.

And it is you, Papa Khann, that drove her to it! DO YOU HEAR ME! YOU, YOU! IT WAS ALL YOU!!

Yes, well, this gets to the crux of the matter doesn't it. After all, most of the things I encounter in this world are all about me. Do you hear me! It's all about ME, ME, ME!!

Your belittling manner and vicious posts have resulted in a hostile environment and subjected her to mental cruelty, and this is the result!

You monster. How do you live with yourself.

I don't. I morph in and out of multiple personalities. Most of us are actually quite chipper individuals. Sensitive and empathic too. Not that you'll ever get to meet any of the nice ones, SomeNachos. For you it's Papa Khann from here to the end of eternity.

I'm glad that in a matter of mere weeks, your every written missive will be indistinguishable from one of my posts.

That would be unfortunate, because I don't think the internet has enough bandwidth available to accomodate TWO such insufferable blowhards. There simply isn't enough room in the pipe.

Of course she has! Roxy has willingly thrown herself between YK2 and your brutal bullying in an attempt to screen other women from your savagery. By attempting to distract your attention on to herself, she has patiently subjected herself to the lash of your sarcasm and the vulgarity of your every address in order to spare another the degradation of continued contact with you.

She is a martyr, sacrificed on the altar of your ego and reptilian cruelty!

I hadn't looked at it quite that way before. Though now that you mention it, I do like the sound of it. Boxy, please accompany my ego over to that blood soaked altar in the corner?

Just so there won't be any misconceptions about this, it isn't actually MY blood soaked altar. But I'm sure Berli won't mind.

Did you read every word? Because you're looking at your own future communications there, lad.

On the day I burst into a jolly sing song, you all (yes, even you Mike-You-Idiot) have my permission to just shoot me. No, on second thought, set me on fire first, then shoot me.

Papa

[Croda]

Who the hell stole my CessPool?

I go have a couple of babies and come back to an absolute abomination of a forum full of people with catchy names, lacking sound and fury, signifying all that is wrong with the world.

A bunch of happy-go-lucky, jovial, arse-cavities cavorting around the stomping grounds of the once proud and pissed.

Who are you people? In two months there has been 100% turnover in the MBT?

The Gay Bard and The Justagrog are still around, but they've been here so long they're actually built into the walls now. As for the rest of you, it seems that only my Pengian Offspring is left to keep things in order.

Boo, the most bastard of all my children, seems to have taken it upon himself to rule the coop with an iron cock (so to speak) and I will beat him less for it. He alone among you has finished Crodaburg™ fulfilling the ancient prophecy known as The Forking Idjit.

We have a Gaylord Focker in residence now? How I long for the days when I chased Marlow (god rest his misbegotten sould) up the narrow waterways of the CessPool in my PT Boat; the days when dalem's dog's ears were the talk of the town; the days of good old fashioned Grog Porn and the wonderful jargon of that Myxylplyxian character OGSF - he didn't make a lot of the products we bought, he made a lot of the products we bought sound Scottish.

Any 'n00b' to the Pool who can repost the original Grog Porn post will forever (or at least as far as I care to remember) be exempt from my stern admonishments.

The Nefarious Legion of Croda™ is watching you all.

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Papa Khann:

But I must ask the question, does this quote remind you of a Lady of the Pool?

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I wouldn't Piss on you if you were on fire.

Or does it rather bring to mind a Madame of the Pool Room?

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[Speedy]

Sounds like his Inner Croda is reminiscing.

{edit- Oh Christ not another bloody sing song, can't we just have the camp fire?}

[ August 14, 2002, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Speedy ]

[Papa Khann]

Originally posted by Roxy:

Let's take a vote for the good of The One True Thread. Your choices:

snippage of various outlooks on Boxy and how he/she/it thinks it affects all of our lives in oh so many ways

72F) Boxy takes itself (I will no longer refer to you as having a gender... the pity of it is that I suspect I may be right) WAY too seriously and should either Sod Off or get down to the more serious business of sending it's betters, namely one Papa Khann, a setup file. You've wriggled about in the cess for a bit now without expiring (I was really hoping for that, sigh) so I guess it's time I exercised my superior tactical awareness upon you, should you be up to the challenge.

Papa

P.S.

If Burt Reynolds or Paula Zahn were posting in the MBT, I'd tell them to either Sod Off or send me a setup.

[Marlow]

Originally posted by Croda:

How I long for the days when I chased Marlow (god rest his misbegotten sould) up the narrow waterways of the CessPool in my PT Boat; the days when dalem's dog's ears were the talk of the town

IIRC, last we saw of your PT boat it was sitting on the bottom of the 'Pool, after our "Croda-Marlow" rune special. BTW, I still have our game on the old HD (you know the one where my Paras are running amok). Shall we continue?

[Croda]

Emma, dearest,

Is there someone I need to take outside for you?

Give my best to 'His Frenchness, Marcel.'

Marlow

I forget, am I winning?

[Papa Khann]

Originally posted by YK2:

Ok Mr Khann you win.

{serious}

YK2, evidently you feel that I have set out to hurt you or malign you. Please know that this was not ever the case. My posts were in jest. No offense was intended.

Since offense was obviously taken, I offer my humble apology. I thought we were playing along with each other as members of the Pool. Your last post makes it evident that this was not the case and now I feel really bad about that. The last thing I would want to do is offend somebody.

Papa

{/serious}

[dalem]

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

[dalem]

Originally posted by dalem:

dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.

[Gaylord Focker]

Croda, , all this talk of beating people with iron cocks sounds quite disturbing and you sound like your in dire need of help.

You had'nt been on a canoe trip out on a lake within the past few days have you?

I will try to dig up that Grog porn thread in hope that once you find it, will retreat back into solitude. It had a link to teen panzers , and had pictures of tanks and stuff right?

[**YK2**]

Originally posted by Croda:

Emma, dearest,

Is there someone I need to take outside for you?

Give my best to 'His Frenchness, Marcel.'

Marlow

I forget, am I winning?

Hello sunshine, where have you been?

Thanks for the offer, but I can't see anyone worth worrying about. You could off course empty that rather large bucket of bile at the corner of the Pool, I was going to ask squire Beman to do it but he seems to be missing as usual.

You're best wishes are on he way to Paw.....

[Marlow]

Originally posted by Croda:

Marlow

I forget, am I winning?

Let me see ... I'm playing you ... I must be winning.

[Panzer Leader]

YK2 I remember it well when I was but a squire, crying in the corner. You came to me like an angel, told me it'd be awright and made the other stop picking on me. (Of course, as soon as you left, out came the bricks, but that's a different story...)

So, I speak with an enduring adoration. Also, if you will remember it was Pawbroon who took me first to squire, so I thought of you as a sister (OK, more like that hot second cousin you're always afraid to be caught staring at -- but that too is a different story).

Anyhow, I wan to say that you shouldn't be too mad at Papa Khann. He is old, and lived alone for many years in the woods. It is hard for someone like him to understand those finer things in life, like civility and manners, and forks and shoes. I say you just back away slowly (no! don't feed him!) and in a few months he will be wagging at your ankles, eager at any chance to pick fleas out of your hair.

As for me, I'm always up for a good grooming!

[ August 14, 2002, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Panzer Leader ]

[dalem]

Originally posted by dalem:

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dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>

[MrSpkr]

Originally posted by Croda:

Who are you people? In two months there has been 100% turnover in the MBT?

kwityerbitchin.

The Gay Bard and The Justagrog are still around, but they've been here so long they're actually built into the walls now. As for the rest of you, it seems that only my Pengian Offspring is left to keep things in order.

Boo, the most bastard of all my children, seems to have taken it upon himself to rule the coop with an iron cock (so to speak) and I will beat him less for it. He alone among you has finished Crodaburg™ fulfilling the ancient prophecy known as The Forking Idjit.

Senility is sooo embarassing.

We have a Gaylord Focker in residence now? How I long for the days when I chased Marlow (god rest his misbegotten sould) up the narrow waterways of the CessPool in my PT Boat; the days when dalem's dog's ears were the talk of the town; the days of good old fashioned Grog Porn and the wonderful jargon of that Myxylplyxian character OGSF - he didn't make a lot of the products we bought, he made a lot of the products we bought sound Scottish.

Was this back when you had to trudge uphill both ways through the frozen offal just to get away from one of the Bard's jolly sing-songs?

Steve

[dalem]

Originally posted by dalem:

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dammit. Missed my chance to vote. Mysteries are always better. Poo.

And I was sort of hoping that I was Roxy.</font>