Lars Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Mike: didn't I thrash your little botty once upon a time? IIRC it was at Crodaburg where you utterly failed to use all the defences god (and Croda) could fit into 1 CM game?Aha! I knew you were Stalin’s Organ! I will deal with you when I return from deer hunting next week. I shall spend four days sitting in a tree plotting the perfect gamey QB. With a fox urine cover scent. Until then, consider yourself Challenged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 13, 2002 Author Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: I shall spend four days sitting in a tree with a fox urine cover scent. Lar's dating tip #47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: ooo....'e's quick is this one!! Likes to kill defenceless animals - tick! But stupid - oooohhhh so stupid!! Deer find that attractive do they? No doubt it's something that sells well in your part of the world. Dork - I challenged you!! I shall consider my challenge accepted, my gauntlet to having left adequate bloody rips in your pink complexion. [ November 12, 2002, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Mike: No doubt it's something that sells well in your part of the world.$4.95 a bottle, can you believe it? Then the dork behind the counter hands me a receipt. Like, what? I'm going to know if it's bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: $4.95 a bottle, can you believe it??Oh yes...I sure can!! Like, what? I'm going to know if it's bad?For all he (or we for that matter) knows you're a connoisseur - perhaps there's a thriving little Fox-urine appreciation society in..where are you anyway...Mound, Minnesota? WTF is that?? Oh well - who cares - as long as all the fox-piss experts are ther I figure the rest of the world is safe! Especially the women. Just don't go live anywhere else 'K! [ November 12, 2002, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Who would have guessed? A urine soaked Swede living in Minnesota. How unique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Mike is Stalins Organ? That's weird. Oh and Agua Perdido, it appears I ahve won our battle before e'en a shot was fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Hot damn... home from work before 11:00pm or therebouts. All I have to say is NO TURNS FOR YOU!, but I will manage to watch the first episode of Band of Brothers on DVD. Hmm... is it Lagavulin, Talisker, or Dalwhinnie tonight... decisions, decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Other than OGSF, who’s not going to be very happy when he gets his, everybody now owes me a frickin turn. In fact, if I wasn’t still giggling over OGSF’s file, I’d be most upset.An' wha as tha prat gigglin' ye wonder? Waill mah German 88mm shell fired from a King Tiger a' 1018 meters per second at a T-34 (late model, didnae ferget tha 'late' bit) 10 meters awah, wi' an armour penetrrration expectayshun o' 228mm a' 100 meters, "broke oop" on a 90mm turret facing. An' thain tha King Tiger died instantly from a single 76mm shell fired ain reply, against 185mm turret armour. At least Ah didnae soak mahsailf ain fox piss an' sit ain a tree fer four days tae entertain mahsailf. Ah jus' play thus feckin' bog-eyed pyjama stain o' a game!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Mike is Stalins Organ? That's weird. Oh and Agua Perdido, it appears I ahve won our battle before e'en a shot was fired.Dear Mr Mouse Please stop fantasising about your long lost yarbles and SEND A FECKIN' LOSER'S TURN!!! Thank you for your co-operation in this matter, The Manager Aussiejeff Inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Mike is Stalins Organ? That's weird. No you Dork - Stalin<big><big>'</big></big>s Organ. Stalins Organ is some johny-come-lately 10000+ dude with no sense of history or grammar! Mike got lost in one of the myriad crashes of 2000 or whenever, but somehow I managed to find myself again (in the dark, but only using 1 hand). [sadly serious]If you've got a few old lost logins try doing a "Forgot your passowrd?" search on whatever e-mail adresses you use and see if any of them have been recovered.[normal stupidity is now restored] [ November 12, 2002, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Mike: No you Dork - Stalin<big><big>'</big></big>s Organ. You were very weird when you were Stalin's Organ. That's all I remember. You seem slightly less weird as Mike. Then again, how weird can a guy named "Mike" really be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: I will deal with you when I return from deer hunting next week. I shall spend four days sitting in a tree plotting the perfect gamey QB. With a fox urine cover scent. Good God, Lars, if you want to kill deer, just drive around the outer-ring suburbs in an expensive car. The buggers lunge out of every bit of cover possible to run in front of you. Ah, yes. I'm healthy again, no more respiratory infection, turns all out, everything done up proper. I'll be winding down just a couple more CMBO games, and then I shall probably devote myself to organizing my CMBB games with an eye to resuming my sacred crusade to 'Crush All Australians', especially as it looks like Stuka will be available for a good crushing. Where's that Pack Kuma lad? Wasn't he around here a bit ago? Finally, it is indeed true that JDMorse, by means of some sort of law guild commissioned scenario, did indeed hand me an extremely niggly Minor Defeat. Frankly, I did no more than history required of me, and to avoid gamey, ahistorical play, I allowed my Americans to be overrun in Lawyer's oddly unsatisfying 'Baugnitz'. If I had won, of course, JD would have had no oppportunity to take my surviving troops to a field on the edge of town, line them up, and then allow Lawyer and some Dutchman to scurry on to the field to battle mightily over whether they were to be massacred, or merely shot in a sort of confused way in a disagreement over what constitutes sidling off 'too far' in the pursuit of a quiet place to have a slash. However, I feel that as long as I avoid any more scenarios designed by the profession who's motto is: "Sharks? They're just simple-minded predators who'd devour you because they've correctly worked out their place in the food chain. We lawyers are much more like an internal parasite that battens off the host, but without any proper mechanism to regulate our interaction, resulting ultimately in the destruction of the very system that supports us. No comparison, really", I will be just fine, and will not only return to not being defeated by Morse, but will in fact achieve ultimate victory over him. JD, you really cannot possibly believe that your, er, 'victory' really resolves the 'There Can Be Only One' contest. Right now, lad, it's a bit like 'There Can Be Only One Half'. [ November 13, 2002, 01:29 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Good GodKnock it off, pillock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: You were very weird when you were Stalin's Organ. That's all I remember. You seem slightly less weird as Mike. Then again, how weird can a guy named "Mike" really be?Mike was Stalin's Organ? What a very odd career choice. Still, Kiwis are all daft, and I imagine being a Russian dictator's dangly bits is still more interesting than being a faux-Australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Hey! Where are all the Ladies hiding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: You were very weird when you were Stalin's Organ. That's all I remember. You seem slightly less weird as Mike. Then again, how weird can a guy named "Mike" really be?Mike was Stalin's Organ? What a very odd career choice. Still, Kiwis are all daft, and I imagine being a Russian dictator's dangly bits is still more interesting than being a faux-Australian.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 I have three nights left to study before my final exam for this semester and yet I find myself drinking beer and catching up on the latest round of utter bollocks from you lot. I wonder what Freud would say? If he was alive of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: I have three nights left to study before my final exam for this semester and yet I find myself drinking beer and catching up on the latest round of utter bollocks from you lot. I wonder what Freud would say? If he was alive of course.Freud would say what we all know. You are a useless git with no taste in alcohol. Get a real drink into you. Try some Stollies or other such suitable feminine drinks. It suits you, really. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I don't have a lot of time, and those who are in the Peng Thread (Mace and... well, just Mace) don't have the patchOh yes we do. I've been redrafted. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 I wonder what Freud would say? If alive today, he would say, "It is tough to survive on Crack Street without a hand held torch". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 I dont get it. Are deer attracted to fox urine? How peculiar. But on the other hand, considering how many girls I've met who were attracted to the human eqivalent of fox urine (guys with long hair) I guess it's nothing to be too surprised about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletRat Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 (Here goes nothin) Someone send me a f***ing CMBO PBEM - we play CMBB now I hear ye say? Stiff sh*t i sez, I dont get CMBB for another couple weeks so you sods better do sommat about it and entertain meh. Setup. Now. Addys in the profile for the thinking impaired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: quote: -------------------------------------------------- With a fox urine cover scent. ------------------------------ How do you think Osama Bin Laden has been able to escape capture for so long? He's hiding under Jessie Ventura's desk, covered in Fox Pee scent. No wonder they say he's a sly as a fox. I believe everyone in Minnesota walks around that way. Thank God it gets cold up there in the Winter, and there's no subways. [ November 13, 2002, 07:55 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: How do you think Osama Bin Laden has been able to escape capture for so long? He's hiding under Jessie Ventura's desk, covered in Fox Pee scent. Am I the only one who sees a potential xxx-movie script in this? If only we could work in Santa Claus, a couple of reindeers and some PBS show about the mating ritual of a South African earth worm into the plot I think we'd have a winner. [edited for flavor] [ November 13, 2002, 08:00 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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