Hiram Sedai Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 So, there I was trying on different outfits at Fredericks of Hollywood when I wondered if the Mad Swede aka The Old Firm actually challenged me or not. I know that English is not his first language and God fearin' Merkin English is certainly not his other language. So, I'll use all of the Swedish I learned while studying the Muppets. "He ber ger dee doop dee doopy doop! Bork bork bork!! Cookin dat turkey!" Insofar as the Swedish Chef was the stereotypical Swede, I am certain that only our own swedish gentleman can decipher that phrase. I finished my Christmas shopping and there is absolutely no snow on the ground or in the forecast. Nanner nanner, boo boo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Xmas list: 1. Make sure that every acquaintance understands that it is in their own best interests to get us lots of presents. Expensive presents. ~ยจ. Install CMAK along with this new patch that apparently is all the rage these days. Why back in our day we ... K. Setup something far from Italy for The Lars. {. Find a prefab scenario, preferably untouched by runeian hands, and send it to Mr Morningstar. ^. Bitch smack that cheap trick ho Hereiam Siddown with whatever he bothers sending OUR way. Aight, as it were. 8. Watch some Bergman films to annoy whateverhisname is a bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Ask for, and you shall receive...a rune scenario heading your way as soon as I get home. No need to thank me Geier, just doing what i can to further Swedish_American relations. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Geier: 8. Watch some Bergman films to annoy whateverhisname is a bit more. I suggest you start with "The Bells of Saint Mary's, where Der Bingle reprises his role as a straw hat wearing, crooning priest and Bergman plays a tubucular nun who gives boxing lessons to freckle-faced lower income children. Always a favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It was joyous fun chopping through the frozen snow and ice the passing snowplow had piled at the foot of the driveway. Why would anyone go to so much effort just to go to work? Unless of course your married and want to escape the wife for a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: It was joyous fun chopping through the frozen snow and ice the passing snowplow had piled at the foot of the driveway. Why would anyone go to so much effort just to go to work? Unless of course your married and want to escape the wife for a few hours. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Fortunately for me, the cold air throws off her aim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Geier: It's good to be remembered... The Old Firm I will take a bit of that, thank you. CMBB, CMAK, at your discretion. Send me a scenario, a QB, or card, postcard or letter filled with a turn. I have learned much, Oh Geier since our last encounter. For the Squires and Serfs here: Trouble not the Geier. He is both beyond you, and above you. And Merry Christmas, you Swedish git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Nightwatch: The sodding Irish Bugger is keeping his head down in embarressment after realising that his copy of CMBB is sitting 150 miles away at my parents house...Yakuza members who failed had to cut off a joint of a finger... Oh, what a decadent, self-indulgent, irresponsible age we live in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Geier: Hands up who likes me?We never liked you, and were glad you were gone. Couldn't you at least brought someone interesting back with you, like Mensch? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: Christ your lucky, you wont even need an esky! The lad is lucky, and a wonder every day of the year. He pisses 86 proof rum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Christ your lucky, you wont even need an esky! The lad is lucky, and a wonder every day of the year. He pisses 86 proof rum! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: So, you presume to speak for the Olde Ones, now? No, only you, long winded one. I can say it in a single sentence, rather than your usual two paragraphs. Besides, you can't deny that old Menschy was interesting. Bent? Yes. A bit on the odd side? Defintely. But always interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Ask for, and you shall receive...a rune scenario heading your way as soon as I get home. No need to thank me Geier, just doing what i can to further Swedish_American relations. Rune Dearest Rune. I know your attention span is getting a lot shorter as your years advance. Pray SEND ME ONE OF YOUR "GAMES"...as in my request on an earlier page. I need something silly for The Resurfaced one. After all, he did say "send me a setup", to all and sundry. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: So, you presume to speak for the Olde Ones, now? No, only you, long winded one. I can say it in a single sentence, rather than your usual two paragraphs. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I have learned much, Oh Geier since our last encounter."How not to get your troops killed: five easy steps" We appreciate your effort and promise to keep a straight face for at least four or five turns. In other news, rune has sent me a few unpleasant files, as is his wont, and the lucky winners are: The Lars Berlichtigichtingydingy The Gnome Should Heriam Siddown (or this other bothersome creature with the two syllable name) manage to set something up we will sneer at him/her/it/them derisively. And then let things have their natural course. [ December 24, 2004, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: Geier ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Feh and Poot on all of you naysayers saying your nay!! Here is some more Sherman Goodness to brighten your Christmas Eve!! Second verse, same as the first.... http://www.armorama.com/modules/photopost/data/500/4718Sherm105Side1.jpg http://www.armorama.com/modules/photopost/data/500/4718ShermFront.jpg http://www.armorama.com/modules/photopost/data/500/4718Sherm105Side2.jpg http://www.armorama.com/modules/photopost/data/500/4718Sherm105Front2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I have learned much, Oh Geier since our last encounter. It's true. I myself, have seen Seanachai tie both shoes, one after the other and NOT ONCE poke himself in the eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Christmas presents for all!!!!! Turns going out...check your stocking...errrr your in box. Merry Christmas everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Mae an' tha wee span'l wish ye a bonny Christmas an' a prosperous Noo Year. Noo, no' yoo, ye nostril-minin', droopy-eyed blemish on a wee ratty's wrinkly bits; tha wun baheend ye. Di' ye ken thas as tha 5th feckin' year Ah've had tae say such things tae ye? Ye might bae a soddin' bastaarrrd, but at least ye a consistaint soddin' bastaarrd. Yes, yoo laddie! Tae tha bonnie lassies o' tha Pool, mae an' tha wee span'l saind our warrrmaist wushes. PS Geier, ye kin kiss mah spotty arrse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: When the small dog yaps, it doesn't matter how long he goes on. When the big dog speaks, he'll bark as long as he wants to...Just because you have fetid dog breath, does not mean you are the big dog. Stay on the porch, before you get hurt, paunchy one. Originally posted by Seanachai: But you were after mocking "The Olde Firm". I can't be having with that... Why? The old infirm can't speak for itself? Everyone knows lawyers are a plague on earth. Do you wish to spread plague? I know, you want to suck up to yet another poster, trying to win favor! Compared to you Dorosh isn't a whining, needy loser at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by OGSF: Geier, ye kin kiss mah spotty arrse. Why, are you holding mistletoe above it? Merry Christmas one and all (even you petty low lives) I will today celebrate Christmas with a 500km+ drive. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 I would wish a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year to ALL CessPudlians, past and present ... were it not for that fact that NONE of you have sent me ANYTHING! And after all I've done for you lot too, ungrateful set of bastiches and lowlifes is what you lot are. The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread has one of it's eyes peeled and is EVER WATCHFUL for those who would challenge the Traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread during the Holiday Season or after ... and THAT'S MY Christmas present to you lot ... not that you deserve it. The OTHER eye has been assigned to watching Boo Radley and that forked tongued, mischef brewing Squire of his ... oh yes ... they'll attempt to forment rebellion here exactly ONCE ... and will have the rest of their lives to regret the failed attempt. I'VE BROUGHT DOWN KINGS ... a mere Ex Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure and his whimpering, scheming sidekick will be nothing. Still ... Happy Holidays ... And thank you Mace for that lovely Holiday image that will forever warp my thoughts of office parties ... {shudder} ... Mind you it's good to see OGSF post here again ... now if I could just get rid of that image ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by OGSF: Geier, ye kin kiss mah spotty arrse. Ah yes, we also must admit that we would demand quite a high fee to exhume you. If we were into that sort of thing we would not deny a certain lukewarm sensation where our tear canals used to be at the sight of your prose. A bit like cutting onions for three hours straight we think. But we're not. Don't forget to let the wee spaniel manage the CM while you take care of the out and inboxes. Baby steps baby steps, or so your poor demented scotchaddled litte mind understands it, wee li'l spaniel steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Everyone knows lawyers are a plague on earth.Oh well done. Apparently you have some infinitesmall particle of "intelligence" in your immediate vicinity. Well done indeed. Feel free to continue eating the yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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