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Originally posted by Tagwyn:

You are too smart and classy to be trolling on the stupid Peng thread.

Obviously a little 'tag' isn't though.

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

no need to respond

*reads from today's to do list*

Yep here it is: ignore Joe's authority.

*crosses off another item from his 'to do' list*

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tagwyn:

You are too smart and classy to be trolling on the stupid Peng thread.

Obviously a little 'tag' isn't though.

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

no need to respond

*reads from today's to do list*

Yep here it is: ignore Joe's authority.

*crosses off another item from his 'to do' list* </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tagwyn:

You are too smart and classy to be trolling on the stupid Peng thread.

Obviously a little 'tag' isn't though.

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

no need to respond

*reads from today's to do list*

Yep here it is: ignore Joe's authority.

*crosses off another item from his 'to do' list* </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

... wanton Jezebel strutting around on lithesome thighs and general cavorting around between wholely unneccessary and quite lurid body postures...

Go on. </font>
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Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tagwyn:

You are too smart and classy to be trolling on the stupid Peng thread.

Obviously a little 'tag' isn't though.

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

no need to respond

*reads from today's to do list*

Yep here it is: ignore Joe's authority.

*crosses off another item from his 'to do' list* </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I serve at the pleasure of the Olde Ones.

Joe

Lessee here...

Whips? Check.

Narcoleptic gerbil? Check.

Ukelele? Check.

Size 52 edible undergarment, Lo Mein flavored? Check.

47.5 ounces of Marmite? Check.

Feathered boa? Check.

Collected works of Slim Whitman? Check.

One ultra thin mint? Check.

8x10 color glossy of Grog Dorosh defacing a bus shelter? Check.

Hokay, Joe. I've assembled everything you need to pleasure the Olde Ones. Have at it.

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

YOU FORGOT YOUR LEATHER FLYING HELMET!!!

Oh damn... this aint gonna be pretty.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I serve at the pleasure of the Olde Ones.

Joe

Lessee here...

Whips? Check.

Narcoleptic gerbil? Check.

Ukelele? Check.

Size 52 edible undergarment, Lo Mein flavored? Check.

47.5 ounces of Marmite? Check.

Feathered boa? Check.

Collected works of Slim Whitman? Check.

One ultra thin mint? Check.

8x10 color glossy of Grog Dorosh defacing a bus shelter? Check.

Hokay, Joe. I've assembled everything you need to pleasure the Olde Ones. Have at it.

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

YOU FORGOT YOUR LEATHER FLYING HELMET!!!

Oh damn... this aint gonna be pretty. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I serve at the pleasure of the Olde Ones.

Joe

Lessee here...

Whips? Check.

Narcoleptic gerbil? Check.

Ukelele? Check.

Size 52 edible undergarment, Lo Mein flavored? Check.

47.5 ounces of Marmite? Check.

Feathered boa? Check.

Collected works of Slim Whitman? Check.

One ultra thin mint? Check.

8x10 color glossy of Grog Dorosh defacing a bus shelter? Check.

Hokay, Joe. I've assembled everything you need to pleasure the Olde Ones. Have at it.

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

YOU FORGOT YOUR LEATHER FLYING HELMET!!!

Oh damn... this aint gonna be pretty. </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I serve at the pleasure of the Olde Ones.

Joe

Lessee here...

Whips? Check.

Narcoleptic gerbil? Check.

Ukelele? Check.

Size 52 edible undergarment, Lo Mein flavored? Check.

47.5 ounces of Marmite? Check.

Feathered boa? Check.

Collected works of Slim Whitman? Check.

One ultra thin mint? Check.

8x10 color glossy of Grog Dorosh defacing a bus shelter? Check.

Hokay, Joe. I've assembled everything you need to pleasure the Olde Ones. Have at it.

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

YOU FORGOT YOUR LEATHER FLYING HELMET!!!

Oh damn... this aint gonna be pretty. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I serve at the pleasure of the Olde Ones.

Joe

Lessee here...

Whips? Check.

Narcoleptic gerbil? Check.

Ukelele? Check.

Size 52 edible undergarment, Lo Mein flavored? Check.

47.5 ounces of Marmite? Check.

Feathered boa? Check.

Collected works of Slim Whitman? Check.

One ultra thin mint? Check.

8x10 color glossy of Grog Dorosh defacing a bus shelter? Check.

Hokay, Joe. I've assembled everything you need to pleasure the Olde Ones. Have at it.

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

YOU FORGOT YOUR LEATHER FLYING HELMET!!!

Oh damn... this aint gonna be pretty. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Boo Radley there was a very good reason why you couldn't make it as Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread ... it's because you have no sense of the grandeur of the office of the Justicariate ... well that and the fact that you were SPECTACULARLY incompetent.

Joe

Grandeur, Joe? Grandeur?

Oh, yeah.

It's so easy realizing grandeur when every morning, I had to start my day by shoveling my way through the previous evenings detritus of your alleged Justicariate research, which usually consisted of pizza shrapnel, unfinished TV Guide crossword puzzles, first, second and third drafts of never sent E-mails to someone named "Tiffany Chandelier", the invariably unrewound video cassettes with titles like, "Biker Vixens Meet the Norman Tabernacle Choir" and "Nude Marmite Wrestling Extravaganza A-Go-Go (Narrated by Sister Wendy) I through LVIV", not to mention all the damn Kenny Rogers CDs that were always left out of their cases, just to drag your flaccid arse out of your loathsome nest so you could once again, call into the office to beg off coming in to work with the lame excuse that the dog had eaten your car battery, or that you thought it was Sunday (for the fourth straight day) or that you had suffered amnesia and thought you were Charles Nelson Reilly and were studying your lines for the next episode of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir", a program that had been cancelled in 1968!!!

Oh, yeah... grandeur is definitely the word I would use when thinking about what transpired under your tutelage!

That is if, in your dictionary, the definition of "grandeur" is CRAP!

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Boo Radley your HIGHLY dramatized depicition of the office of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread is not only false but injurious ... where's an attorney when you need one ... OH ...

Joe

Well, one can only do so much with what's provided. </font>
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Too true lad, too true, and when mother nature stiffs you in the imagination department I suppose you just have to make up whatever terrible lies you can to try to justify your complete lack of loyalty.

Since I left the door wide open on that, I won't charge you for it.

On the next one, I'll be sending you an invoice.

Is your mailing address still the Salt Lake City Home for the Chronically Obtuse?

... pay no mind to the "man in the grey suit"... he's more scared of you than you are of him.

Joe

I thought YOU were the man in the grey suit.

Oh no... you're the man in the CHEAP suit. Sorry, my mistake.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Too true lad, too true, and when mother nature stiffs you in the imagination department I suppose you just have to make up whatever terrible lies you can to try to justify your complete lack of loyalty.

Since I left the door wide open on that, I won't charge you for it.

On the next one, I'll be sending you an invoice.

Is your mailing address still the Salt Lake City Home for the Chronically Obtuse?

... pay no mind to the "man in the grey suit"... he's more scared of you than you are of him.

Joe

I thought YOU were the man in the grey suit.

Oh no... you're the man in the CHEAP suit. Sorry, my mistake. </font>

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