Leeo Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Well thats it, then. Famine takes a sabbatical and the Creator is Suspended for 30 days. I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman. My first offical act is to disband the Apocalpyso. <big><big>NOW</big></big> you're talkin' Armegeddon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Well thats it, then. Famine takes a sabbatical and the Creator is Suspended for 30 days. I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman. My first offical act is to disband the Apocalpyso. Btw, where's Death? Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Well thats it, then. Famine takes a sabbatical and the Creator is Suspended for 30 days. I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman. My first offical act is to disband the Apocalpyso. <big><big>NOW</big></big> you're talkin' Armegeddon! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: I think he got a bad bottle of Thunderbird last night. So you're saying there's such a thing as a good bottle?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: There's lots of good bottles of Thunderbird out there. Hehe, no. No matter where it came from or what it costs the results are always the same: assault, drunk and disorderly, public urination, murder, burglary, indecent exposure . . . Well, at least some of those things are bad. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: There's lots of good bottles of Thunderbird out there. Hehe, no. No matter where it came from or what it costs the results are always the same: assault, drunk and disorderly, public urination, murder, burglary, indecent exposure . . . Well, at least some of those things are bad. Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Surely not in Australia ... or at least not ILLEGAL? I think that only one is illegal there but the rest are encouraged. Actually I think they lobbied to have drunk and disorderly and public urination be Olympic events when they hosted the games. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Surely not in Australia ... or at least not ILLEGAL? I think that only one is illegal there but the rest are encouraged. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Well thats it, then. Famine takes a sabbatical and the Creator is Suspended for 30 days. I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman. My first offical act is to disband the Apocalpyso. I thought what Peng & Seanachai did WAS the Apocalypso?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Well thats it, then. Famine takes a sabbatical and the Creator is Suspended for 30 days. I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman. My first offical act is to disband the Apocalpyso. I thought what Peng & Seanachai did WAS the Apocalypso?!?! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Well thats it, then. Famine takes a sabbatical and the Creator is Suspended for 30 days. I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman. My first offical act is to disband the Apocalpyso. <big><big>NOW</big></big> you're talkin' Armegeddon! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Drink less? Not for long.... [An evil plan is coming together] Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Seanachai Tribute ["Now we've got a truth to die for!" "No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for."] "...'That's all very well,' said the demon, hefting the scythe' 'but why not try to see things from my point of view? This means a lot to me, and you've got to admit that your life isn't all that wonderful. Reincarnation can only be an improvement- uh.' His hand flew to his mouth but Rincewind was already pointing a trembling finger at him. 'Reincarnation!' he said excitedly. 'So it is true what the mystics say!' 'I'm admitting nothing,' said Scrofula testily.'It was a slip of the tongue. Now- are you going to die willingly or not?' 'No,' said Rincewind. 'Please yourself,' replied the demon. He raised the scythe. It whistled down in quite a professional way, but Rincewind wasn't there. He was in fact several metres below, and the distance was increasing all the time, because the branch had chosen that moment to snap and send him on his interrupted journey towards the interstellar gulf. 'Come back!' screamed the demon. Rincewind didn't answer. He was lying belly down in the rushing air, staring down into the clouds that even now were thinning. They vanished. Below, the whole Universe twinkled at Rincewind. There was Great A'Tuin, huge and ponderous and pocked with craters. There was the little Disc moon. There was a distant gleam that could only be the Potent Voyager. And there were all the stars, looking remarkably like powdered diamonds spilled on black velvet, the stars that lured and ultimately called the boldest towards them. . . The whole of Creation was waiting for Rincewind to drop in. He did so. There didn't seem to be any alternative."Terry Pratchet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 The Bard is gone for 30 days? DAM YOU, DAM YOU ALL BOGARTS SO BOGUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Drink less? Not for long.... [An evil plan is coming together] Rune Ah, sweet drunkenness. Always a pleasurable alternative. Just stay away from the computer while pursuing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 Konrad How anyone can say they don't understand you is beyond me.... That was perfect... BTW.... Emrys was playing Fiefdom don't ya know!!!! And he's now posting over at..... On second thoughts... I'll let him tell you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by CMplayer: I saw it and it was beautiful. He said what everyone was thinking but didn't dare utter. The Bard is gone but he's not forgotten. Pearls before swine, my boy. I'm next. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: ...don't make me come back there...Bard, you daft old fart. You CAN'T! Banned, remember? But I know you'll still read all of this, just to see what a crap-fest you stirred up. Yeah, we all know the size of your ego is only equalled by your ID. Or your belly. Or sumfink. ...after coming in here and seeing my exalted status mocked, my integrity questioned... making free with me...Can't mock that which has been thrown away, eh? Going out with a bang don't mean much when it's all for the show. Ya gets what ya pays for, Mouthy. Haven't been heard from in a coons age (showing my racism? piss off, it's the damn badgers that are the racists. And don't get me started on the beavers), and you expect to waltz in here and we all fall to a hushed expectation? The past is the past, and you haven't exactly been playing a major role around here. Not even a second lieutenant role. Ya never did coronate the queen (who did show us boobs. Not her boobs, per se, but more than you've done for us), and not one lousy miracle. So, get busy and start making up for lost time. You've got a month, let's see if you can come up with anything. Remember, tomorrow I'm picking up a new car.More likely a 10-year-old, noxious cloud spewing rust bucket with cigarette burns in the vinyl seats, and dried vomit in the back. When did they stop inporting yogos? Be sure to get a rear window defroster, to keep your hands warm while pushing. do you really think you yappy small dogs are up to a visit from an angry UberGnome?Shall I send you directions, or do you think you can find the mapquest site? Oh, and if you do see an UberGnome, be sure to show him the proper respect. Wouldn't want to get bitch slapped, would you? One last kick in the puss, Squeaky. Note the latest sig change. I'll fix it when I hear this is more than a pity me stunt. Leave the hype for the boy bands. "We are both men of action. Lies do not become us." Note: There are those that will say I'm just being mean, because he can hit back. Damn right! This smacks of just another "oh, I'm leaving, miss me" type sendoffs. Too pat, too easy. And completely out of character. Any replies, as transmitted thru a third party, or emailed to me personally will warrant a complete retraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 The nice thing about beating up on Seanachai when he's not here is that even when he's up, he's down, so it's guilt-free. Nice one R -dale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: I hereby declare myself the One and Only Horseman.One and only horse's ass. I'll see you dead (see how much nicer that sounds than 'I'll see you sick'? Oh well, such is your lot as a lesser horseman) before I'll see you as the One and Only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 ...and for another twenty-nineth dayeth the faithfulleth dideth awaiteth! Me, I was down at the pub practicing for the Aussie Olympic team for the 'beer scull, vomit, and urinate' event. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: I got some really swell fan mail from a gentle GF readerYeah, Seanachai got three from the same prick. Of course that gutless wonder doesn't have the balls to use a real e-mail account. The internet is a really wonderous place for sacks of **** like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: I got some really swell fan mail from a gentle GF readerYeah, Seanachai got three from the same prick. Of course that gutless wonder doesn't have the balls to use a real e-mail account. The internet is a really wonderous place for sacks of **** like that </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 I hope you are joking Stikkie....... because the sad git who is writing this stuff has one depraved mind... I am rarely *shocked* but how anyone with a normal mind can write such stuff is beyond me... This is one sick ****........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I can no longer hide the truth! My conscience is eating me. I confess... Is that your cry for an inexpensive alternative to assisted suicide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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