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Any word on Battlefront's next move gentlemen?

No sir, there's a definite buildup in both the Ukraine and Belarus but we don't know where they will strike first. All our scouts keep getting assimilated and turned into Beta-testers, it's like fighting the Borg.

Have you tried bribing them with wine for information? I heard that sometimes works.

We would sir but it's winter now and nothing can get though to Maine in the winter. Our best hope is a leak somewhere on the net. That's worked for us in the past.

Very well keep looking. Perhaps we'll actualy get some word from Battlefront themselves. You never know though. They're sneaky bastrds.

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Any word on Battlefront's next move gentlemen?

No sir, there's a definite buildup in both the Ukraine and Belarus but we don't know where they will strike first. All our scouts keep getting assimilated and turned into Beta-testers, it's like fighting the Borg.

Have you tried bribing them with wine for information? I heard that sometimes works.

We would sir but it's winter now and nothing can get though to Maine in the winter. Our best hope is a leak somewhere on the net. That's worked for us in the past.

Very well keep looking. Perhaps we'll actualy get some word from Battlefront themselves. You never know though. They're sneaky bastrds.

A video of a Panther being killed by a T-34/85 because of the "shot trap" would be awesome, indeed :)

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Wow, either way you look at it this is sort of like Lewis and Clark, only in reverse!

What, you mean the Native Americans canoeing over to Europe to do a survey? That could get interesting. Especially if it turned out that they were the ones to first develop gunpowder. Definitely could be a CM game in there.

;)

Michael

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What, you mean the Native Americans canoeing over to Europe to do a survey? That could get interesting. Especially if it turned out that they were the ones to first develop gunpowder. Definitely could be a CM game in there.

And Tecumseh defeats the Americans before deciding to give the Brits the boot as well, thereby uniting North America under the Six Nations flag...

Coming soon to BFC...the War of 1812.

http://www.battlefront.com/community/showthread.php?t=110686

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Will there be Commissars backed up by the NKVD to make sure the troops are properly motivated?

*sigh* [Nostalgia time]

Back in the days of CMBB (that's right, kiddies, back when we still had to turn a crank to get the lights to come on), I toyed with making a scenario called tentatively "The Battle of Derdishortz" in which would appear a political commissar named Comrade Djerkov. Alas, the project never saw the light of day and all my aspirations in that direction have completely evaporated.

Michael

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