Boo Radley Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 No, they all said, "Please stay home". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 No, they all said, "Please stay home".He went to school? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 He went to school? His parents threatened to kill him if he tried to stay home. They couldn't stand him either, and who can blame them? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Stuka as a bag girrrls bloose, doodah, doodah... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 No, they all said, "Please stay home". And the young Joe Xia while clutching his copy of Mormon Wives Monthly and pumping his slide rule warned, "you are not safe in your homes, I will still ownz you with my highly leveraged, sub-prime offerings, for I am Monthly Repayment gone a little bit awry and will mock you all when you come crawling to the Tabernacle" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 And the young Joe Xia while clutching his copy of Mormon Wives Monthly and pumping his slide rule warned, "you are not safe in your homes, I will still ownz you with my highly leveraged, sub-prime offerings, for I am Monthly Repayment gone a little bit awry and will mock you all when you come crawling to the Tabernacle" I don't know about you lads, but I'm never exactly sure what he's talking about ... I can usually make some sense out of Stuka's efforts (well, as much sense as he usually makes anyway), and with a great deal of thought I can usually piece together what OGSF means ... but Yeknodathon frequently baffles me ... do you suppose it's some commonwealth thing? Or is this another example of Brit "humour" ... or humidor ... whatever? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Sad bit of subterfuge there Joe, it's common knowledge that when you get each new copy of Mormon Wives Monthly that you pump your slide rule like a madman...or 'more like a madman than usual'... And it's no good whining "but it's my slide rule and i'll pump it as long and as hard as I like", there are ettiquettes to these things you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Sad bit of subterfuge there Joe, it's common knowledge that when you get each new copy of Mormon Wives Monthly that you pump your slide rule like a madman...or 'more like a madman than usual'... And it's no good whining "but it's my slide rule and i'll pump it as long and as hard as I like", there are ettiquettes to these things you know. Trust in an Australopithecine to still be using slide rules ... there are electronic gadgets nowadays that do all of that and more. Besides, it's a quarterly publication. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 ... there are electronic gadgets nowadays that do all of that and Boo. Quite. Very interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I don't know about you lads, but I'm never exactly sure what he's talking about ... I can usually make some sense out of Stuka's efforts (well, as much sense as he usually makes anyway), and with a great deal of thought I can usually piece together what OGSF means ... but Yeknodathon frequently baffles me ... do you suppose it's some commonwealth thing? Or is this another example of Brit "humour" ... or humidor ... whatever? Joe True. He does take daftness to new heights. It might have something to do with the proximity to Europe. All the sane people left there centuries ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 True. He does take daftness to new heights. It might have something to do with the proximity to Europe. All the sane people left there centuries ago. And all the crazy ones are moving in now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 [meanwhile, its a select only Mormon Wives special gala event at the Paddock and first up on display is something rather grey and chunky with an alluring bonnet to capture the eye of that special one or even a banker] Polygamy, one can't have too much of something with facial hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 And all the crazy ones are moving in now. Oh, did you get your passport cleared? Hey, since you're in the general vicinity, make sure you take Seanachai with you. He'll fit in the overhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I hear ng is moving to Europe because the diet is healthier and he'll finally be able to lose some weight. I bet he's going to miss eating two dozen doughnuts a day as he rides around in his squad car though. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I bet he's going to miss eating two dozen doughnuts a day as he rides around in his squad car though... ... dreaming of the day he and his partner get you in a holding cell where they can play "Taze the Tosser"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Today is Seanachai's birthday. I know. Okay, everybody line up for your inoculation. This one should be good for tetanus, most STDs, toe fungus, groin breath, glossolalia, wankeritis, Scotsman's Complaint, high stool and shortness of pants. Too bad there isn't an inoculation for basic git-ness, but if there were, people like Stuka would be easier to get along with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Too bad there isn't an inoculation for basic git-ness, but if there were, people like Stuka would be easier to get along with. You reckon? I expect it would take a full-blown end of the world type miracle. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I say we put Stuka in a little tiny box and give him to Seanachai for his birthday. Stuka in Minnysoda just seems so fitting. And it's the start of the black fly season! What could be more perfect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 He'd hug the side of the Gnome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Somebodies just grumpy because his Sherman got all blowed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Somebodies just grumpy because his Sherman got all blowed up. At's alright Boo, Ah killt Stuka's filthy stankin' Panther wi' a stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 Faid yur lawn! FAID IT!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Faid yur lawn! FAID IT!!!! Jerk. I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 Jerk. I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor. Er, excuse me but, spraying coffee all over the monitor makes you the jerk, don't you agree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Are you all dead?.....hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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