Nidan1 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I suppose this would be the spot for the rules....NOT! The rules can be found in a myriad (that's a lot) of past Peng Threads that have graced these mighty forums over the years. So no rules needed. Come one come all, if you have the stones come post in the MBT. If you have what it takes (what being defined as a certain panache), we may not mock you, but we will ignore you if you are lame with your challenges. After all this is a challenge thread. 'nuff said. Those who are about to die, salute you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Better a re-birth than the normal after-birth I have come to expect from you random lot of tossers. Hey, I got a pretty ribbon to wear on my Jack Booted Thug outfit. http://www.beloitdailynews.com/news/two-town-of-beloit-officers-honored-tuesday/article_275f5318-83e8-11e1-a920-001a4bcf887a.html You may all genuflect before me as you tug your forelocks, no Speedy, your forelock, not your... oh, never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Hey, I got a pretty ribbon to wear on my Jack Booted Thug outfit. http://www.beloitdailynews.com/news/two-town-of-beloit-officers-honored-tuesday/article_275f5318-83e8-11e1-a920-001a4bcf887a.html "I’ve been exercising and working hard..." And nobody needs to more. Jeez, man, I hadn't realized how fat you had gotten. Maybe should lay off the donuts for a couple of years. Just a suggestion... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Some people might take such personal attacks to heart and write a scathing rebuttal full of cutting wit and acid sarcasm. I am above such tactics, plus I don't have time, the sale on Krispy Kreme's at the corner bakery ends in 20 minutes. jackass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 "Sgt. Richard Felger...was recognized by township Chief Steven Kopp, fellow officers and community members." Where they said, "Ohh, I know that ugly bastiche! He owes me money!!!" {serious} Good deal on the award, you deserve it. And good deal on getting healthy again! That's the important thing.{/serious} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 [meanwhile, a Krispy Kreme outlet has been set up at Paddock Corner under a sign in thickest crayon....] "Turpitude is too easy, you can never be rough enough with hoof cuffs" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 You use turpitude to clean brushes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Some people might take such personal attacks to heart and write a scathing rebuttal full of cutting wit and acid sarcasm. I am above such tactics... Meaning that after struggling for several hours you still couldn't come up with something. jackass Your new sig? How candid. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Meaning that after struggling for several hours you still couldn't come up with something. Yeh but.... He was too busy checking out the donuts down at Krispy Kreme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Has there been a sighting of a lizard around this here place? A Goanna, maybe...? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Well the sheep still haven't dared venture back so why should a Goanna? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 “I think the Town should be very pleased that they have officers of this caliber on their police department.” It's common knowledge that ng Cav's head resembles a 155mm shell so that's that question answered. I see they spelt 'calibre' wrong too...how dreadfully 'merkin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Has there been a sighting of a lizard around this here place? A Goanna, maybe...? Funny you should mention him. His name popped up in my mind a day or two ago. This is starting to take on the atmosphere of one of those scary movies. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Funny you should mention him. His name popped up in my mind a day or two ago. This is starting to take on the atmosphere of one of those scary movies. Michael I agree. Why don't you go down into the basement by yourself. When you get down there, begin walking slowly backwards towards the darkest corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 We don't need no stinkin' basements! We be civilized folks! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 We don't need no stinkin' basements! We be civilized folks! Michael So, your criteria for civilization is no basements. Interesting. Incorrect, yet still interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brindlewolf Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 ................or if you don't have a basement theres always the garden shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 * sniff sniff*...I detect fresh meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 * sniff sniff*...I detect fresh meat. No. Joe's started using Spam scented Odor-Eaters in his shoes. No one really knows why... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Nidan1 as a big girrrls damp blouse. There, at needed tae bae said. Noba hae gamily killed both mah uber-Shermans' and as noo creepin' haes snotty lipped unter-troopen along hedgerows tae slit the throats' o' mah brave an' cowerin' laddies. Tha's wha happen's whain ye hadnae got bonnie Scots laddies available ain tha game. Boo Emrys Radley as noo longer playin tha game Ah gather. Couldnae gi' tha patch tae worrrk on haes wind-up etcha-sketch. Sae, which o' yoo feckless git bastarrrrds wants haes spotty arse handed tae haim in a game? A proper game, StukaNukaPukaPants, noo some boggle-eyed frankenstein creation. NG Cavscout, congrats on gettin' yersailf shot. Wid ye noo like tae bae slapped aboot ain a game like a drunk waiter at an Elks Club Ladies Night? Ye kin bae Germans an' buy Panthers af ye like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Then send a man-sized 1.10 setup you red-headed, tartan skirt wearing haggis fondler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I see they spelt 'calibre' wrong too...how dreadfully 'merkin. That's because we don't spell it like a Frenchman. Like you, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Instead of denying the origin of your language (yes, english wasn't invented in 1776) you could try sending a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Special translation for Boovette: envoi d'un tour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Instead of denying the origin of your language (yes, english wasn't invented in 1776) you could try sending a turn. I could. But I'm at work and they frown on that sort of thing. Just like your coworkers frown on you, for just being... you. Oh, and your whole "Denying language origins" thought makes absolutely no sense, but then, that's basically to be expected of you. Coherent thoughts and you just don't fit well together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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