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You know, Lars, everytime I see you've posted here, I chuckle at your treeburst airdrop. Only part of the fall of France that was fun.

Oh, no you don't. I'll have none of that "butter him up to avoid the lynching" sort of thing. Unless, of course, bribes are involved. And none of those goober nation currencies like Euros, either. I have to buy beer for Mace, and you know what bottomless pits those Oddstralian types can be. I'll have to admit that making Lars eyes bleed is a big plus, though.

You had to edit that? Can someone respectable...okay, someone slightly more respectable start a new thread so we can get this one locked?

Not from your side.

He should have typed "undo is only an option (off as default) in multiplayer".

Low blow, you gamey no-limit using fascist.

Your grasp of the obvious is astounding. To show just how gracious I am, I'll even let you have one of the beers before we stone you to within an inch of your life. Now, we need to reach a consensus on the type of beer. Stenographers should be employed to take notes and...other stuff. Can someone recommend a good Stout or Porter?

Actually, those are what the White House calls "press releases".

So, we can all rest assured that when Lars gets a sinus headache, it's only because he needs to trim his nails.

Who here is surprised that Old Foul Joe immediately latched on to the word "spanking" in the above post? Oh, and he spelled my name wrong, in clear violation of his own rules. I suggest a lynch mob be formed at our earliest convenience, to learn him some manners. I'll buy beer, if it makes it more likely that anyone will show up.

Happy B-day, NG Cavscout. May your next one find you with family and friends, in a more hospitable location.

Rolend, an excellent first post. Welcome. I like the idea of a tech. I'd also add that higher levels get you more movement points for the transports. Level 0 should be about 1/4 to 1/3 of what it is now. A level 3 teck would bring you up to about 3/4 of the movement points.

Best to cut them up and fry them for breakfast.

I'm gonna be famous!

Will you two get a room and spare us the constant bickering?

Nice idea, but I'd rather see it tied into AA or gun laying techs than rockets.

A farmer in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies." The farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

Well, that seals it Joe. Abuse of The Ladies is the reason Coventry was created. I'd say waiting 24 hours was much too lenient.

Well, that seals it Joe. Abuse of The Ladies is the reason Coventry was created. I'd say waiting 24 hours was much too lenient.

Well, that seals it Joe. Abuse of The Ladies is the reason Coventry was created. I'd say waiting 24 hours was much too lenient.

You're confusing 'wit' with 'stink'.

You're confusing 'wit' with 'stink'.

You're confusing 'wit' with 'stink'.

Hey, don't ask me. Emrys is the resident old fart around here. Compared to him, I'm a spring chicken. Minus the omens, of course.

Proving, once again, that you don't know when to shut your yap. Are you related to MD, or just aspiring to be like him?