Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 He is also trying to quit smoking I understand. Tomorrow marks one month without idiot sticks. And I'm surprised I haven't killed anyone yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 No wonder your'e so angry and incapable of setups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 pffft! No correlation. And it's one month without idiot sticks but not apparently without idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Yeah, classic nicotine withdrawal symptoms. I bet you haven't fondled a cat lately either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Yeah, classic nicotine withdrawal symptoms. Whereas classic Stuka withdrawal symptoms include euphoria, joie de vivre and whiter teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I bet you could really go one of these smoooth, flavorsome little fellas right now hey Boo? Just light up...lay back and enjoy that feeling only kewl smokers know. Plus you might become less of a tetchy jackass too so it's a win-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I bet you could really go one of these smoooth, flavorsome little fellas right now hey Boo? Just light up...lay back and enjoy that feeling only kewl smokers know. Plus you might become less of a tetchy jackass too so it's a win-win. {Serious}It's funny, but for the first time the other day, when I said to myself, "Man, if I had a cigarette right now..." I actually finished the sentence with "I would not smoke it". That's not to say there aren't still times when I think that I've got a few minutes, time to light up. Actually, that happens several times a day. But I think I might have turned a corner here.{/Serious} "tetchy jackass"? Pretty harsh accusation there, sparky. Have I been hurting your feelings? Are you all weepy now? Could you be any more of a big girls blouse? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 You want a harsh accusation do you? DO YOU?? Well come on, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Could you act it out with finger puppets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, perhaps if the finger puppets were made of #30 grit sandpaper and you were hogtied backwards to a chair you might be able to buy a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 But maybe not. Perhaps you should demonstrate on yourself first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Now that sort of comment I expect from Emrys, but from you I can only put it down to the lack of filthy tar in your system. Perhaps you should lick an ashtray and get some of that good'old time feeli'in back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 In other more important news than Boo Radley's bum sandpapering fantasies I can report that Nidan1 is on the cusp of humbling your Olde Unca Stukey. Why, I may have to beat a Ghadaffian style 'tactical retreat' in order to preserve my pixeltruppen from the gamey angst of his 2 evil clankety-type thingamajigs. All hail the slayer of Stukey! (perhaps) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Filthy tar? I thought that's what you use for hair gel. Consistency and aroma's about the same. Similar holding power and a tensile strength comparable to gum rubber. And speaking of good time feeling, isn't it late in the evening over in D'Oh! Ha!? Shouldn't you be stinking drunk by now? Struggling with trying to take your pants off over your head while one of your Abba CDs wails in the background and the neighbors fling shoes at you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 For the record i do not get 'stinking drunk'. I get a little tipsy perhaps, a little warm and fuzzy feeling sometimes, but the power of drinking whilst appearing sober is a skill I have crafted over many years. I leave the falling around the floor, throwing up in your own lap activities to people such as yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 For the record i do not get 'stinking drunk'. I get a little tipsy perhaps, a little warm and fuzzy feeling sometimes, but the power of drinking whilst appearing sober is a skill I have crafted over many years. In other words, as you lapse into unconsciousness, you are able to maintain the illusion that you are perfectly capable of carrying on a normal life. Very good. Now why don't you go for a drive across the desert? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 What is this a 24 hour Stuka and Boo show marathon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 ... the power of drinking whilst appearing sober is a skill I have crafted over many years. pfffft!!! Yeah. Drunks NEVER think they're acting drunk. There you'll be, shirt untucked, big wet stain on the front of your pants, flecks of vomit on your chin, eyes more red then white, hair sticking up like a porcupine in a tornado, staggering around the room like someone put you in the washer and set it on "Spin" for ten minutes and your fractured thought processes will STILL be telling you, "Shhh! No one suspects anything! You look perfectly normal! You're still the Hawtest Hottie in the room!", while everybody else will be staring at you with looks balanced equally between pity and disgust. In other words, a typical day for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 And there'll be you, scratching at your skin to get at the bugs under there while seeing spiders climbing the walls, saying "i'm not a smoker, i'm not a smoker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 What is this a 24 hour Stuka and Boo show marathon? Yes, it is. Leave your donation at the door and go tend to the family letters you have to write for all those GI's you ordered into my sneaksy bocage ambush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I am still reading this cr#p, but I am not sure why. What I am not doing is playing enough CMBN. Marlow, if you are pinned by a large boulder, it is time to break out the pocket knife and free yourself. Don't worry if it is your head that is pinned -- removal would be a great improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 "i'm not an idiot, i'm not an idiot" Yeah, ya are. Face up to it. Embrace it. But do it privately, we'll all thank you for it. Something that's probably never happened before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 What is this a 24 hour Stuka and Boo show marathon? Yeah, they're like a tag team in a dance marathon. And it's not really worth thinking about unless you are seriously into regurgitation. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Just saw a headline stating:"Feared Pest Found at Airport" and I thought for sure they were talking about Shaw. But no, it was just some larva. Wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herr_oberst Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I am still reading this cr#p, but I am not sure why. What I am not doing is playing enough CMBN. Marlow, if you are pinned by a large boulder, it is time to break out the pocket knife and free yourself. Don't worry if it is your head that is pinned -- removal would be a great improvement. You are still reading this crap because I think you haven't quite grasped the concept of "movement" in CMBM. You know, that's where you select a unit and tell it to move towards your opponent's likely positions. True, true, your pixeltruppen did manage to get a shot at one of my units, but I think that is more a byproduct of their getting lost on the way to the latrine and just having some "good 'ol boy fun". I'm about done with this "careful planning and tactical tweaking" they must beat into your squirrel brain with an old shoe over in House Rune... to borrow a phrase from your Allied limey friends... "Tally ho!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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