Michael Emrys Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Not even in your wildest dreams. With the sole exception of occasional visits from Mace, the Waffle Threads had a conspicuous lack of jabbering from the inhabitants of the so-called continent down under. This place is absolutely infested with them. [smileys deleted] We've had the exterminators in, but they don't seem to help much. Apparently Aussies have mutated an immunity to insecticides now. Considering the beer they drink, that must have proven useful for them. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ... the Waffle Threads had a conspicuous lack of jabbering from the inhabitants of the so-called continent down under. Not to mention a conspicuous lack of comments from people with IQ numbers larger than their shoe size. And you all have such tiny, delicate feet, don't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 he's not the sharpest knife in the silverware drawer. Trying to draw attention to yourself by alluding to your own, nefarious silverware drawer incident? Tich, tich, tich...so needy. So desperate for the limelight, are you the Lindsay Lohan of the cesspool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...are you the Lindsay Lohan of the cesspool? And without her positive attributes. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 And without her positive attributes. Michael I heard her positive attributes are all plastic. Are you saying that Joe... ? Oh... no... no... don't even make me sort of think about that! That's just too freakin' weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Joe with cleavage is enough to make one take up smoking...again. Right Boo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 No. Not even remotely. What an odd thing for you to say. You really are a disturbingly strange person, aren't you. Joe with bodacious ta-tas would only make me want to run away and get drunk faster. Which could be considered a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I shall not respond to the current scurrilous line of attack save to point out that it was originated by an Australopithecine ... who's a non-double blind playing gamey bastiche. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I shall not respond to the current scurrilous line of attack save to point out that it was originated by an Australopithecine ... who's a non-double blind playing gamey bastiche. Joe Tautology. Minus ten points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Joe with cleavage is enough to make one take up smoking...again. Right Boo? And you're really obsessing about this whole smoking thing, aren't you? Hmmm... I wonder what's up with that... Are you envious of me because it's apparent that I have more will power than you? Are you a weak, whey-faced nebbish with spindly shanks and an addictive personality? Could be. Could be something that goes back to your earliest childhood, back in the kennel. Perhaps poor potty training. Or a total lack of potty training. The only thing that would hamper this being an interesting case study is that it would involve you and you're the complete antithesis of interesting. Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Could be something that goes back to your earliest childhood, back in the kennel. Perhaps poor potty training. Or a total lack of potty training. Didn't his mum once post some childhood pics of him in his shorts and the shorts had tire tracks? Do you suppose he still has bowel control problems? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Typical Emrys, always with the bum-region comments. Quite the fixation it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 It's just that you always remind one of that region somehow. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Typical Emrys, always with the bum-region comments. Quite the fixation it seems. Is "bum region" the new name for "Skid Row"? Thank you and goodnight! Remember, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 8, 2011 Author Share Posted September 8, 2011 Not currently no, I don't. However I did manage to retain my Premier membership to United on my last flight so at this point I'm all set for next year. I can stay home for as long as they'll let me. I can check in here more often and make sure that you lot don't sell the chairs in the meeting hall from under Boo Radley. Not that he'd notice. I do note with a sneer of disdain that the Gawdawful thread is attempting a comeback. I've said it before, any group that will let anybody in is full of nobodies. Don't you owe me a turn ... or do I owe you one? Or did the patch blow us out of the water? Joe The third choice, would you like to send a setup?, or are you still leaking brain cells and are incapabale of maintaining a coherent email rythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Likewise, you could send me a turn, yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 ...or are you still leaking brain cells and are incapabale of maintaining a coherent email rythm. You're assuming that he has any, which strikes me as rash. BTW, your spelling is execrable. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 After some research into the matter at hand, I discovered Mr. Emrys is absolutely execrable. —Bergerbitz Ah, yeah, you're absolutely execrable. —fytinghellfish ...Michael's assessment is quite execrable. —Andreas And after some thought, I decided that Emrys is absolutely execrable. —noxnoctum ...you´re - once again - absolutely execrable... —umlaut ... Michael Emrys is absolutely execrable. —user38 Michael Emrys seems to have nailed it... execrably. —DLaurier Ah, that was fun. Happy Friday, everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Ah, that was fun. Happy Friday, everybody. It's Saturday, can you get nothing right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 It happens to be Friday over here, where it matters. No one really cares what day it is where you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 It happens to be Friday over here, where it matters. No one really cares what day it is where you are.Boo Radley we need to give credit where credit is due ... he does at least know a couple of the days of the week. I doubt that most Australopithecines could do that ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I doubt that most Australopithecines could do that ... Joe But, you have to admit, those "Southern Apes" sure do have the feces flinging down to a science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 But, you have to admit, those "Southern Apes" sure do have the feces flinging down to a science. It's easy with such big targets to fling at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Or it could be that you have such an... affinity for the medium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 It's smellier and stickier - you ain't got nuttin' on our ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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