Yeknodathon Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 [sneezing violently in a bubonic plague fashion] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Aren't you too old for chicken pox? It could also make him sterile. However given his natural repugnancy to the female of the species that shouldn't cause him much bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 This is me wearing my excited face. I thought you were chewing a wasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 It could also make him sterile. And that would be a very good thing, but making him impotent would be even better. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 This. On a bright note I could get some cool pox scars out of it. Anything would be an improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 This. On a bright note I could get some cool pox scars out of it. Don't scratch you nong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 As a connoisseur of the pox, Boo Radley knows no equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Don't scratch you nong! Quite right, you must pick and squeeze if you wish to achieve disfiguring pox scars of Radlian proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 This. On a bright note I could get some cool pox scars out of it. Yes, and not only that....because you are already older, the pox virus can quickly morph into a case of shingles, which is far more painful and debilitating than plain old chicken pox. Wow it really sucks to be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 As a connoisseur of the pox, Boo Radley knows no equal. A pox on both your houses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaKhann Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Stuka has two houses? So... he'll be putting one on the market then? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Papa, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 In other news, Nidan1 has surrendered again. My Uber Panther proving invincible with 23 casualties, 6 Shermans and 2 jeeps to its credit. I think thats 8-0 to me in the cesspool CMBN stakes..or is it 9-0?? Me forgets when theres beers involved...Anyhoos, i'm orf to the fridge again for more beer...toodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Stuka has two houses? So... he'll be putting one on the market then? Papa Assuming there's a market for "slightly used" refrigerator boxes, then it's definitely possible. Sometimes, the definition of "house" can be quite nebulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 Stuka mocks me, and relishes his hollow victories. (hollow because he picks battles that are so weighted in his favor as to be laughable). He will soon see the worm turn, and before I have his face tied to a bag of hot ashes, he will watch his pixel nazis butchered to the last man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 ... and before I have his face tied to a bag of hot ashes... errr... okay. You know, I think that everybody should have a hobby. I mean, it relieves stress and keeps you out of trouble, for the most part, and I figure, if nobody gets hurt (Excepting Stuka), no problem. But you are one sincerely weird mammajamma. And you owe me a turn. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 ...I have his face tied to a bag of hot ashes... That's all well and good, I suppose, but wouldn't it be better to push him face down into a bed of burning coals? I mean, wouldn't just ashes cool off before they had done any good work? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Stuka mocks me, and relishes his hollow victories. (hollow because he picks battles that are so weighted in his favor as to be laughable). Never mind the fact that Nidan1 has picked most of our games. Oh no, never let the facts get in the way of a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Oh no, never let the facts get in the way of a good story. It's good that you have finally come out and openly confessed your true feelings. That those feelings are loathsome and contemptible does not change the fact that at least you have taken the first step towards moral improvement. Please put $100 in the collection box on your way out. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 That was neither witty, scathing, amusing or clever. It was just dull. Why do you even bother posting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Because he's got to have something to keep himself occupied while waiting for his stewed prunes to heat up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I thought nurse took care of that seeing as the kitchen area is out of bounds to the 'residents'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Awesome news!! Saw the doc today and he said I could have more time off work. I don't have to go back now till the 31st. I should get pox'd more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Awesome news!! Saw the doc today and he said I couldn't play CMBN worth a damn. I've got until the 31st to sort my $hit out... I should take lessons from Unca Stukey I think that's a little more accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I thought nurse took care of that seeing as the kitchen area is out of bounds to the 'residents'. Well, yeah. But he still has to wait there. Strapped in his chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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