MrSpkr Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 and our mighty Australian Dollar is worth more than your steenking 'murkin peso so watch your tongue me bucko, laddy-o, whipper-snapper...we as a nation are in need of gardeners, toilet cleaners and fast food outlet staff, you would do well to respect the authoritah of your future employers! I'll trade ya a boatload of experienced service personnel for just a couple of decent sushi chefs. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 And I would be happy to Lend-Lease you our entire stock of Weed Eaters. Bloody noisy nuisances, they are! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Is that Mace front and centre? I didn't see a sheep, so I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I'll trade ya a boatload of experienced service personnel for just a couple of decent sushi chefs. TRADE??? There'll be no trading with the Untermenschmurkins! We will take what we want and throw the rest back into the sea. No doubt you lot will soon be arriving by boat claiming asylum from the Obama regime. We will pity you of course (as we do already) and put you into internet camps whilst we assess your refugee status and your ability to say "doez zir wahnt friez wit dat?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 And I would be happy to Lend-Lease you our entire stock of Weed Eaters. Bloody noisy nuisances, they are! As are you, and we want neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I'll trade ya a boatload of experienced service personnel for just a couple of decent sushi chefs. Steve Heh, you still have to buy the tuna. The Pacific breed is a tad irradiated these days, and those from the Gulf are loaded to the gills with corexit and oil. Hmmm, what else do you have to offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Heh, you still have to buy the tuna. The Pacific breed is a tad irradiated these days, and those from the Gulf are loaded to the gills with corexit and oil. Hmmm, what else do you have to offer? Don't be such a Sheila. The Pacific tuna are precooked and the Gulf variety is pre-marinated. DEAL WITH IT! And don't you owe me a set-up? Or I owe you a set-up? Or somebody, someplace owes somebody in some other place a set-up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 ... put you into internet camps whilst we assess your refugee status ... Yeah those internet camps are absolute hell, very hard to get in and out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Yeah those internet camps are absolute hell, very hard to get in and out of. Whose idea was it to let Australians in ... can't we make a rule banning them retroactively or something? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 It's got my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 It's got my vote. The apathy this comment produces is almost galactic in scale. "Hey, everybody! Speedy approves of this!!!" (Far away, a lone cricket chirps in a desultory manner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I want to throw this Australian dollar coin in the air to see the 'murkins fight over it like seagulls fighting over a chip. Some may think me unfeeling but how am I meant to teach the lesser cultures the meaning of charity if I just give it to them? No, they must work for my charity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Some may think me ... No, you're wrong. Again (Whoa! Who could have called that?) We really don't think about you much, if at all. It's like we've all tried to condition ourselves not to think about you in the hope that if we, collectively, succeeded in not thinking about you, maybe you'd cease to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 No, you're wrong. Again (Whoa! Who could have called that?) We really don't think about you much, if at all. It's like we've all tried to condition ourselves not to think about you in the hope that if we, collectively, succeeded in not thinking about you, maybe you'd cease to exist. Actually I think of him, when I do think of him, as akin to the Bugblatter Beast of Traal in Hitchhikers Guide ... he's so stupid that if we can't see him, he assumes he can't see us and wanders off. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Actually I think of him, when I do think of him, as akin to the Bugblatter Beast of Traal in Hitchhikers Guide ... he's so stupid that if we can't see him, he assumes he can't see us and wanders off. Joe So far, it's not working, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 "doez zir wahnt friez wit dat?"... Odstraylyun National Motto? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Snippety snip snip Meanwhile, Boo's armored car scrap yard continues to grow and his *giggle* 'supporting' Stuarts 'splode with much 'splodiness on the ridge outside of this gawdforsaken Libyan village that my entrepreneurial Hamstertruppen wish to develop into an eco-tourism location. Sadly, Boo has designs on the location for a strip mall with all its associated seedy 'murkin social issues. Poor Boo, how can he soar like a Stuka when he is a Turkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Meanwhile, Boo's armored car scrap yard continues to grow and his *giggle* 'supporting' Stuarts 'splode with much 'splodiness on the ridge outside of this gawdforsaken Libyan village that my entrepreneurial Hamstertruppen wish to develop into an eco-tourism location. Sadly, Boo has designs on the location for a strip mall with all its associated seedy 'murkin social issues. Poor Boo, how can he soar like a Stuka when he is a Turkey? Someone once told me that it may be good to soar like an eagle, but turkeys rarely get sucked into jet engines. Eco-tourism? You? Please. Having a guy who lives in the sand dunes and drives a guzzler in a place where gas is given away with green stamps would be the IDEAL person to head up your eco-tourism development. In the Bizarro universe of Superman. Around here, it's also known as Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Originally Posted by Battlefront.com Shutting this down and giving someone a warning about having a duplicate account. HUGE no-no. I don't expect to see this come up again. We're going to keep the number of crazy, long running threads to the MBT (Peng Challenge) only. Steve Hahahahahahaha! Winning!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 I got Tiger Blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 drives a guzzler. Don't you talk about my 'lil Chevy like that! She has feelings you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 LOVE the American flag on the front. It's always nice to see lesser individuals doing free advertising for us. Not to mention acting like miner's canaries. Here's a jaunty tune for ya! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpz9k5myno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 hello i'm new here. is anyone buying the new combat mission game set in normandy? if so, i would be happy to play one of you in a game. i don't really know how to play it just yet, but i'm sure i'll pick it up as we go along. this is a challenge thread isn't it? thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 this is a challenge thread isn't it? thank you. Nah... that's just what the boys here like to say so they can relax and insult one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Ooooooo, what an ugly, UGLY piece of junk! What kind of backward, gross, rednecked rube would want to be seen in that? [checks name on post] Oh. Well that much at least makes sense. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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