Lars Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Bugger Comcast and their fancy automatic spam blockers... Forecast on Sunday is for 85 with isolated showers. We may even get out on the boat this time, so wear a swimsuit. Either way, you're probably going to get wet. dalem, bring something. Seanachai, you bring something else. Papa Kahn, you bring whatever the hell they both forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 We haven't had a real live serf in eons.......I say he fecks off never to be seen again like so many others who talk the talk but can't shimmy the tango......or sumfink...... Aussie loyalty. You gotta love it. Or point your finger and mock it. Whichever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Aussie loyalty. You gotta love it. Or point your finger and mock it. Whichever. We do have to ask ourselves if he will stick it out through the tough times and the leaky piss buckets. But I suppose that you have the RIGHT to propose him ... I guess ... though it irks me tremendously to hand the lad over to the tender mercies of a Liege who will NOT do him justice. He'll be another Latch Key Squire, if he makes it that far, mark my words. But still ... Be it hereby known to one and all that the SSN known as costard (spelt but not bolded) is now and shall be know as a Serf to the CessPool as proposed by Sir Boo Radley. If, in the fullness of time, Sir Boo Radley should wish to recommend his advancement to the dizzying rank of Squire to the CessPool, he has first rights of refusal to the lad. Now ... where IS that pissbucket? Sir Joe Shaw, JFLPCT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Why is the first rung on this ladder leading me down? Aah, the stench of the cesspit. Anyone need a hose-down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Damnit, it is now related to ME somehow. My former Leige obviously has too much free time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Having a conversation with the fellow is like trying to play music on lead bells. You want I should make it easy for you? Maybe only use words of one syllable? Maybe include long pauses while you stumble over each word, your lips moving? If so, I don't think you have quite grasped the true nature of this thread or your status as an SSN. Our entrance requirements are quite stiff for a reason, and that reason is to exclude the mediocre and slow of wit. So step it up there, junior. We wish to be entertained, amused. If you can't tap dance or sing a merry song, at least learn how to tell a joke. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Damnit, it is now related to ME somehow. Oh, you noticed the opposable thumbs on his feet, too? My former Leige obviously has too much free time. No, no, no, Mr. Officially Retired Codger. I just proposed him for Serf to the Cesspool. He's not a Squire yet. And what if I do take him to Squire, adding yet another worthy, er... adequate, um... hunk of tepid flesh to the Mighty House of jdmorse! "And Lo, jdmorse begate Croda of the Nefarious Legions and Croda begat Boo Radley and Boo Radley, being 'easy', begat all sorts of slackers, like Nidan1 and Lurkur and Kieron, neither of which ever come around anymore... So just watch yourself, Sunny Jim, or you'll be sharing a bunk with an Oddstralian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 So just watch yourself, Sunny Jim, or you'll be sharing a bunk with an Oddstralian! Even for Nidan1 that would have to be a ghastly fate to contemplate. Enough to make the skin crawl, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 meh i can sort of remember some of you and I think i signed up on this board in August of some year. Things just haven't quite been the same since the stroke. Things i used to take for granted give me trouble like remembering. Haven't won an arguement since that hospital visit two years ago. So, who is still around? Tell me, is there still a Croda to be found? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I was wondering what the smell was.......Hiram! nice to see you! Well, not really but thats what your'e supposed to say isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 meh Quite. Hi Hiram. Don't mind Stuka, he isn't housebroken yet (and likely never will be). None of the rest of us pay any attention to him, no reason you should unless you are just in the mood to take potshots at an easy mark. So, how are things in Tennessee? Likely hot and humid this time of year unless you are way up in the mountains. Hope you will find the time to stick around for a bit. Maybe go fishing, like this little lady did. Doesn't she have a couple of nice ones there? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I would just love that pair...with a bit of garlic and oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 So, who is still around? Tell me, is there still a Croda to be found? Croda hasn't been seen around these parts in quite some time. The fact that we've changed addresses several times has probably helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Quite. Hi Hiram. Don't mind Stuka, he isn't housebroken yet (and likely never will be). None of the rest of us pay any attention to him, no reason you should unless you are just in the mood to take potshots at an easy mark. So, how are things in Tennessee? Likely hot and humid this time of year unless you are way up in the mountains. Hope you will find the time to stick around for a bit. Maybe go fishing, like this little lady did. Doesn't she have a couple of nice ones there? Michael How come she catches two? I never catch anything when I go fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Maybe you're using the wrong bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 How come she catches two? Balance, son, balance. Otherwise, she'd have to walk with a terrible limp. I never catch anything when I go fishing. Not even a cold? Tsk, tsk. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Beer. Girls. Fast cars. That just about covers it. Ahem. 'Beer', 'girls', kayaks. Only unrepentant feck-sticks are into 'fast cars'. And most 'girls' have figured out that guys into fast cars climax as quickly as their over-powered automotive 'I'm sorry, usually it doesn't even take me that long to cross the finish line, honey; I'd make it up to you, but you're just kleenex to me' pieces of ****e. And as for the 'beer', part, well, of course, the gods have given us an entire cornucopia of spirits with which to toll out our evening song of joy to them. And as for girls...well, I've had girls. I prefer women, because at least afterwards, you can talk. And, quite often, cook a good meal. I mean, there's only something like 100 ways to do it, short of starting to repeat yourself in ever stranger locations, and adding in increasingly disturbing sock-puppets, but the experience of food is almost infinite. Costard, you're under 40, aren't you? It shows in the sloppy way you address the human condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Cigars!! For it to be truely an 'evening', there must be cigars! Good. Now, go and buff my shoes. I swear by the gods, when I finally meet you face to face, you're going to have to carry me from bar to bar on your own goddamn shoulders, just to keep me from kicking you every 15 minutes. Pillock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 How come she catches two? I never catch anything when I go fishing. It's because your bait is small, limp, and just lies there. The next time you give me an opening like that, I will kick you repeatedly until you die. Idjit. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Quite. Michael By all the gods, that's a nice pair of walleyes! I've caught bigger, but not often. That's also a very attractive young woman. I wonder if she can cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Maybe you're using the wrong bait. And apparently your brain is on summer hiatus. I have seldom seen a more 'fancy-nancy' reply to a Cesspool post that just lay there on the surface, flopping, demanding a head-shot. Do I need to get me a more cut-throat lurching henchman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Bugger Comcast and their fancy automatic spam blockers... Forecast on Sunday is for 85 with isolated showers. We may even get out on the boat this time, so wear a swimsuit. Either way, you're probably going to get wet. dalem, bring something. Seanachai, you bring something else. Papa Kahn, you bring whatever the hell they both forgot. I will bring something different from Dalem. Dalem will bring something. Papa Khann will piss-about and mewl like a kitten, and try and pretend like it wasn't all his idea to begin with. He will be forced to come out to Mound despite his incessant big-girl-blouse status. So, exactly who all the hell's birthdays is it, again? I was getting most of my info that night from Papa Khann, who is one of Nature's worst drunkards. Barely able to convey information after the bare minimum of drink. Cha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Good to see Hiram (wasn't he my Squire? I quite believe so), again. Hiram, the level of idiocy here has decayed badly. See what you can do to bring it back up, eh? You were always a truly good idiot. We used to sit in the Waste Land, passing the bottle about, and commenting on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I swear by all the gods, Joe, if 'The Process' becomes any more fecking obscure, I'm going to come and stay with you and your family until the Mormons arrive to remove me by force. So, if I follow the last few dozen posts of complete stupidity correctly, Boo has...let me check my fecking notes...proposed 'costard' as a 'Serf'. Which means someone else needs to...again, checkin' the notes here, Boss!, needs to take him as a 'Squire'? Has anyone taken the Aussie pillock as 'Squire', yet? Or did I miss the ceremony, with the bouquet flinging and batting of eyelids, and all? Or is there yet another level of weird ****e that is still needed? He's been hanging around here for fecking ever, right now. I'd like to get him properly slotted into the whole process of being just as stupid as the rest of you. Has Peng been sober, lately, and here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Good to see Hiram (wasn't he my Squire? I quite believe so), again. Hiram, the level of idiocy here has decayed badly. See what you can do to bring it back up, eh? You were always a truly good idiot. We used to sit in the Waste Land, passing the bottle about, and commenting on it.Ummm, no, I'm fairly certain that Hiram was of the House of Croda ... or am I confusing my idjits again. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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