Joe Shaw Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 May I suggest Jack Iron 198? rookie... Well, he is an SSN ... what can you expect. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Well, he is an SSN ... He's been promoted—if that's the right word—to serf. Have you become so forgetful, oh Überdunderhead? You officiated the sacred Ritual of the Bucket yourself. Tsk, tsk. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Mace, I'm sure the fella at customs told me confiscated goods went to.. oh, disposal. What a country - the cops rob you on your way in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 He's been promoted—if that's the right word—to serf. Have you become so forgetful, oh Überdunderhead? You officiated the sacred Ritual of the Bucket yourself. Tsk, tsk. MichaelQuite right Michael, I have a lot on my mind with a weeks worth of vacation time coming up ... shall I practice IL2 today, or perhaps arrange a grudge match with Wolfp Mk II in Rise of Flight. And of course I have to practice DCS: Blackshark which is a WHOLE 'nother animal. Finally there's Arma2 to learn. It's not easy I tell you, I'll be putting in some long hours playing sims ... but nose to the grindstone say I ... I'll not be shirking. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 It's not easy I tell you, I'll be putting in some long hours playing sims ... Do you really think we care? That's no excuse, you flaccid sack of gumptionless goofing off. Or offgoofing. Whatever. And stand up straight when reporting to your Lord God and Supreme Being! Dismissed! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 What a country - the cops rob you on your way in. Sounds like a speed trap. Which, all in all, isn't surprising. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Only 4 weeks between turns.....Leeo is picking up the pace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Only 4 weeks between turns.....Leeo is picking up the pace! Hmmm... Sounds like I got the brush-off... Wassamatter? Didn't want to lose - again? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Do you really think we care? That's no excuse, you flaccid sack of gumptionless goofing off. Or offgoofing. Whatever. And stand up straight when reporting to your Lord God and Supreme Being! Dismissed! MichaelYou're no Lord God and Supreme Being, I know the Lord God and Supreme Being ... I ought to ... I've been married to her for 38 years. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wouldn't that be Goddess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You're no Lord God and Supreme Being, I know the Lord God and Supreme Being ... I ought to ... I've been married to her for 38 years. Joe You mean "I've been married to THEM for 38 years." Well, maybe you didn't marry all of your wives at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wouldn't that be Goddess? But then wouldn't that make Joe Lord God and Supreme Being? Or would he only be Mr. Lord Goddess and Supreme Being? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Or would he only be Mr. Lord Goddess and Supreme Being? No, Joe is Chief Wimp and Toady. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Chief Wimp and Toady? Wasn't that on Saturday mornings, right after The Banana Splits Adventure Hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 But then wouldn't that make Joe Lord God and Supreme Being? Or would he only be Mr. Lord Goddess and Supreme Being? More like Denis Thatcher. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 More like Denis Thatcher. Noba. So, "The Great Wonder". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 What is with all this buzzing and clicking from the Oddstralian contingent. I thought they'd learned to speak Uh-mare-uh-kun by now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Unlike you who expresses himself by running around in circles and possibly losing bladder control when you get excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 What is with all this buzzing and clicking from the Oddstralian contingent. I thought they'd learned to speak Uh-mare-uh-kun by now... Back in your box, Insular Dolt. We are speaking of things way beyond your ken, and your george, and your malcolm... We speak of things beyond the border of your country, therefore things you know nothing about. So, just leave this discussion to the worldy-wise. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Time for a [highlight]TRUCK PHOTO!!!!![/highlight] Ain't she purty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Ain't she purty? Magnificent. Now why don't you go introduce her to a handy bridge abutment at about 180 kph or something? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Magnificent. Now why don't you go introduce her to a handy bridge abutment at about 180 kph or something? Michael Lend him your truck, Stukes. A good demonstration beats an explanation, any day. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Yeah, Stukes, why don't you let me borrow it for a few days. We don't have any bridge abutments around here, but we have plenty of water and I could test it to see if it floats. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 With your level of hand-eye coordination I doubt you could even open the door without hurting yourself. I would give you the keys to try but nurse says you aren't allowed sharp things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 180 kph Why do you speak in the metric? Are you a wannabe Euro??? I think you are...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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