donnieitaly Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 You watch the U Tube battles and try to scroll the screen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 You drive down the highway and note the likely tank hulldown positions in the adjacent fields... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietrich Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 ...you scan nearby rooftops for the sniper appearance of kaffiyeh-clad snipers with SVD rifles. (Or am I confusing it with "You know you're a Call of Duty 4 player when..."? ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust1 Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 You look at a landscape and search for a hidden position for a 75mm AT gun...oh...damn!..that was CMBB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 You are walking in the city and thinking which walls to breach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haouai Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 You're looking for the 100 mm fire button in your dashboard when you notice a hummer two blocks away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaneO Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 When someone asks you an awkward question, your first instinct is to hit the EVADE button, pop smoke and dive into the nearest cover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAI Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 You think that pothole by the road looks a tad suspicious and wonder how many 152mm shells could be buried in there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocal Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 ...find yourself wondering how much 5.56 to ACQUIRE out of your car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnieitaly Posted March 23, 2009 Author Share Posted March 23, 2009 When someone asks you an awkward question, your first instinct is to hit the EVADE button, pop smoke and dive into the nearest cover. ROFLMAO!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 you look forward to an hour long commute to work as an opportunity to think over a tactical puzzle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piecekeeper Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 You dive into cover as soon as you hear a cowbell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Johnston Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You hear "Pooh" and don't immediately think of the bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 You buy a new mouse because your present one just... can't...quite... put area fire where you want it to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 You drive down the highway and note the likely tank hulldown positions in the adjacent fields... Oh MikeyD, I think you're recycling this one from CMX1... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 For your Big 40th-B-day coming up, that you were going to splurge for the Big Screen TV you been drooling over since last year...due to the economy killing your work and your pay you settle for the Marines expansion instead...much to your wife's joy. (Oh well maybe for the big 41 then...) Game on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crabbit Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 In reaction to the alarmingly high density of pinhead drivers on your commute, you resolve to get a RWS for the roof of your Camry. Having arrived at this important decision, you then agonize endlessly over whether to get the .50 cal or the 40mm version. CR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikita320106 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 You expecting marines reinforcement with ETA 5 min// and fall asleep for 5 minutes, looking at firefight on dusty village suburb// and wake up from LAV engine sound ========================== may be too much fan)) or too late)) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 ... you're getting mentioned on the GS forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnieitaly Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 You won't get in the lift at the office because you notice that the "Down" arrow looks suspiciously like the "Pinned" marker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_solomon Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 at a stop light you scan the area for potential ambush points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaneO Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You enter buildings through the door, rather than by passing through the wall like in the old days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzermartin Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You pop smoke before crossing the street. LOL ShaneO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 you divide your schedule in 60 second intervalls, but switch to realtime when watching TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 you load your car up with fishing line and hooks, but forget to put the rod in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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