dalem Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Seanachai fails me Minnesota winter blues Stomp his arse for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I was appointed the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... what greater honor could I find? Joe Depends. You got any cash on ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I was appointed the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... what greater honor could I find? Joe Dogcatcher of any podunk town comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Not a burning pyre, but a small step towards a proper wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I was appointed the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... what greater honor could I find? Joe Fred Garvin; Male Prostitute http://video.aol.com/video-detail/saturday-night-live-saturday-night-live-fred-garvin-male-prostitute/388647488 Sorry about the commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 You know, if seems like just moments ago that I was waking up, and going 'Why the hell am I awake?', and that was at 5 am. And now, it's damn near 12 hours later. How they've flown. I've been posting here for hours, and listening to music, and watching the Firefly pilot, and thinking about you lot. And do you know what? Leonard Cohen is playing Minneapolis in May. So, before he and I die, I'll get to hear him live again. So, this thought then, that is always in my heart when I post here: If it be your will That I speak no more And my voice be still As it was before I will speak no more I shall abide until I am spoken for If it be your will If it be your will That a voice be true From this broken hill I will sing to you From this broken hill All your praises they shall ring If it be your will To let me sing From this broken hill All your praises they shall ring If it be your will To let me sing If it be your will If there is a choice Let the rivers fill Let the hills rejoice Let your mercy spill On all these burning hearts in hell If it be your will To make us well And draw us near And bind us tight All your children here In their rags of light In our rags of light All dressed to kill And end this night If it be your will If it be your will. 'If It Be Your Will' -Leonard Cohen Gnomey, Leonard Cohen will be in Chicago on May 5. I'll have to go see that concert. Thanks for the concert tip. I don't want to have a Gnome wake. It's almost spring and the plants will start growing and everyone garden needs a Gnome. And I don't want to cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 THROUGH THE ROOF 'N' UNDERGROUND When there is trap set up for you In every corner of this town And so you learn the only way to go is underground When there's a trap set up for you In every corner of your room And so you learn the only way to go is through the roof Ooh, through the roof... Underground And as we're crossing border after border We realize that difference is none It's underdogzoo, and if you want it You always have to make your own fun And as the upper dog leisurely sighing The local cultures are dying and dying The programmed robots are buying and buying And our secluded freaks, they are still trying, trying Ooh, through the roof... Underground Ooh, through the roof... And underground And as the boy scouts learn to read between the lines The silver rabbits hop between their fathers' lies And boy scouts ask, "Pa? Where do they go?" They go to the country that they only know Just like their meanings they lay between the lines Between the borders their real countries hide The strategies saw their advertise Their strategy of being is one of in-your-face disguise Ooh, through the roof... Underground And when their own walls they will a-crumble And all the systems will be discombobbled Around the stump of bigotry Serebrjanniye zaitzy tam vodjay chorovod! Ooh, through the roof... Underground Serebrjanniye zaitzy tam vodjay chorovod! Ooh, through the roof... Underground! Gogol Bordello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I cannot die, just yet. That has to be the most depressing thing I have ever read. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Fred Garvin; Male Prostitute http://video.aol.com/video-detail/saturday-night-live-saturday-night-live-fred-garvin-male-prostitute/388647488 Sorry about the commercial. Margo Kidder was always a real cutie. Too bad she went "round the bend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Boy, you're right ... she really has gone to the dogs. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 I was appointed the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... what greater honor could I find? Latrine orderly in the diarrhea ward? I'm limiting the range of my suggestions to those that I feel you might actually be suitable for. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Fred Garvin; Male Prostitute http://video.aol.com/video-detail/saturday-night-live-saturday-night-live-fred-garvin-male-prostitute/388647488 Sorry about the commercial. So you're offering Professional Hygeine, Discretion, and Animal Gratification? Ugh. Pardon me while I go and scrub my brain. Anyone have some steel wool? Steve P.S. I will admit, however, that the hat and jacket are EXACTLY what I would picture Boo wearing. P.P.S. Forget the steel wool. Anyone have some muriatic acid they care to donate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 Boy, you're right ... she really has gone to the dogs. Hell, she's 60 years old. Whaddaya expect? She still looks a darn sight better than you, pard. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 She still looks a darn sight better than you, pard. Michael Like that's a high bar to hurdle. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 Like that's a high bar to hurdle. Good point and I hope the lady will forgive me for even making the comparison. In fact, the hind end of a dead hyena looks a darn sight better than you-know-who. Probably smells better as well. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Good point and I hope the lady will forgive me for even making the comparison. In fact, the hind end of a dead hyena looks a darn sight better than you-know-who. Probably smells better as well. MichaelRight, that's it Mr. Mold for Brains ... I hereby challenge you to CMSF, any scenario, any ... oh wait, that's right ... [sNEER] You don't even play the game. [/sNEER] Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Right, that's it Mr. Mold for Brains ... I hereby challenge you to CMSF, any scenario, any ... oh wait, that's right ... [sNEER] You don't even play the game. [/sNEER] Joe Ooooo, challenge me! Challenge me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Ooooo, challenge me! Challenge me!Why ... do you have mold for brains ... it wouldn't surprise me you understand. And I thought you got on a snit and didn't buy the game. Or did Seanachai sneak into your house and get on your computer again? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Ooooo, challenge me! Challenge me! Take off your socks and see if you can tell us where all the little piggies go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 So you're offering Professional Hygeine, Discretion, and Animal Gratification? Ugh. Pardon me while I go and scrub my brain. Anyone have some steel wool? Steve P.S. I will admit, however, that the hat and jacket are EXACTLY what I would picture Boo wearing. P.P.S. Forget the steel wool. Anyone have some muriatic acid they care to donate? AGAIN you're not paying attention! Joe asked what higher honor he might have and I suggested HE become like Fred Garvin; Male Prostitute. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it sure works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Love...not Porn.. Alice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Latrine orderly in the diarrhea ward? I'm limiting the range of my suggestions to those that I feel you might actually be suitable for. Michael I fear Joe would only contribute to the mess, hence we have another career to add to the JJWFA list. * Jobs Joe Would Fail At Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Why ... do you have mold for brains ... it wouldn't surprise me you understand. And I thought you got on a snit and didn't buy the game. Or did Seanachai sneak into your house and get on your computer again? Joe I didn't get in a snit, I got in a sneetch. Star-bellied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 Dalem speaks in a language known only in a galaxy far, far away. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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