Stuka Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Bloody soju....weak as piss vodka thats all it is! And the Koreans seem to treat it as though its rockets fuel....I knocked back more than a handful of those and one of my Korean colleagues stammered out in broken engrish that he was "very afraid of my power with the soju" The tradition here is that you don't fill your glass yourself, it's polite if your freind at the table does it for you when they notice your glass is empty. Trouble is the buggers are too slow on the uptake and I have to wave the empty glass under their nose while slurring "kimbo" or whatever 'cheers' is in Korean, in order to get a refill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 They're just not that into you, Stukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Ha! Stuka is so drunk he doesn't even realize that he's drunk. This is wonderful. He'll totally humiliate himself and discredit his company. They'll probably have him removed by a hit and run driver in order to save face. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 The tradition here is that you don't fill your glass yourself, it's polite if your freind at the table does it for you when they notice your glass is empty. Welcome to Aussie Hell, here's your accordian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Can I have a banjo instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
174538 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Redneck Hotmail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 What, may I ask, was that about? A guy joins, waits three months to post a pic of a mailbox and gets immediately banned. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 What, may I ask, was that about? A guy joins, waits three months to post a pic of a mailbox and gets immediately banned. MichaelI was once banned from a site after my first post ... the moderator of one of the IL-2 forums didn't understand the "CessPool" attitude I adopted toward Lawyer. It's something of a gift. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 What, may I ask, was that about? A guy joins, waits three months to post a pic of a mailbox and gets immediately banned. Michael Isn't it obvious??? BFC has taken the moral highground...a stand, if you will...protecting that oft maligned minority inhabiting the rural reaches of the southern U. S. and parts thereabout. For too long have we suffered the depridations of those whom think themselves our betters, just because we have half-assembled cars in our front yards and dogs that live under our porches. Henceforth, we shall no longer be known as "Rednecks"...Nay, we shall now be known as "Nuchals of rose colored hue"...{patent pending}...I for one applaud their progressive attitude and look forward to engaging BFC on a host of issues that will make this board more tolerant towards necks of a different color. Bannings I say, bannings for everyone! BRAVO YA'LL, BRAVO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Isn't it obvious??? BFC has taken the moral highground...a stand, if you will...protecting that oft maligned minority inhabiting the rural reaches of the southern U. S. and parts thereabout. For too long have we suffered the depridations of those whom think themselves our betters, just because we have half-assembled cars in our front yards and dogs that live under our porches. Henceforth, we shall no longer be known as "Rednecks"...Nay, we shall now be known as "Nuchals of rose colored hue"...{patent pending}...I for one applaud their progressive attitude and look forward to engaging BFC on a host of issues that will make this board more tolerant towards necks of a different color. Bannings I say, bannings for everyone! BRAVO YA'LL, BRAVO!!! Oh. Somehow, I am reminded of a line I once heard in a movie: "You know how you can tell a prosperous Georgia farmer? He's got two cars up on blocks in his front yard." Carry on. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Isn't it obvious??? BFC has taken the moral highground...a stand, if you will...protecting that oft maligned minority inhabiting the rural reaches of the southern U. S. and parts thereabout. For too long have we suffered the depridations of those whom think themselves our betters, just because we have half-assembled cars in our front yards and dogs that live under our porches. Henceforth, we shall no longer be known as "Rednecks"...Nay, we shall now be known as "Nuchals of rose colored hue"...{patent pending}...I for one applaud their progressive attitude and look forward to engaging BFC on a host of issues that will make this board more tolerant towards necks of a different color. Bannings I say, bannings for everyone! BRAVO YA'LL, BRAVO!!! You know, it's the funniest thing... I read this entire post, or at least my eyeballs scanned across the various letter groupings but all I got out of it was the intellectual equivalent of a 60 cycle hum. Mental white noise. I think more of you should aspire to this type of posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 If it smells like a post from a banned user, and the information behind-the-scenes confirms it, I flip the switch. Don't matter if it is 1 post or 100 before I come upon it. Don't matter if the poster is a redneck with cars up on blocks, someone with mommy issues who think we are cheap therapy, or an Aussie with a fetish for breaking and entering so he can shag blow up dolls... repeat offenders get the boot. I'm funny that way! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Funny strange or funny ha ha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 an Aussie with a fetish for breaking and entering so he can shag blow up dolls... Yeah, where is Noba these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 You know, it's funny but I was thinking the exact same thing. And I mean funny strange and funny ha-ha both. And nauseating as always when I realize I'm thinking the same thing as any of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 If it smells like a post from a banned user, and the information behind-the-scenes confirms it, I flip the switch. Don't matter if it is 1 post or 100 before I come upon it. Don't matter if the poster is a redneck with cars up on blocks, someone with mommy issues who think we are cheap therapy, or an Aussie with a fetish for breaking and entering so he can shag blow up dolls... repeat offenders get the boot. I'm funny that way! Steve As the owner and admin of a board and a moderator on another, I completely sympathize with your position, Steve. *You've got my address for the check, right?* Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 And nauseating as always when I realize I'm thinking the same thing as any of you. Well, you're going to hate lunch today then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 As the owner and admin of a board and a moderator on another How many members you got there on 'wankers anonymous' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 How many members you got there on 'wankers anonymous' ?Wankers Anonymous ... on Michael's board? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 Too many thingie references, not enough lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 For once, Lars has said something sensible. Or at least semi-sensible. Keep working at it there, Lars, and pretty soon we may even have you writing complete sentences with subjects, verbs, adjectives, and all sorts of neat things. Won't that be fun! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 My momma wouldn't hurt a fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 So for you she makes an exception? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 No, I am allied with the Daleks, and they watch over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 For once, Lars has said something sensible. Does this constitute proof of the thousand monkeys theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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