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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Abbott, you're obviously lost. Lemme show you the way home

Oh I think we can more informative than that ... Abbott ... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Anyone who doesn't have something against everyone here is an IDIOT!

Obviously I'm the exception to the rule in that I AM the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I am ... uh ... beloved by all here ... did I mention that already?

Joe

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Whew!! these posts call for a jolly sing along.

Jayne!

The man they call Jayne!

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor.

He stood up to the man and he gave him what for.

Our love for him now ain't hard to explain.

The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breaking.

He saw the mudders' lament.

And he saw their magistrate taking,

Every dollar and leaving five cents

So he said, "You can't do that to my people."

He said, "You can't crush them under your heel.

So Jayne strapped on his hat, and in ten seconds flat,

Stole everything there was fit to steal…

Now here is what separates heroes,

from common folk like you and I

The man they called Jayne, he turned around that plane

And let that money hit the sky.

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Abbott, you're obviously lost. Lemme show you the way home

Oh I think we can more informative than that ... Abbott ... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Anyone who doesn't have something against everyone here is an IDIOT!

Obviously I'm the exception to the rule in that I AM the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I am ... uh ... beloved by all here ... did I mention that already?

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

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Abbott plants a "wet one" on a fan, as he signs autographs after participating in the latest MBT pod cast hosted by Joe Shaw . Story at eleven.

Ugh, leave it to a Marine to make a guy sick. I liked (gag) beloved Joe’s post better.
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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Abbott, you're obviously lost. Lemme show you the way home

Oh I think we can more informative than that ... Abbott ... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Anyone who doesn't have something against everyone here is an IDIOT!

Obviously I'm the exception to the rule in that I AM the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I am ... uh ... beloved by all here ... did I mention that already?

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Abbott ... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Say that in front of one of my Grandkids bubo! I dare you! </font>
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Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Abbott ... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Say that in front of one of my Grandkids bubo! I dare you! </font>
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Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

Hell I have grandkids tougher then some of the wanna-b-men on these Forums.

You say that like it's an accomplishment or somfink. </font>
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I'd even hazard a guess that they're quite a bit quicker on the uptake than some of the nimrods in these forums.

(Looks meaningfully at Abbot)

Well Boo . We don't play word games with them we say what we mean and mean what we say. As far as toughness goes, I was thinking of a tough little two-year-old girl and an 8-year-old boy. Yes they both are quite a bit tougher then some of the adults I have run into on some of these Forums. That is an accomplishment at their age.

As far as me being a Nimrod thanks, I am a hunter but not a famous one.

[ June 06, 2006, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ]

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Isn't it past time for a jolly sing-song?

Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom

ze-ze-ze-zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.

Back in history before time began

All the real cool cats had a solid plan

When they dug a nervous chick they all, to a man, went

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah

You wanna be cool man? Go ape!

The almighty Joe swingin through the trees

Was the king of everything that roosted in the leaves

But when he saw a girl ape, a-hangin in the breeze, he went

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah

You like to be hip boy? Go ape!

A big dinosaur was a long, tall lizard

He drift through the jungle like a slow blizzard

But when he got a double take at a lady lizard, he did

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah

You wanna be sharp cat? Go ape

A pterodactyl was a flyin fool

Just a... - I thought Id break

in and tell you what a pterodactyl was. Well, it was sort of a stork

lookin bat with sharp teeth that cruised around lookin for... say, we

havent changed a bit, have we cats?

A pterodactyl was a flyin fool

Just a breeze flappin daddy of the old school

But a mama dactyl could sure make him drool

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah

Dont be square Joe. Go ape!

Now old papa tiger was the boss of the Nile

Just a sport model cat with a solid style

He was old King Cool til a girl tiger smiled

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah

Bees warts daddio, go ape!

Adam was the first boy in the land

A big malaroony daddy with an iron hand

But when little Eva said, Hiya Man

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah

Dont be a cube, rube. Go ape!

So remember to ape!

Call today .... yeah!

Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!

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Originally posted by Abbott:

We don't play word games with them we say what we mean and mean what we say. As far as toughness goes, I was thinking of a tough little two-year-old girl and an 8-year-old boy. Yes they both are quite a bit tougher then some of the adults I have run into on some of these Forums. That is an accomplishment at their age.

As far as me being a Nimrod thanks, I am a hunter but not a famous one.

*snort* Family Chuck Norris

*shudder*

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Tae tha feckless bastarrds, Boo Radley, Nidan1, Dalem and Lars - Ah'm oot o' time. Ah didnae think Ah'll bae continuin' tha whoopin' until Ah returrn fraim Paris, London, Bovington, Waterloo, Gosport et feckin' cetra.

Noba ye skanky skanker, Ah'll sort yoo oot agin laddie whain Ah gi' back as waill.

Tae tha raist o' ye, hae a big drink o' shut tha feck oop (tha wee lassies excaipted o' course).

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

So...I need a name for my Kayak. All ships need a name, and, it follows, that anything being hideously paddled around by an Aquatic God is near as dammit to a ship, and it needs a name too.

How about naming your wee Kayak using letters from your name.. Like....

Serene Event

Venus Rest

Tempest Venture

Supreme Event

Semper Venus

The Vesper

The Stern Helm

Vehement Repent

Plenty more I'm sure....

Of course I used your real name, you could think up even more to include the letters from Seanachai .. Just an idea.

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