MrPeng Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Berli. Good. You are older. Again. One less day we have to put up wid ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 actually, when you think about it, every day is one less day you have to put up with anyone. Bappy Hirthday, Berli! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Stoat, you cur, where's my file??? Shaw, you gibbering idjit, did you get the podcast file I sent? Answer me! Stuka, you suppository, quit dilly-dallying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Whoops. How'd that happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Whoops. How'd that happen? "Guessing the quote", huh ? I know....!! What your Mother said when she found out she was pregnant with you. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Ah Berli, another year older eh? Just a year closer to the grave...best wishes anyway, how many more could you possibly have left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ November 27, 2006, 02:02 AM: Message edited by: Ales Dvorak ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ November 27, 2006, 02:02 AM: Message edited by: Ales Dvorak ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 27, 2006 Author Share Posted November 27, 2006 Stunning insight there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 nothing to contribute. I'm just especially fond of page 4s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Originally posted by Croda: nothing to contribute. I'm just especially fond of page 4s. Each to their own of course Croda, but in my opinion Page 4s can't hold a candle to Page 3w. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 No wonder this Monday sucks in particular. Berli must have saved up that old man B-day spleen for the occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Originally posted by Croda: nothing to contribute. You always were the master of the understatement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 If you add enough nothing contributions what do you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: If you add enough nothing contributions what do you get? RSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Croda: nothing to contribute. I'm just especially fond of page 4s. Simpleton. You are especially fond of contemplating your own pocket lint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: If you add enough nothing contributions what do you get? Let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Ah, Jayne. One of the clearest thinkers of our time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Do you load of fetid dingo's kidneys know what I've been doing for the last hour? I've been trying to find Minnesota producers of heritage/heirloom/grass fed pork, lamb and beef. Do you know what the problem has been? Goddamn websites that want to explain to me all about health and wellness and treating animals well. I've been alive and eating too much ****e for too many years to give a rat's arse about health, and anyone who wants to teach macrame to pigs in an effort to raise the quality of their lives is welcome to a free copy of 'Babe, Pig in the City', courtesy of yours truly. But I acknowledge a hatred of 'Factory Farming'. It's degrading to both the animal, and the poor sods that have to eat them. I WANT FLAVOUR, GODDAMNIT! I WANT TO EAT ESPECIALLY TASTY AND INTERESTING ANIMALS! IS THAT SO BLOODY MUCH TO ASK?! I think it's the Holidays that bring it on. That, or the cold weather. In any case, I want to cook. I'd ask for new recipes, but I figure most of you lot stay alive spooning ****e out of cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: I want to cook. Music to my ears. I'd suggest sauteing yourself over a low flame until you're evenly browned. If you're out of butter or olive oil, just use some of the lard that's between your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Do you load of fetid dingo's kidneys know what I've been doing for the last hour? I've been trying to find Minnesota producers of heritage/heirloom/grass fed pork, lamb and beef. There can only be one. MACKENTHUN'S SAUSAGE & DELI St. Bonifacius MN 952 446-1234 Don't know what they feed the critters, but who cares? They grill up nice as is. Not near you of course, but conveniently located right by me. Neener, nee..er..oink, oink, oink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I want a feeding trough and macrame lessons! I also want to live in the manor. You may call me Napoleon. What's good for the pig is good enough for... er, well, damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: I want a feeding trough and macrame lessons! I also want to live in the manor. You may call me Napoleon. What's good for the pig is good enough for... er, well, damn. I'm reminded that you have an excess of vowels in your name while MrSpkr suffers from an excess of consonants. By combining the two, however, we accomplish (viii) ONE weirdo instead of two (a/75/-) the amusement of seeing the two fight each other internally and (((() something else that I've forgotten. I therefore propose that we refer to either of them as ... <big>PORKER ELMS</big> Hey, the choices are limited. I suppose we COULD go with ELK ROMPERS ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I vote for "Elk Rompers," not that there's anything wrong with that, unless the elk is dead and you live in Wisconsin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: I vote for "Elk Rompers," not that there's anything wrong with that, unless the elk is dead and you live in Wisconsin. Or perhaps we could just flip the first one ... you know ... Elms Porker ... which would suggest that he ... uh ... Either way ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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