Leeo Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I care, Seaniepoo. I care for the babe mewling in the hot dark night and I care for the frosted beading on a mug of cold ale. I care for my son and his friends and their friends, whom throuh dendritic connections eventually become everyone. I care that some parts of everyone are witless feckers who traded laced shoes for velcro and slip-ons simply through inability to grasp the concept of "over, under." I care that some people in high power look upon everyone as a commodity. I care that someone has to die for their buddies at the behest of others who come slowly to realize the horrific costs that arise from stately graspings and quibbles for power. I care that you write prose late into the dark, cold night. I care that you light a candle from time to time to push back on the shifting, ever-pressing grey fog of mediocrity. I care that the MBT can always be found by following the warm glow of the fire and the sound of song. I CARE, and therein lies my weakness, as well as the hidden truth of power. Then again, perhaps I'm just a feckless yippie. In any event, I am Thankful for care. Oh, and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 By George lads, I don't know when I've been so excited about a game. Now I know, I know, the forum rules frown upon advertising for other games (and particularly for other TOP NOTCH Simulations) but in this case I can't imagine that BFC would object. Lads ... I bring you ... <big><big>BUS DRIVER!</big></big> Here's the scoop from the OFFICIAL Website: Drive all kinds of buses: school bus, prison bus, city bus, a double-decker! Find out what a bus driver's life is like: * tackle all kinds of weather conditions, day and night * find your way around in a large city with several quarters * handle the responsibility of collecting children for school * transport a basketball team to opponents' stadium * drive a prison bus under tight security conditions * make sure the city transportation system is perfectly on time Bus Driver is a very different driving game compared to the usual crop. There is no mad race in the bus game, instead, you need to pay attention to make sure the passengers are not upset by your careless driving, that you are on schedule, and all traffic rules are observed. You are not driving an agile car that can brake on a dime. You are behind the wheel of a big vehicle, and you need to keep this in mind all the time! Boy howdy, I know I'LL be first in line for this one. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I wonder how many times I can get the prison bus to roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: I care, Seaniepoo. I care for the babe mewling in the hot dark night and I care for the frosted beading on a mug of cold ale. I care for my son and his friends and their friends, whom throuh dendritic connections eventually become everyone. I care that some parts of everyone are witless feckers who traded laced shoes for velcro and slip-ons simply through inability to grasp the concept of "over, under." I care that some people in high power look upon everyone as a commodity. I care that someone has to die for their buddies at the behest of others who come slowly to realize the horrific costs that arise from stately graspings and quibbles for power. I care that you write prose late into the dark, cold night. I care that you light a candle from time to time to push back on the shifting, ever-pressing grey fog of mediocrity. I care that the MBT can always be found by following the warm glow of the fire and the sound of song. I CARE, and therein lies my weakness, as well as the hidden truth of power. Then again, perhaps I'm just a feckless yippie. In any event, I am Thankful for care. Oh, and beer. *** sniff...sniff ****, thats beautiful, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I hope the buses have the correct thickness and degree of glacis armour or else Grog Dorosh will be pissed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: I wonder how many times I can get the prison bus to roll. Why? So you can get thrown into the back with all the prisoners? You'd like that wouldn't you sweet cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: By George lads, I don't know when I've been so excited about a game. Now I know, I know, the forum rules frown upon advertising for other games (and particularly for other TOP NOTCH Simulations) but in this case I can't imagine that BFC would object. Lads ... I bring you ... <big><big>BUS DRIVER!</big></big> Joe Though I care a lot, in general terms, I'm not quite sure I could get riled up about a bus hitting the Justicar. Well, I guess I'd care as to what type of bus hit him. Wouldn't it be ironic if the bus that hit the Justicar was a short one? Perhaps this could be done within the simulation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: I wonder how many times I can get the prison bus to roll. Why? So you can get thrown into the back with all the prisoners? You'd like that wouldn't you sweet cheeks. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I have to tell you lads, I'm disappointed ... sure the OBVIOUS Women's Prison Bus came to mind (well ... to Lars anyway, jury's still out on exactly what constitutes a "mind") ... buncha of pervs ... but NO ONE mentioned anything about: Find out what a bus driver's life is likeI mean COME ON PEOPLE ... this just CRIES OUT for a comparison to, say, Boo Radley's life. And speaking of Boo Radley ... well Croda too, there's this little gem that's MADE TO ORDER: * find your way around in a large city with several quartersGive each of them a buck in quarters and they're gone for DAYS. And if we MUST roll in the gutter ... and why not after all ... what kind of self respecting perv would miss: * handle the responsibility of collecting children for school * transport a basketball team to opponents' stadium I'm talking CHEERLEADERS here! People I can't do EVERYTHING for you ... I set 'em up and I EXPECT you to knock 'em down. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Joe, why do you hate women's prison bus orgies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm talking CHEERLEADERS here!Christ! Who in their right mind is turned on by a busload of yattering hens squaking about brand x jeans, cosmetic brand y and how much it hurt when they got their nipples pierced... Never mind the back massaging for sore muscles and the inevitable comparison of their leg waxing results. Jeepers, we're talking about, what 19 to 23 year old College girls who haven't been physically altered by childbirth, breast feeding or gravity and haven't turned into bank account nazi's who hold sex over your head like some kind of carrot then ask you for a new kitchen... What was I saying? Oh I know, sod off with your cheerleading bus driving fantasies already! Ya sick-o! Now a bus load of naughty Stormtrooper-ettes going to Dragon Con might get interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm talking CHEERLEADERS here!I'm going to share a little story here about a bus and a female sports team. About 2 years ago I was driving around my home town and pulled up behind a bus stopped at traffic lights. It was with interest I noticed what I think were women in their 30s sitting right at the back of the bus. Obviously a sports team (netball maybe?) Anyhoo they looked around and gave me a wave (and of course I waved back) then they started talking and giggling at one another. and then.... and then... 2 stood up, dropped their drawers and mooned me by pressing their bottoms up against the back window of the bus! And let me tell you the view was particularly nice!! Now the thing I want to know in all seriousness is...... Will this be simulated in the bus game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 What I'd like to know, Joe, is if you have sooooo much time on your hands that you can be sitting in front of your Commodore 64, dribbling Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup onto the keyboard, looking for more and more mind-numbingly boring games to... er... bore us with, why can't you RETURN A FREAKIN' FILE ONCE IN AWHILE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: What I'd like to know, Joe, is if you have sooooo much time on your hands that you can be sitting in front of your Commodore 64, dribbling Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup onto the keyboard, looking for more and more mind-numbingly boring games to... er... bore us with, why can't you RETURN A FREAKIN' FILE ONCE IN AWHILE??? Right, that's it ... I'm personally CALLING you in ... uh ... 12 minutes to give you a piece of my mind young man. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: What I'd like to know, Joe, is if you have sooooo much time on your hands that you can be sitting in front of your Commodore 64, dribbling Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup onto the keyboard, looking for more and more mind-numbingly boring games to... er... bore us with, why can't you RETURN A FREAKIN' FILE ONCE IN AWHILE??? Right, that's it ... I'm personally CALLING you in ... uh ... 12 minutes to give you a piece of my mind young man. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: What I'd like to know, Joe, is if you have sooooo much time on your hands that you can be sitting in front of your Commodore 64, dribbling Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup onto the keyboard, looking for more and more mind-numbingly boring games to... er... bore us with, why can't you RETURN A FREAKIN' FILE ONCE IN AWHILE??? Right, that's it ... I'm personally CALLING you in ... uh ... 12 minutes to give you a piece of my mind young man. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: What I'd like to know, Joe, is if you have sooooo much time on your hands that you can be sitting in front of your Commodore 64, dribbling Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup onto the keyboard, looking for more and more mind-numbingly boring games to... er... bore us with, why can't you RETURN A FREAKIN' FILE ONCE IN AWHILE??? Right, that's it ... I'm personally CALLING you in ... uh ... 12 minutes to give you a piece of my mind young man. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: I care that you write prose late into the dark, cold night. I care that you light a candle from time to time to push back on the shifting, ever-pressing grey fog of mediocrity. I care that the MBT can always be found by following the warm glow of the fire and the sound of song. In any event, I am Thankful for care. Oh, and beer. Son of a bitch. I really appreciate that. Also, beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now I know, I know, the forum rules frown upon advertising for other games (and particularly for other TOP NOTCH Simulations) but in this case I can't imagine that BFC would object. Lads ... I bring you ... <big><big>BUS DRIVER!</big></big> Joe ... ... The next time you're in Minnesota, I'm going to kick you until you stop moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: I wonder how many times I can get the prison bus to roll. You know, Lars, I wouldn't put even money on you on any given weekend night to get a car door open on less than three tries. But I will withdraw all the money, whatever the amount, that I have in the bank, and put it on you at any odds to roll a prison bus not less than 4 times. And not just in a game. Because I know you, Lars. And I know that you are a champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now I know, I know, the forum rules frown upon advertising for other games (and particularly for other TOP NOTCH Simulations) but in this case I can't imagine that BFC would object. Lads ... I bring you ... <big><big>BUS DRIVER!</big></big> Joe ... ... The next time you're in Minnesota, I'm going to kick you until you stop moving. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: By the by, you all look very handsome in your little sailor suits. Smiling and shuffling. The perfect answer to those who wanted a daughter, but had to acknowledge that sometimes there are testicles. [/QB]luckily not in your case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 News follows. Things are finally getting to where they approach normal on the home front. We should be closing on the house by the end of the month. I got promoted to Police Sergeant at work. The baby is crawling all over the house like a spider monkey. And as hard as I try to stay away from this den of iniquity, something keeps pulling me back in, it is actually quite frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: News follows. Things are finally getting to where they approach normal on the home front. We should be closing on the house by the end of the month. I got promoted to Police Sergeant at work. The baby is crawling all over the house like a spider monkey. And as hard as I try to stay away from this den of iniquity, something keeps pulling me back in, it is actually quite frightening. Not anywhere NEAR as frightening as the thought of you being promoted to Police Sergeant ... and I thought the National Guard was the only outfit with low standards. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: By the by, you all look very handsome in your little sailor suits. Smiling and shuffling. The perfect answer to those who wanted a daughter, but had to acknowledge that sometimes there are testicles. luckily not in your case </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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