Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Lad ... you'll need to go a long way to beat your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread at THIS game ... I'm just too smart for you. Pffft. So is a sack of doorknobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: Now I'm confused... Welcome to my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: Now I'm confused... Welcome to my world. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Where is the Gnomus Maximus? Seanachai! Peng is sending me turns that are FREAKING HUGE, MAN and it's only the third turn! It takes my stone age modem an inordinate amount of time to send and receive them and I find that the waiting fills me with... ennui. I need to have my feet anointed with fragrant oils and my scalp massaged (put DOWN that ball peen hammer, you swine!). I need... gentle songs sung to me and palm fronds waved gently over my head! Fetch me another cheap beer and tell me that you love me, Junie Moon and what the hell was Pete Seeger doing in that movie, anyway? But I digress... Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)? Or perhaps the zither? I would fecking KILL to hear some bitchin' acid rock done on a zither right about now. Perhaps later too... I'll have my people call your people. Ahhh... you're not here. Guess I'll have to get my own beer. You are SO undependable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 STOCKHOLM (AFP) — A hen in southern Sweden that has grown a rooster comb, tail and wattle and begun to crow is wreaking havoc in its henhouse, where the rooster, Henry VIII, is hopping mad, Swedish media reported on Friday. "Henry VIII is bloody angry. The other hens are mostly just surprised but they seem to increasingly accept him or her," the owner of the henhouse, Christel Hammar-Malmgren, told the online edition of regional daily Blekinge Laens Tidning. Hammar-Malmgren woke up one morning in July to the sound of two roosters crowing, instead of just one. To her surprise, she discovered that one of the black hens, Anne Boleyn — all of the hens are named after Henry VIII's wives — had undergone a transformation. "She had lost most of her hen feathers and had begun growing a comb and tail," she said. The transsexual hen joined the henhouse last year and was different from the start. She was uninterested in the usual hen chores and laid bad eggs, Hammar-Malmgren said. She insisted however that despite the change, and unlike the hen's namesake, there were no plans to end Anne Boleyn's days prematurely. Swedes scare me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 We Sit Unhackled, Drunk and Mad to Edit Notions of freedom are tied up with drink. Our ideal life contains a tavern Where man may sit and talk or just think All without fear of the nighted wyvern; Or yet another tavern where it appears There are no No Trust signs, no No Credit. And, apart from the unlimited beers, We sit unhackled, drunk and mad to edit Tracts of a really better land where one May drink a finer, ah, an undistilled wine, That subtly intoxicates without pain, Weaving the vision of the unassimilable inn Where we may drink forever without owing With the door open, and the wind blowing. Malcolm Lowry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: So when we make fun of Joe we have to call him GooberJoe? Hey GooberJoe ... that has a nice ring to it. Now see Speedy, THIS is why Australia will ALWAYS be a Goober Nation ... because it's populated (in a manner of speaking) by people (in a manner of speaking) like YOU.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Christel Hammar-Malmgren, told the online edition of regional daily Blekinge Laens Tidning. Nope. Even with one eye closed it still looks misspelled. Damned goober nation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Where is the Gnomus Maximus? Seanachai! Peng is sending me turns that are FREAKING HUGE, MAN and it's only the third turn! It takes my stone age modem an inordinate amount of time to send and receive them and I find that the waiting fills me with... ennui. I need to have my feet anointed with fragrant oils and my scalp massaged (put DOWN that ball peen hammer, you swine!). I need... gentle songs sung to me and palm fronds waved gently over my head! Fetch me another cheap beer and tell me that you love me, Junie Moon and what the hell was Pete Seeger doing in that movie, anyway? But I digress... Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)? Or perhaps the zither? I would fecking KILL to hear some bitchin' acid rock done on a zither right about now. Perhaps later too... I'll have my people call your people. Ahhh... you're not here. Guess I'll have to get my own beer. You are SO undependable! He left my house with all his faculties intact, and no doubt all the good silver in his pocketses, that's all I can report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 next time use only plasticware and hide the good silver. I think you are lying about his faculties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: Whose life? I mean, should Sir Popgun have that stray thought and die, does that mean the Justicar is no longer the Justicar? Perhaps for our li'l 37 it does. Just reading the previous two sentences my provide all the impetus we require to test both potentialities persuant to whose life and the consequnces of actual thought to er... Now I'm confused... ah, yes. Will the synaptic resources required to parse the above result in the demise of Sir Sir 3.7cm? We'll see. Will his (37's) mortal cessation mean the Justicar is no longer the Lusticar (at least for him {'him' in this case being not PShaw! but SirSir})? We'll see. I can hardly wait for the results. A worthy experiment indeed. Sir Doorknocker, you have our permission to to make like Jean-Paul Sartre... Think therefore you die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Or perhaps the zither? I would fecking KILL to hear some bitchin' acid rock done on a zither right about now.You might try The Incredible String Band. Then again, you might not... Lord knows you try the rest of us. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 Sheesh what a day… It seems as if everything I've done or said recently has managed to piss someone off. As for Pengs experiment, he needs a control group… that will require more Justicars & Messiahs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Sheesh what a day… It seems as if everything I've done or said recently has managed to piss someone off.Whaddaya mean "recently"? You've been an annoyance all along. As for Pengs experiment, he needs a control group… that will require more Justicars & Messiahs Not necessarily. I would regard any action that resulted in the elimination of you both as an unqualified success, to be celebrated in heroic verse down through the ages. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Can we, for the luv of Gawd, stick with ONE cutsie name out of you? Joe Thinks for a moment... No. Happy Pappy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Ukelele, Ukulele, doesn't really matter what you call it. Jake Shimabukuro - "Crazy G" If you can play it like that, you'll do ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Ukelele, Ukulele, doesn't really matter what you call it. Jake Shimabukuro - "Crazy G" If you can play it like that, you'll do ok. Somehow ukeleles just doesn't inspire me enough to open that link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Can you play the ukelele (Gawd, that's a weird word to type.)?Yeah? You got it wrong too. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You'd trust an online dictionary above a real, live Fool?Yes, we would. (But you're our fool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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