Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Why can't there be a nice & friendly Cesspoolian ? BLUUUURRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! Bet you didn't think I could projectile vomit all the way to Europe, did ya? Have fun getting that out of your shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I'm naked, so i guess i'll have to burn it off my skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 ...or you could take a shower and wash it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: ...or you could take a shower and wash it off. It's always the easy way out for you isn't it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: He's a real bag of hot air, ain't he? If the Germans had had him in WW I, they could have attached a gondola and motors and gone and bombed London. Hmm, wonder why they figured out a way to do it with out him… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: He's a real bag of hot air, ain't he? If the Germans had had him in WW I, they could have attached a gondola and motors and gone and bombed London. Hmm, wonder why they figured out a way to do it with out him… </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Emrys , did you email your reply? See the TOW forum if you have time from your retirement and reminiscing on the good old days when you fought with dinosaurs for your meals. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: ...or you could take a shower and wash it off. I like his idea better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by rune: Emrys , did you email your reply? See the TOW forum if you have time from your retirement and reminiscing on the good old days when you fought with dinosaurs for your meals. Rune Trying your hand at on-line dating, rune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 On my way home from work today, I stopped off at a farmer's market to pick up some of the best sweet corn in all the known galaxy. When I went to leave, I noticed this car, a Mazda Miata, parked next to me, which had a vanity plate that read, 'Stoat9'. I thought, "Hmmmm... Did Stoat drive all the way to Akron to also buy some of the best sweet corn in the all known galaxy?". As I was buckling up, the driver of the car got in and I saw it was a middle aged woman. I thought that perhaps it was not our very own Stoat. But then, as she started her car, Enya came wafting out of the stereo... and I reconsidered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Enya... Quickly hides CD's under the carpet... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Now lads, we all know that the CessPool is the only thread, in all of the web, that really matters. But from time to time we do wander elsewhere ... when no one has posted anything new here. Normally what happens outside of the CessPool stays outside of the CessPool, but in this case I have seen such an egregious fault that I feel it is my DUTY, as your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, to bring it to the collective attention of the membership. This from Gryene's Annex, the first part posted by someone not of the CessPool and therefore undeserving of our recognition: *Simon makes a less-than-impressive landing in his Spitfire. Skipper observes dissaprovingly from the command hut, and approaches him afterwards.* Squadron Leader Skipper (Robert Shaw): How many hours in Spits? Simon: Ten and a half, sir. Skipper: Let's make it eleven, before Jerry has you for breakfast. *Simon and Skipper head to their respective aircraft. Other pilots in the squadron, lounging about, observe.* Pilot Officer Archie (Edward Fox): Spring chicken to ****ehawk in one easy lesson. All: Tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka. *Later, Skipper bounces Simon from out of the sun.* Skipper (over radio): Tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka! (BTW, Edward Fox played General Horrocks in A Bridge Too Far.)So far so good, even outerboarders can get their facts straight and know enough to appreciate a fine piece of cinema. BUT THEN ... FROM THE FINGERS OF OUR OWN stoat ... well, I'll let it speak for itself ... Tacka-Tacka? It was attack-attack-attack-attack. I could hardly restrain my wrath lads, my finger was on the trigger button of my Hurry as I poured lead from my .303 MGs into his belly ... "attack-attack-attack?". SCORN HIM LADS, SCORN HIM with ... uh ... scorn. Such an infamy I've not seen in all my days. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: my HurryThis alone proves that you are a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I could hardly restrain my wrath lads, my finger was on the trigger button of my Hurry as I poured lead from my .303 MGs into his belly ... "attack-attack-attack?". SCORN HIM LADS, SCORN HIM with ... uh ... scorn.You chose to fly a Hurricane, and you want us to scorn young Stoat? Yeh right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I could hardly restrain my wrath lads, my finger was on the trigger button of my Hurry as I poured lead from my .303 MGs into his belly ... "attack-attack-attack?". SCORN HIM LADS, SCORN HIM with ... uh ... scorn.You chose to fly a Hurricane, and you want us to scorn young Stoat? Yeh right. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Yup, Hurries were the backbone of the RAF during the BoB, Spitfires just took all the glory. I'm with ya Joe Xhia, Mace you just go back to reading your war comics for historical reference...... oh and 'PlaySheep' of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Such an infamy I've not seen in all my days.Gee, you really don't get out much, do you? And here I thought all this time we were demeaning your intelligence just in the spirit of good, clean, vicious fun. Little did I know that the truth far outpaced our contempt for you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Such an infamy I've not seen in all my days.Gee, you really don't get out much, do you? And here I thought all this time we were demeaning your intelligence just in the spirit of good, clean, vicious fun. Little did I know that the truth far outpaced our contempt for you. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <del>Michael Emyrs</del>Ooooooooooh, UBB code goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <del>Michael Emyrs</del>Ooooooooooh, UBB code goodness. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: This from Gryene's Annex, the first part posted by someone not of the CessPool and therefore undeserving of our recognition: ...Not getting recognized by you lot definately counts as a blessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Sung to the tune of 'The Yellow Rose of Texas'. Oh, the bloodshot eyes of Joe Shaw Are bleary, yes indeed. And he looks so darn bedraggled, Like he's been chewin' loco weed. His breath could stun a buzzard And make a turnip bleed. And the bloodshot eyes of Joe Shaw Are spinning like a dervish. I still need to work on that last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Have I posted yet in 2006? I forgot where you bastards put the Peng Thread and was looking around the CMBB and CMAK board. Happy 6 years anniversary on this board to me. Yes, I'm still technically on this board even though I ran out of anything to say in 2003. Even then it was mostly verbal tripe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I've read through most of Old Joe's ramblings in this thread and I believe he's asking "What's wrong with Australians?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh ... young stoat ... from Warbird Alley </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Nicknames: Hurry; Hurribomber (Malta-based Hurricanes)You're out of your league lad ... IOW ... tacka-tacka-tacka. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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