37mm Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Meanwhile the lead elements of my second group had crossed the frozen river with the aim of causing some mischief… they succeeded But then Boo brought a whole load of wasps into play & ‘drove off’ my men A counter attack with my own flame halftrack failed abysmally It was now that Boo, flushed with unearned pride, rushed to the Cesspool all giggly & joyous before tapping out with his oafish fingers… Tee hee... Sir Sir 37mm's jack booted thugs have been given faulty flametracks, apparently. Either that or the nong doesn't know how they work. Did I mention, tee hee? Enraged by the use of ‘Tee hee’ in The One Thread I vowed to rub Boo’s nose in his own humble pie which had been filled with his ill conceived words… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Elsewhere my second group (boosted by various reinforcements) had finally begun to reach the main objective… they also began ‘meeting’ Boo’s forces Fire-fights raged & Boo’s wasps showed up, threatening to cause a total disaster… one was dealt with by one of my own flamers And another was dealt with by a faust… meanwhile my second brumbar was being really, really, really mean Once again my artillery came into play halting Boo’s forces in one sector (with the help of another flamer & my last flame halftrack) The other sector was just… brutal. It was almost humbling to be able to deliver such punishment upon the pre-emptively gloating hippy Still with time running out I was forced to launch an assault on the main flag… I’m ashamed to say that I failed to claim the flag primarily because of my own ‘covering fire’ Just when I thought I might get the ‘most stupid play of the game award’ Boo brought up a Sherman right in front of my hell-causing Brumbar & then blithely ordered it to fire on some half squad to its right… I of course took the prize Tee hee… 303 casualties! Perhaps his soldiers don’t work? Either that or the nong doesn’t know how to use them. Tee hee, tee hee… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 I think that qualifies as a "Sound Beat-Down", although not a "Beat-Down That Will Surely Leave A Mark". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Think V likes to hang out in the gym after the game. My real name is Francis and I like trucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Originally posted by V: I like trucks.No need to be redundant. The mullet was a pretty good tipoff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by V: I like trucks.No need to be redundant. The mullet was a pretty good tipoff. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by V: I like trucks.No need to be redundant. The mullet was a pretty good tipoff. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by V: I like trucks.No need to be redundant. The mullet was a pretty good tipoff. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Anybody calls me 'Francis'... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 ...I'll kill 'em! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Tee hee… 303 casualties! Perhaps his soldiers don’t work? Either that or the nong doesn’t know how to use them. Tee hee, tee hee… Yes, yes, yes... we're all quite impressed with your tactical skills. So... you plan on sending another turn in that CMBB match up you started? Or have you quit the game because I stopped payment on your reality check? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Bet Francis and Earl... urm... urm... urm... cohabit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Oh,... and dalem you zayon pig, what horrible rules. That's Zeon to the likes of you, Gill-ite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'll give you one thing, Sir Sir 37mm, you write AARs that aren't too bad, not too bad at all. Now if only you'd restrict your posting to AARs and nothing else, the Pool would be a better place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: I'll give you one thing, Sir Sir 37mm.... *In strides a fearsome looking Scotsman wearing a drab blue and green tartan kilt, grubby white shirt with baggy sleeves, topped by a shock of red hair and piercing blue eyes smouldering under bushy eyebrows...* "Ah'll gi' ye THIS!" *A boney fist clutching a gnarled cane about an inch in diameter, capped with a solid silver stags head handle, appears* "Stand still ye gibberin' weasel!" *WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! ....(pause)... WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!* "Bastarrd! Ye've tired mah arrrm...AND dainted mah solid silver stags haid handle!" *KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK!* *Exit fearsome Scotsman, stage left, to thunderous applause* Aidited fer tha feckless twats wi' 13" monitors. [ October 20, 2005, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: OGSF ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Pencil Neck: That's an assault boat if ever I saw one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Dammit OGSF use the bloody spacebar!!!! And move your tanks to where I can blow them up. Nong. edit- aahhhhh much better, thankyou. [ October 20, 2005, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: Speedy ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: File this one under "No $#iT". Australian study finds alcohol linked to croc attacks Isn't everything in Oz linked to alcohol? Hey, Speedy, can I still buy you a drink? Bloody oath you can, I'll take the chance of dodging all the salt water crocs around my home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: Bloody oath you can, I'll take the chance of dodging all the salt water crocs around my home. Don't you mean the crocorocadilladoobalongigongs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: it was forged in the deranged mind’s of two of our own; the lovely Kitty & the ‘unusual’ Mace.Ahh yes, Blister, the warped demented love child of the Kitty/Mace union. I think we were drunk at the time of conception. Umm then again I think we were drunk ALL the time. Hey tho, I don't remember snow?! I thought when we created created it it was sans snow? How are the flames going to spread with all that snow? Huh? HUH?!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: it was forged in the deranged mind’s of two of our own; the lovely Kitty & the ‘unusual’ Mace.Ahh yes, Blister, the warped demented love child of the Kitty/Mace union. I think we were drunk at the time of conception. Umm then again I think we were drunk ALL the time. Hey tho, I don't remember snow?! I thought when we created created it it was sans snow? How are the flames going to spread with all that snow? Huh? HUH?!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: it was forged in the deranged mind’s of two of our own; the lovely Kitty & the ‘unusual’ Mace.Ahh yes, Blister, the warped demented love child of the Kitty/Mace union. I think we were drunk at the time of conception. Umm then again I think we were drunk ALL the time. Hey tho, I don't remember snow?! I thought when we created created it it was sans snow? How are the flames going to spread with all that snow? Huh? HUH?!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: it was forged in the deranged mind’s of two of our own; the lovely Kitty & the ‘unusual’ Mace.Ahh yes, Blister, the warped demented love child of the Kitty/Mace union. I think we were drunk at the time of conception. Umm then again I think we were drunk ALL the time. Hey tho, I don't remember snow?! I thought when we created created it it was sans snow? How are the flames going to spread with all that snow? Huh? HUH?!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: it was forged in the deranged mind’s of two of our own; the lovely Kitty & the ‘unusual’ Mace.Ahh yes, Blister, the warped demented love child of the Kitty/Mace union. I think we were drunk at the time of conception. Umm then again I think we were drunk ALL the time. Hey tho, I don't remember snow?! I thought when we created created it it was sans snow? How are the flames going to spread with all that snow? Huh? HUH?!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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