Red Necked Dollar

ShiiiiiiiiTTE Joe do you like trucks? I like trucks.

Yee-hah!

I was watching some bull riding from Australia the other night on T.V. when I noticed them bulls were rather small compared to what I consider normal bull riding. What's up with that? Are you guys short feeding them critters? As in cow-tipper? Hell I dint know Aussie’s kept them doggies in the house. I only bring em in when it dips below zero! Them Aussie’s must be quite neighborly.

R Juddy are you one of them Juddys from down under that hill over by the West fork?

What a cowincedence I was having lunch with Bo at the Mulelip when he said "Hey, is that Bubo and his bodacious beau out back?" But after a further look it turned out just to be a regular sheep. (Edit: spelling).

Oh no it ain’t French. I don’t hold with them froggies. I don’t even eat fries; I like my potatoes cooked up in a iron skillet or smashed in a pan. Heck I can’t imagine anyone getting along with them fellers especially since the only way they can separate the men from the boys in the French army is with a crow bar. Hell, The only battle the French navy ever won was against Greenpeace!

Well hell yeah, I could use some spare lug nuts for the wife's yard salen tralier!

Some mornings I wake up and just count my blessings! One such blessing is the fact that GREAT songwriters such as Jerry Jeff Walker live among us. Here is a small offering to The Pool of the man’s genius. ---- He was born in West Virginia, His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz And he's not responsible for what he's doing 'Cause his mother made him what he is Up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Sure does like his Budweiser beer, Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor; Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck; He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker Up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

What a concident Boo (Heh, it spelt like the chicken) sometimes in the evenin I will go down to Carl's for attire for my pick em up truck. If it's chilly Carl and the mexicans will also be wearing jackets and I bet tharr the same ones they wore to supper too!

I likes wooves.

You do realize that he is Abbott, right? I mean, the entire RND persona is a joke, intentionally created to mock a stereotype of the dumb American target audience that some said CM:SF was targeted at. You're not actually taking him seriously, are you? </font>

Well I finally lernad whar Radely gots his name frum. I hopes it waunt Kinfolk Boo! Tuesday, May 23, 2006 ARKADELPHIA, Ark. - The exotic chicken that was saved from drowning by mouth-to-beak resuscitation more than three months ago has died, her owner said Tuesday. Boo Boo , the chicken who was revived after she was found floating face down in the family pond in February, died recently, said owner Jackie Calhoun. The fowl's story was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Animal Planet network. "She had seizures," Calhoun said. "I've come to the conclusion that's what put her in the pond in the first place." He said he assumed another seizure had caused the fowl's death. In February, Calhoun said he removed the chicken from the water and his sister Marian Morris blew into its beak, causing its eyes to pop open. Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken. The chicken, who was named Boo Boo because she was easily frightened, also lived to lay three eggs before dying, Calhoun said. Until then, Calhoun said he didn't know if the bird was male or female. "We incubated one of her eggs, and it hatched," Calhoun said. "The chick has black and white markings like Boo Boo's ." --- Information from: The Daily Siftings Herald, http://www.siftingsherald.com/

P.E.T.A. People eating tasty animals. Four dead in Ohio

YOOooo’s that’s a beaut! I bet ya caain’t weight to get ‘er into the mud! Now that is goin out styiiling Steve ! Hell if I was driving that rig come a Friday I would even put on a clean shirt! Be fun to get a couple chicks and an ice chest in the back that beauty, be goods for the ole welcome wagon (ya knows what I mean) Welcome back. How is the new Law firm working out for ya? Youse isn’t roibbed any widers have ya? Anybody shot at ya yet?

Heh, I took that picture while fly-casting, water skiing and snorkeling. Yeah and I hope some of you milksop Hippie types choke on your Tofu. If you still have enough teeth left to eat anything that doesn’t come out of a blender that is. That way there can be more of us corn-fed Budweiser drinking red necks to make this world a better place for all mankind.