Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Today’s reading is from the Book of Peng, Chapter 4, verse 17: And lo, he came to the land of his mother’s brother’s servant, saying, “Where am I?” And there was none there to answer him, not even no one, saying, “Yea!” And he was lillian wroth in his rainment, for he was in the land of reversible cups and sanitary pedestals. And he lay in that land a long time, like worms out of a hot cheese log…” And from this, we can learn that there are rules that will guide ye, for ye are a lowly SSN and are like the chattel and old Hershey bar wrappers that are under the feet of the righteous and wearers of natty clothing. Remember always to challenge thine opponents with wit and vinegar and to never display thy naughty bits, unless it is to rebuke them, for assuredly as the sun follows the moon and the paparazzi follow Britney… We will rebuke them. And that the Ladies of the Pool are as far above ye as any clever repartee and ye will treat them with the respect they deserve, or ye shall be smited about the lips with the Brick of Everlasting Hardness. Remember to that only OGSF may speak in a bad dialect, unless ye be Oddstraylun, and then is pretty much goes with the territory. And ye shall have an E-mail address and a general location so that PBEMs may be sent, otherwise ye are naught but a clanging gong and a dusty tsatske upon the end table of a Mormon Wife. And if ye can follow these rules, then praise and rewards and accolades and maybe foul smelling, brownish, semi-liquid material will be placed upon your head. But if ye cannot follow these rules, then ye shall SOD OFF and be cast out into the outerboards, where there is everlasting torment and pointless political talk and not a whole lot of fun, either. Let us prey… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Let us prey Methinks sending turns would be far preferable to displays of piety, misspelled or not. That's just me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 8, 2007 Author Share Posted July 8, 2007 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Let us prey Methinks sending turns would be far preferable to displays of piety, misspelled or not. That's just me. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Boo makes jokes??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Originally posted by Speedy: Boo makes jokes??? Boo <font size=+2>IS</font> the joke.** Noba. ** yeah, I know... no need to point out the bleedin' obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Boo makes jokes??? Boo <font size=+2>IS</font> the joke.** Noba. ** yeah, I know... no need to point out the bleedin' obvious. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kineas Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Good Evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Hate is wasted upon things. "I hate my car." "I hate my computer." "I hate brussel sprouts." Such phrases do an injustice to the concept of hate. They are unto true hate as a grasshopper is to Beelzebub, for what good is hate without some consciousness with which to measure the emotion and react in a negative fashion? The car can't feel my loathing, and the brussel sprouts can't take offense at being maligned. No, for true hate to manifest itself in all it resplendent glory, the target must have the capacity to understand the concept, and the ability to empathize with experiencing that emotion, along with the brain-power to regret that such negative feelings are directed towards its fleeting being. Indeed, for there to be hate, there must be that which is capable of cognitively comprehending that it is the target of malice. Something with a soul and an intellect is the only worthwhile target of hate. Which is pretty much why I gave up hating Boo a long time ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Hmm, those Rules didn't suck as much as usual. Mediocre job there, Boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: The car can't feel my loathing...You've obviously never seen me work on rusty brake systems, then. 6lb. sledge hammer is a required tool, for just that reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Hmm, those Rules didn't suck as much as usual.Somewhat better than his usual fare. Wonder who his ghost writer is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Somewhat better than his usual fare. Wonder who his ghost writer is It's definitely not Leeo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Hmm, those Rules didn't suck as much as usual.Somewhat better than his usual fare. Wonder who his ghost writer is </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Hi, my name is Bunyip, and this is my stick. First a quick question... Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread Is that a self appointed title? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Bunyip: Hi, my name is Bunyip, and this is my stick. First a quick question... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread Is that a self appointed title? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Bunyip: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread Is that a self appointed title? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Oh, you've something to send? Given that this is the CM:SF forum, be sure to hold your breath waiting for the reply. (pictures please) Forgive my halfwittedness, but what's an SSN? Socialist Solidarity Network? Sky Sports News? SIM Serial Number? nuclear attack sub? Imagine posting a TLA in a rule set without a definition! And since when did a club have a pointy end? Self only in that Joe and Boo are so very similar. It is often difficult to tell them apart. The main difference would be the memory problem. In Joe's case this would be the onset of Alzheimer's... in Boo's case its just that he's is not terribly bright. Subtle distinction. At least the not so bright one can spell it. [ July 10, 2007, 08:22 AM: Message edited by: Bunyip ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Bunyip: Forgive my halfwittedness, but what's an SSN? Don't worry. We've gotten used to halfwittedness from Scum Sucking Newbies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Bunyip: Oh, you've something to send? Given that this is the CM:SF forum, be sure to hold your breath waiting for the reply. (pictures please) Forgive my halfwittedness, but what's an SSN? Socialist Solidarity Network? Sky Sports News? SIM Serial Number? nuclear attack sub? Imagine posting a TLA in a rule set without a definition! And since when did a club have a pointy end? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Self only in that Joe and Boo are so very similar. It is often difficult to tell them apart. The main difference would be the memory problem. In Joe's case this would be the onset of Alzheimer's... in Boo's case its just that he's is not terribly bright. Subtle distinction. At least the not so bright one can spell it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bunyip: Oh, you've something to send? Given that this is the CM:SF forum, be sure to hold your breath waiting for the reply. (pictures please) Forgive my halfwittedness, but what's an SSN? Socialist Solidarity Network? Sky Sports News? SIM Serial Number? nuclear attack sub? Imagine posting a TLA in a rule set without a definition! And since when did a club have a pointy end? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Self only in that Joe and Boo are so very similar. It is often difficult to tell them apart. The main difference would be the memory problem. In Joe's case this would be the onset of Alzheimer's... in Boo's case its just that he's is not terribly bright. Subtle distinction. At least the not so bright one can spell it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bunyip: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread Is that a self appointed title? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ...{snipped ... Actually, Joe, if you check his profile, you'll see that there is both a general location AND an E-mail address. So, calm down, take your HCTZ and take a bunch of deep, calming breaths. But first let me put this plastic bag over your head... no, that's OK, you don't need to hold it there, I've got some piano wire I'll wrap around your neck, three or seven times. There ya go! Now breath deep! You are SUCH an idiot. I can't beleive that I actually left the M.B.T. in YOUR care. OBVIOUSLY it's in his profile NOW ... AFTER I told him TWICE to do it. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: ...{snipped ... Actually, Joe, if you check his profile, you'll see that there is both a general location AND an E-mail address. So, calm down, take your HCTZ and take a bunch of deep, calming breaths. But first let me put this plastic bag over your head... no, that's OK, you don't need to hold it there, I've got some piano wire I'll wrap around your neck, three or seven times. There ya go! Now breath deep! You are SUCH an idiot. I can't beleive that I actually left the M.B.T. in YOUR care. OBVIOUSLY it's in his profile NOW ... AFTER I told him TWICE to do it. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: OBVIOUSLY it's in his profile NOW ... AFTER I told him TWICE to do it.Actually, it was there when I responded, so he corrected himself after your first warning. Not that I have any problem with you railing on him. He does seem a bit of a lack wit, and, no doubt, deserves it for something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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